Pineapples. . therollguy: FUN FACT! Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you' re eating pineapples? It' s because pineapples possess  metal pineapples enzymes
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Pineapples

therollguy:
FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you' re
eating pineapples? It' s because pineapples possess the
enzyme , Which breaks clown meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal-
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Submitted: 12/31/2013
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User avatar #1 - badmotorfinger (12/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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an enzyme is a catalyst. all it does is speed up the breaking down.
it doesn't actually do the breaking.
User avatar #83 - themurrey (01/01/2014) [-]
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Thanks for #1 spot guys! I whole-heartedly appreciate it!
#135 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
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******* autistic tumblr faggots
User avatar #13 - galkawhm ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Fun Fact: Pineapple juice will alter the flavor of a man's semen.
User avatar #20 to #17 - toiletpaper (01/01/2014) [-]
yes i do.
#2 - whobobwhatpants (12/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
now I feel guilty for giving my daughter pineapple for breakfast! damn
now I feel guilty for giving my daughter pineapple for breakfast! damn
#4 - samoaspider (12/31/2013) [-]
bromelain ?
bromelain ?
#37 - lilbigjoker (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**YOU BITE THE PINEAPPLE IT BITES BACK, MY MAN   
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**YOU BITE THE PINEAPPLE IT BITES BACK, MY MAN
**




#44 - angaheru (01/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
so you think pineapples sting...............
#7 - disembodiedlord (12/31/2013) [-]
This made me uncomfortable.
#5 - thechosentroll (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait, a sec. That's like an ork face-eating contest, where the ork has to kiss a face-eating squig. Whoever eats the others' face first wins. It's basically the same thing.
#93 - minekiller (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**minekiller rolls 6** Should I still eat them?
User avatar #77 - lieutenantderp (01/01/2014) [-]
happy new year you faggots
#47 - luckyspirit (01/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I get a runny nose when I eat pineapples. Any chance I could get an explanation as to why?
I get a runny nose when I eat pineapples. Any chance I could get an explanation as to why?
#6 - sirsolo (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isnt it because it's so fiberous it's basically made of little needles?
User avatar #108 - beefniblets (01/01/2014) [-]
I dont know if anyone messaged any of you guys or anything, but happy new years, you guys on funnyjunk have been with me since about 2005. I love you all. Merry thanksgiving!
#98 - shrekis (01/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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so if i eat enough pineapples i can eat myself alive?
User avatar #115 to #110 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
thank you very much
User avatar #62 - PopcornViking (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
are you kidding me

you stickied an anons comment that you didnt like.....
User avatar #49 - vladhellsing (01/01/2014) [-]
They can also dissolve fingerprints.
#43 - ryderjbudde (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've never felt a tingling when I eat pineapples.

I feel a tingling in my jaw underneath my ears when I eat potatoes, though.
#69 to #43 - alreadyexiststho (01/01/2014) [-]
thats....weird.
thats....weird.
User avatar #12 - landartheconqueror (12/31/2013) [-]
i don't get much of a sting, but my mouth tastes tangy and everything i eat or drink after tastes like ****
after eating pineapple, that is
#3 - badpony (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I eat pineapple I eat the whole pineapple, **** the burning! has anyone seen my lips?
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