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Picky Denmark

*not mine*
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Denmark have some of the strictest food laws in the world, which is kind of pissing the rest of Europe off because it means they can't sell their stuff to Denmark.

One of the first things I noticed when I moved back to Denmark after having lived in England for a year was how quickly food went bad, so it would seem Denmark is quite picky about chemicals in the food too.

Uwanna' try some Afican food?
No thanks.
Most of that has probably been
washed in poo water:
Home about some Chinese food?
Pio thanks.
Your h eene standards are too low,
and t is dog and cat meat,
How about some food?
No thanks.
You use way too man chemicals,
not to mention that
damn corn syrup,
Here go, Denmark.
Some i? l clean European food,
Only the best for mu subjects.
No thanks.
I don' t like how mam; fatty acids
you use, J
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#2 - kada (06/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>implying Africans have food
#7 - lazaman (06/20/2014) [+] (21 replies)
>Implying English food is any less fatty than American food.   
>Implying that American and English obesity rates aren't nearly the same.
>Implying English food is any less fatty than American food.
>Implying that American and English obesity rates aren't nearly the same.
#8 to #7 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Uh... It doesn't mention England at all.

Are you dense as **** , or just looking for an argument?
#21 - hotsamrj (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
denmark mentioned, swell with pride
denmark mentioned, swell with pride
User avatar #18 - bjornkrage ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>put fat tax in effect
>fat foods cost extra
>absolutely worthless for helping the problem
>end fat tax
>fat foods still cost extra

Thanks, Lars lykke.
#86 - trapt (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#19 - whatareyouon ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You know it kinda bugs me that "american food" is always a hamburger maybe 10-15 years ago when mc Donald was at is height but now i'd have to say pizza is america's food.  Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat a 						****					 ton of pizza therefore Americans are healthiest nation.
You know it kinda bugs me that "american food" is always a hamburger maybe 10-15 years ago when mc Donald was at is height but now i'd have to say pizza is america's food. Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat a **** ton of pizza therefore Americans are healthiest nation.
#35 - azsdcfbhnj (06/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I for one find fat sexy
I for one find fat sexy
User avatar #45 to #35 - leonhardt (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah but only when it's like furries or cartoon characters.

Fat is usually disgusting on real people.
#15 - dreaddune (06/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Well, that might be true, but EU/nato(can't remember which) has also made some allegations about our food, that we disprove of.
For example we wouldn't be able to make these magnificent cinnamon buns, because of how much cinnamon we have in them. Apparently the rate of cinnamon that we use, are poisonous, or some **** .
#96 - mrhadrick (06/20/2014) [-]
i do what i can with the examples given
#75 - jormu (06/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
What the hell is European food?
#93 to #75 - sushirustle (06/20/2014) [-]
food from europe
#33 - teranin ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Dammit... More reasons to want to move to Denmark.  First Tylosaurus, then education standards, now this...
Dammit... More reasons to want to move to Denmark. First Tylosaurus, then education standards, now this...
User avatar #55 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i find this hard to believe.

sweden is currently refusing to buy pork from denmark since the standards for food are not being met (they pump them so full of various antibiotics). the danis farmers are **** all pissed about it and claim that the standards are being met but almost all swedish grocery chains are currently boycotting it.

and then there is this, that she posted last year: satwcomic.com/my-little-pony
User avatar #25 - buriedstpatrick (06/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
The reason we have so strict food laws is to fight our obesity problem. We have high taxes on candy, sweets and fats.
#9 - thumbology (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stupid comic
User avatar #49 to #9 - Tormound (06/20/2014) [-]
Guys just click the Hide All option on the right side of the comment next to the thumbs. It'll hide all comments from this guy.
User avatar #115 - elcreepo (06/20/2014) [-]
South African food is good

Chinese food in the cities can range from delicious to weird but still hygienic

Not all of those areas are filled with skeleton ******* in mud huts
#113 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
First thing I think of when I hear "African Food"

(Its not racist. Some of my favorite cannibals are white)
User avatar #109 - leonhardt (06/20/2014) [-]
Humon comics are polandball with even more cancer.
User avatar #98 - reginleif (06/20/2014) [-]
Concerning that thumbed down American comment, sorry guys but Europe's place on that chain is justified.... they do in fact ban lots of chemicals that are good to use here in the US.

That isn't to say every ban is justified, or that automatically everything Europe does we should follow.... but they DO ban it so that's the end of that discussion.

ALTHOUGH, US bans some European food on the basis of uncleanliness as well. A stupid example being eggs..... EU mandates that all eggs not undergo cleaning, US mandates that ALL eggs must be cleaned. They both have their reasons for them, but the point is very clear you won't find American eggs in EU markets and vice versa.

A reverse example here is meat, US won't touch UK (along with certain other Euro countries) pleb meat, on the basis of Mad Cow infections. Meat importation is only allowed from those countries if you the importers undergo approved detection and prevention policies (which all US meat producers undergo.) Other countries, will not allow US meat in their borders for the same reasons, even though our methods are pretty good.

tl;dnr people are picky with their food. (Except for madcow that **** will kill you, look what it did with England).
User avatar #95 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't you want fatty acids... they're not exactly awful...
User avatar #42 - robertolee ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
My old lecturer traveled through India and China, he tried the food and got hepatitis. Was washed in disgusting water.
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