Picky Denmark. not mine satwcomic.com/ Denmark have some of the strictest food laws in the world, which is kind of pissing the rest of Europe off because it mea scandinavia
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Picky Denmark

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Denmark have some of the strictest food laws in the world, which is kind of pissing the rest of Europe off because it means they can't sell their stuff to Denmark.

One of the first things I noticed when I moved back to Denmark after having lived in England for a year was how quickly food went bad, so it would seem Denmark is quite picky about chemicals in the food too.

Uwanna' try some Afican food?
No thanks.
Most of that has probably been
washed in poo water:
Home about some Chinese food?
Pio thanks.
Your h eene standards are too low,
and t is dog and cat meat,
How about some food?
No thanks.
You use way too man chemicals,
not to mention that
damn corn syrup,
Here go, Denmark.
Some i? l clean European food,
Only the best for mu subjects.
No thanks.
I don' t like how mam; fatty acids
you use, J
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#2 - kada (06/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>implying Africans have food
#21 - hotsamrj ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
denmark mentioned, swell with pride
denmark mentioned, swell with pride
User avatar #18 - bjornkrage ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>put fat tax in effect
>fat foods cost extra
>absolutely worthless for helping the problem
>end fat tax
>fat foods still cost extra

Thanks, Lars lykke.
#86 - trapt (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#19 - whatareyouon (06/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You know it kinda bugs me that "american food" is always a hamburger maybe 10-15 years ago when mc Donald was at is height but now i'd have to say pizza is america's food.  Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat a 						****					 ton of pizza therefore Americans are healthiest nation.
You know it kinda bugs me that "american food" is always a hamburger maybe 10-15 years ago when mc Donald was at is height but now i'd have to say pizza is america's food. Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat a **** ton of pizza therefore Americans are healthiest nation.
#35 - azsdcfbhnj (06/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I for one find fat sexy
I for one find fat sexy
User avatar #45 to #35 - leonhardt (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah but only when it's like furries or cartoon characters.

Fat is usually disgusting on real people.
#15 - dreaddune (06/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Well, that might be true, but EU/nato(can't remember which) has also made some allegations about our food, that we disprove of.
For example we wouldn't be able to make these magnificent cinnamon buns, because of how much cinnamon we have in them. Apparently the rate of cinnamon that we use, are poisonous, or some **** .
#96 - mrhadrick (06/20/2014) [-]
i do what i can with the examples given
#75 - jormu (06/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
What the hell is European food?
#93 to #75 - sushirustle (06/20/2014) [-]
food from europe
#33 - teranin ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Dammit... More reasons to want to move to Denmark.  First Tylosaurus, then education standards, now this...
Dammit... More reasons to want to move to Denmark. First Tylosaurus, then education standards, now this...
#7 - lazaman (06/20/2014) [+] (21 replies)
>Implying English food is any less fatty than American food.   
>Implying that American and English obesity rates aren't nearly the same.
>Implying English food is any less fatty than American food.
>Implying that American and English obesity rates aren't nearly the same.
User avatar #12 to #8 - viph (06/20/2014) [-]
He was referring to the EU (which includes the UK obv) I think
User avatar #55 - ompalomper (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i find this hard to believe.

sweden is currently refusing to buy pork from denmark since the standards for food are not being met (they pump them so full of various antibiotics). the danis farmers are **** all pissed about it and claim that the standards are being met but almost all swedish grocery chains are currently boycotting it.

and then there is this, that she posted last year: satwcomic.com/my-little-pony
User avatar #25 - buriedstpatrick (06/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
The reason we have so strict food laws is to fight our obesity problem. We have high taxes on candy, sweets and fats.
#9 - thumbology (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stupid comic
User avatar #49 to #9 - Tormound (06/20/2014) [-]
Guys just click the Hide All option on the right side of the comment next to the thumbs. It'll hide all comments from this guy.
User avatar #115 - elcreepo ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
South African food is good

Chinese food in the cities can range from delicious to weird but still hygienic

Not all of those areas are filled with skeleton ******* in mud huts
#113 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
First thing I think of when I hear "African Food"

(Its not racist. Some of my favorite cannibals are white)
User avatar #95 - Sethorein (06/20/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't you want fatty acids... they're not exactly awful...
#83 - klamydia (06/20/2014) [-]
Actually, Denmark continuously breaks European law in making their pork. You can no longer buy Danish pork in Sweden due to the low standard.
User avatar #48 - CallMeCrisco (06/20/2014) [-]
Denmark can keep doing what ever the hell they want with their food laws so long as I can still get my hands on their imported cheese...
User avatar #42 - robertolee (06/20/2014) [-]
My old lecturer traveled through India and China, he tried the food and got hepatitis. Was washed in disgusting water.
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