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#3 - sanicthehadgehog ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
#1 - BROOKE (12/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 to #1 - rockstarjack (12/17/2015) [-]
OMG I WAS HOPING THAT THIS WAS TOP COMMENT AFTER SEEING THIS POST! B)
#41 to #1 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
I've also heard of Snooki, what of it?
#42 to #41 - biater (12/17/2015) [-]
thats why she's richer than you
User avatar #68 to #41 - darealsnooki (12/18/2015) [-]
AHEM
User avatar #54 to #1 - advice (12/17/2015) [-]
nice all caps username breh
User avatar #61 to #54 - BROOKE (12/17/2015) [-]
Nice real word username breh
#20 to #1 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
god i love that movie
User avatar #2 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
false download buttons while torrenting? what is this? early 2000's and back? git gud and use real site
User avatar #44 to #2 - failtolawl (12/17/2015) [-]
even tpb has false download links
User avatar #73 to #44 - nikolaier (12/18/2015) [-]
just use adblock
#4 to #2 - yourstiffsox (12/17/2015) [-]
or, the admins worst nightmare, adp
User avatar #6 to #4 - ratytang (12/17/2015) [-]
add dlock pro?
User avatar #11 to #6 - notanotheraccount (12/17/2015) [-]
its plus, not pro
#60 to #11 - erble (12/17/2015) [-]
It's also ad, not add, you silly goose! Let us assume it was intentional
User avatar #26 to #18 - foxxywithpaws (12/17/2015) [-]
You are, without Captain Doubt, the worst pirate I've heard of.
#30 to #26 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
that's Captain Captain Doubt to you
User avatar #5 - lordsaucy (12/17/2015) [-]
This is why I don't pirate. Not because of any moral opposition, I can just never seem to find the right download links and don't want to **** up my computer.
User avatar #22 to #5 - iqequalzero (12/17/2015) [-]
Get a cheapo laptop for torrents and porn.
#64 to #5 - catburglarpenis (12/17/2015) [-]
> 2015
> can't pirate without ******* up computer

Oh man look at this- it seems to be "git gud o'clock".
User avatar #12 to #5 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/17/2015) [-]
you are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've heard of.
User avatar #37 to #12 - lordsaucy (12/17/2015) [-]
But you have heard of me.
User avatar #14 to #5 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
That's kinda sad
User avatar #24 to #5 - tsoper (12/17/2015) [-]
Newfag tries to pirate for first time. Click here to watch what happens next!!
User avatar #9 to #5 - zoidz (12/17/2015) [-]
Use an ad blocker or click the magnet icon to get the magnet link. That's about it.
User avatar #34 to #9 - machiavellianhumor (12/17/2015) [-]
what's a magnet
User avatar #45 to #34 - flamingwhitetiger (12/17/2015) [-]
sends the download straight to utorrent or whatever you use so you dont have to do anything else
User avatar #71 to #45 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
how is that better though?
User avatar #76 to #71 - flamingwhitetiger (12/18/2015) [-]
just use kickass its probably the best torrent site with comments and a thumb system so its easy to tell if a torrent will give you a virus
User avatar #77 to #76 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
ok. i still wanna know how a magnet links keeps viruses away
User avatar #80 to #79 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
ok but how does a magnet link know it's not a virus?
User avatar #81 to #80 - flamingwhitetiger (12/18/2015) [-]
im assuming you meant how do you know if a magnet link is a virus or not and just look at the url that it shows in the bottom left or right of your screen while hovering over it. if it says something sketchy then dont click it
User avatar #82 to #81 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
that implies people know what's sketchy or not
User avatar #83 to #82 - flamingwhitetiger (12/18/2015) [-]
i mean if you cant figure it out you shouldnt be torrenting in the first place
User avatar #84 to #83 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
you're mom shouldn't of had you but yet she did
User avatar #74 to #71 - nikolaier (12/18/2015) [-]
you dont klick on wrong download links that way
also, if you want to use pirate bay try to make sure what you download is uploaded by someone with a skull next to their name, that means they are trusted by pirate bay
User avatar #78 to #74 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
roger dodger
User avatar #17 to #5 - spoperman ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Torrent sites are actually fairly easy to use. Click the magnet button and bobs your uncle.
User avatar #33 to #17 - machiavellianhumor (12/17/2015) [-]
nobody knows what a magnet is
User avatar #8 to #5 - shenro (12/17/2015) [-]
if you're on a torrent site like the pirate bay, you can just press the magnet link which will automatically load it into your torrenting program, the **** kinda shady sites do you go to.
User avatar #7 to #5 - zomaru ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Click and drag
If its a link, it's what you want
if its a pic of the button, its a scam.
User avatar #39 to #29 - itskennyandjosh (12/17/2015) [-]
I remember that that guy isn't as funny as dunkey though who i also found the same day i found joel
#67 to #48 - caette (12/17/2015) [-]
summoning joel2
#19 - angryeggs (12/17/2015) [-]
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#31 to #19 - bwiedieter (12/17/2015) [-]
I´m a simple man. I see a nice dog, I upvote the dog.
#53 to #31 - Dember ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Well I don't wanna brag but, I got a pretty nice dog. B)
#55 to #53 - bwiedieter (12/17/2015) [-]
gsus **** , you have every right to brag. That is a beautiful specimen my friendo.
#56 to #55 - Dember ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Thanks bud! Here's another of her I took when we went to the snow recently. She's half husky and half german shepherd if you were wondering. : D
#58 to #56 - bwiedieter (12/17/2015) [-]
She´s gorgeous, I´m envious. Can´t have dogs because I´m away most of the day and live in the middle of the city.
#75 to #53 - thecrayzeeman ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I need it.
User avatar #13 - sanguinemybrother (12/17/2015) [-]
I recently reinstalled windows and needed an editing program to cut some videos for uploading.

I asked my friend (He works with computers in various ways, mostly fixing/debugging) which program he recommended, to which he said Sony Vegas.

I've heard good things so I look up how much it would cost and he interrupts my search to tell me he has a torrent for it.

I generally don't like to torrent things, mainly because I feel I should pay for it, but then again, Sony Vegas is so overpriced I decide to make an exception.

I'm not overly familiar with torrenting so I ask him to make sure it's safe, he replies (Instantly, which should have been a warning I guess) that it's perfectly safe.

I download it and "Start" to install.

I have to read roughly 20 pages of add-on crap that the installer is trying to put on my machine (again, should have been a sign) and decline or deactivate each one.

Before I even get to the proper installation I try to google something, but oh, what's this? My search engine has changed, change it back to google, won't change back.

Turns out the computer had at least 7 programs running that were altering things and I had no idea what they were.

I always thought he was good with that sort of thing as he works with computers, never trusting him again with anything computer related.
#40 to #13 - eskaywalker (12/17/2015) [-]
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You could also use alternativeto to search for open source/freeware alternatives to commercial software: alternativeto.net/software/sony-vegas/

In the video editing section, Windows has very little to offer for non-linear video editors like Sony Vegas that are open source but I found Shotcut that is a pretty decent one if you want to try it out: www.shotcut.org/.
#46 to #13 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
that's a rookie mistake sometimes **** like babylon or other toolbars disguise themselves as the terms and conditions in a agree disagree prompt. Even trusted up loaders sometimes have **** like this if you are careful they are avoidable but often the actual program you download does work the uploaded has to make money too.
#50 to #13 - antideadra (12/17/2015) [-]
did you ask him about his method's, what you should and shouldn't be clicking, legit sites, legit torrent programs like bit torrent and Utorrent ect, all that bad **** happening to your PC could'a easily been prevented if you had ask more or did a bit more research so you are wrong to mistrust your friend if all you did was ask if pirating is safe, a bear trainer can say "yea its safe to touch yogi the bear" but don't be surprised when that ****** got's the craving for some sanguinemybrother meat
User avatar #51 to #50 - sanguinemybrother (12/17/2015) [-]
He said he was using it and had no issues, I now assume his computer looks like Jen's from the IT Crowd.
#52 to #51 - antideadra (12/17/2015) [-]
then you should take it out back and put it out of its misery
User avatar #25 to #13 - tsoper (12/17/2015) [-]
I pirated sony vegas and had no problems.
Im a seasoned pirate so im pretty good at picking up red flags at what to pirate and what not to pirate.
User avatar #32 to #13 - machiavellianhumor (12/17/2015) [-]
you might have missed a few of the decline addon stuff. did you check your addons after the installation? they like to throw some on and change homepages like you said.

hope you got a antivirus installed at least avast and malwarebytes together. also you can try adaware
User avatar #49 to #32 - sanguinemybrother (12/17/2015) [-]
Yes I checked my addons, even when removing the addon and deleting the program that was running it and deleting it's registry it was still overriding my search engine, eventually i did a system restore to two days prior.
User avatar #70 to #49 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
what antivirus do you have? also if you go to task manager and go to the processes tab you might be able to pinpoint some weird processes you didn't recognize before
User avatar #21 to #13 - iqequalzero (12/17/2015) [-]
That torrent could have been ****** with after he had originally vetted it. I dunno just throwing it out there.
User avatar #63 to #21 - paraxo (12/17/2015) [-]
Quite a few of the actually clean nosTEAM games got jacked after a couple months
Glad I had the sense to dig for ****
#27 to #13 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Play it safe like me. Use thepiratebay, only download from users with the trusted icon, try to only download from ones that have comments on them, so you can check for complaints of viruses.
User avatar #28 to #27 - slayzo (12/17/2015) [-]
**** didn't log in.
User avatar #38 to #28 - itskennyandjosh (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeah i always do that, if there's nothing saying i should do it, and its not trusted, there's no way i'm gonna download it
#69 to #36 - remzroller (12/18/2015) [-]
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#23 - RandomMRTroll (12/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #35 - machiavellianhumor (12/17/2015) [-]
so i was trying to find the star wars movie. realized i knew jack **** about what counts as a real looking file and what doesn't, other than filesize. i assume a real file would be about 1GB
User avatar #43 to #35 - phtholognyrrh ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
true dvd will be 700mb at 720p. blu ray can vary (based on sound compression, etc) from 1gb to 5gb
User avatar #47 to #35 - okamiterasu (12/17/2015) [-]
The more file extensions, the better
User avatar #72 to #47 - machiavellianhumor (12/18/2015) [-]
file extensions? like addons?
#57 - thebeatlesfan (12/17/2015) [-]
But you have heard of him
#65 to #57 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
>>#1
#66 to #65 - thebeatlesfan (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh well
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#87 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
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#15 - flynnryder (12/17/2015) [-]
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suppose he makes it up as he goes?
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