Piggy ride. Noob fight: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1090/Noob-Fight-Battlefield-Friends. erg's st: the of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bi
Click to expand


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - mudkipftw ONLINE (07/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"This is the opposite of a problem"

A.... solution?
#6 - jokujo (07/27/2014) [-]
Little does he know...
Little does he know...
#9 - bakinboy (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 - xxjmacxx (07/27/2014) [-]
Typical black pigs, always running in gangs chasing some white dude down to take his bike.
User avatar #7 - jokexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
they probably wanted to steal it
get it, they're black?
User avatar #4 - huszti (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>this is the opposite of a problem
i'm so super edgy and funny, right guys? uh, guys? hello?
User avatar #16 - perform (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A few years ago, there was a farm that was about a 20 minute drive from my home, so I went there every week or so, sometimes skipping a week. They were pretty much a cookie cutter farm, meaning they had all sorts of animals, crops and even a barn where they sold pecan pies (which were absolutely delicious). Because I went there so often, they recognized me as a regular. Normally, I'd go there just to get some fruit or something. It would be slightly more expensive than at the supermarket, but it's quieter at the barn and no lines, plus they were better quality.

After a while, school became really busy and I could only go once a month or so. So one time, I went there and they told me that their pig had given birth to more piglets about 3 weeks ago, so they were starting to be able to walk. Remember, this was a time when H1N1 wasn't an issue. So I walked into their little pen, which was surprisingly clean, pushed over a little piglet and started tickling it.

**** THIS THING IS CUTE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CUTE IT IS. Their tummy has the same texture as the inside of your arm, except pink. And when you tickle them, they start giggling at first, and then start snorting little high pitched oinks. Eventually, the other piglets wanted to join in and I spent 4 hours tickling piglets.
#26 - schnitzelwagen (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't know the police employed black midgets nowadays.
User avatar #17 - mendelevium (07/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Holy **** , when did FunnyJunk become HardAssJunk.
They ******* said a single sentence on the internet that wasn't offensive at all.

Apparently they are edgy cancer because they think pigs are cute.

You guys are ******* ridiculous.
#1 - workermaster (07/26/2014) [-]
a wild bacon appears
User avatar #31 - imagnetsux (07/27/2014) [-]
unless the mother shows up
#15 - zafara (07/27/2014) [-]
Actually adults of those wild pigs are extremely vicious. Like bears, if you go near their babies they will try to tear you apart, so I'd say it's a bit of problem if she somehow thinks her piglets are in danger.
#11 - justleaving (07/27/2014) [-]
****** about to go down

"OINK OINK ************ !!!"

User avatar #37 - gux (07/27/2014) [-]
Gonna be a problem once mama pig shows up and starts protecting her young.
#36 - roliga (07/27/2014) [-]
"this is the opposite of a problem"

Except for when they grow up and contribute to the huge ******* problem that is feral hogs being wildly over populated in the south/south west. It's literally gotten to the point where farmers will pay you for every feral hog you kill on their property. Feral hogs are dangerous violent animals that are a huge problem.
User avatar #28 - byobgraffpro (07/27/2014) [-]
the only time i have smiled at a cyclist on a road
#24 - alphavsomega has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - justleaving has deleted their comment [-]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)