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rollfourexplain (11/04/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,499**
I have this same problem. I don't know the source of the joke and the people who I ask don't really "get" the joke either.
I have this same problem. I don't know the source of the joke and the people who I ask don't really "get" the joke either.
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jackmanagan (11/03/2014) [-] how can you tell if someone plays dota?
dont worry theyll tell you
dont worry theyll tell you
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coolioplasm (11/04/2014) [-] Hello
I'm Dar-Jee, I'm a Khajiit in disguise
Want to see me lick my butt?
I'm Dar-Jee, I'm a Khajiit in disguise
Want to see me lick my butt?
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TheMather ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] See, I told you the reason you weren't in the list of *********** was because you're actually funny. No one's going to call you a ********** if you're posting jokes.
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thegrandtroll (11/04/2014) [-] **** you Jack, furry catdick sucking bitch.
I've been gone for the last few days due to classes. Don't worry i'll be back to *********** tomorrow.
I've been gone for the last few days due to classes. Don't worry i'll be back to *********** tomorrow.
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nuclearcomedy (11/03/2014) [-] How can you tell if someone plays League?
Ask them, they can't deny.
Ask them, they can't deny.
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acivcrusader (11/04/2014) [-] I'm a player of League of Legends and i can confirm this.
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jackmanagan (11/03/2014) [-] i heard argonians dont use cheese graters, they just rub it on their scales.
is that why they all smell like fishy fromage?
is that why they all smell like fishy fromage?
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sexyhimself ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] That is a proud argonian tradition that gets the best cheese possible.
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jackmanagan (11/03/2014) [-] yeah. for your ancestral nachos right?
get back to hugging your tree before you throw a histy fit
get back to hugging your tree before you throw a histy fit
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sexyhimself ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] HEY!!! That cheese is ******* delicious, ask any breton they'll tell you the best cheese is the one grated by glorious argonian skin.
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sexyhimself ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] Have you ever SEEN an argonian skin suitcase? no. That's cause you'll be dead before you know it if you try to kill an argonian.
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jackmanagan (11/03/2014) [-] i remember owning a whole plantation of argonians.
spear chucking guerrilla fighters if i recall.
no match for telvanni wizards...at all
spear chucking guerrilla fighters if i recall.
no match for telvanni wizards...at all
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rockmanfan (11/03/2014) [-] oh hey remember the oblivion crisis? argonians dont. they didnt have one. they killed any daedra that came through the portals, then they hunted them down and killed any left. THEN, being amazing badasses, they went INTO the portals, killed the daedra there, to the point where the daedra had to close them to stop getting slaughtered by the amazing awesome lizard people.
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eiaisqzbsesb (11/03/2014) [-] That is ignoring the fact that the Hist trees told the argonians beforehand, and being the self-centered assholes that they are, the argonians didn't even bother telling any other nations. So where all other nations were taken by complete and utter surprise, the argonians were prepared and ready for the invasion.
And as a Breton, I must say that argonian cheese is the most terrible-tasting cheese that have ever grazed my tongue. We import the cheese for the simple reason that it acts as both bait and poison to the local skeever and rat populations.
And as a Breton, I must say that argonian cheese is the most terrible-tasting cheese that have ever grazed my tongue. We import the cheese for the simple reason that it acts as both bait and poison to the local skeever and rat populations.
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rockmanfan (11/04/2014) [-] know what else was wrecked? katia's dignity when she took up that pineapple.
and her vagina
and her vagina
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sexyhimself ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] Go figure those gray skinned slaver assholes would cooperate with filthy thieving scum.
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eiaisqzbsesb (11/03/2014) [-] Oi, one of my friends is a Khajit. Sure, he's a bit of an.... excentric... and possibly a skooma addict... But he is probably one of the most loyal and honourable allies I have ever met in my travels.
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eiaisqzbsesb (11/08/2014) [-] English isn't even my second language, mate. I'm like 70% self-taught
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amassiveidiot (11/04/2014) [-]
You ******* take that back or I'll steal everything from your house and spend it all on skooma.
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amassiveidiot (11/04/2014) [-]
Stereotypes are the for a reason, Khajiit steal all the time because the stereotype is that they're thieves so they're not allowed into the cities, making them desperate. Bretons make good mages, Wood Elves suck ass, Nords love war, and Argonians make fantastic boots.
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sexyhimself ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-] Listen here you little I'm uncertain of what to call you since I agree with what you say but you insult argonians in the process, Bretons makes good mages in theory cause they are a mix between altmer high elves and the race of humans that existed before, argonians are some of the most badass assassins there is, khajiit are also good at stealth cause most of them are thieves and shiz, nords are all hyped with war cause they have been warriors since the dawn of time and was the first humans in Tamriel and they took over Skyrim from the falmer the former snow elves and last but not really least the bosmer wood elves are good scouts and hunters cause they made a pact with a forest fairy god so they aren't allowed to eat anything made from nature, sorta like anti vegeterians.
I could probably say some stuff about the other races too but you didn't mention them
I could probably say some stuff about the other races too but you didn't mention them
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amassiveidiot (11/04/2014) [-]
I know, I was just joking. I just love Khajiit, and hate anybody who insults them, thus why I dislike Argonians when I'm talking to you. However, they still make fantastic accessories and scabbards.
I mean honestly, if you had a scabbard made from Argonian skin that would be sexy as hell, especially if they were a Shadowscale due to the sheer skill and luck the wearer would be showing off.
I mean honestly, if you had a scabbard made from Argonian skin that would be sexy as hell, especially if they were a Shadowscale due to the sheer skill and luck the wearer would be showing off.
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whatamidoingwithme (11/03/2014) [-]
Played it for years, there is no reason to not switch to 2.
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penileburglar (11/04/2014) [-] The IP ban is a joke to get around, and whether you get kicked or not, your absence will still kind of ruin the game.
Not to mention the matchmaking was **** and unreliable and there was no way to guarantee you'd play with people near your own skill level.
Like, I'm all for nostalgia, and DotA 2 doesn't do *everything* better, but I'd definitely never go back to 1 after experiencing what it's like playing with a fast, skill-based matchmaking system, on reliable servers with built-in voice communication. And the way you can spectate tournaments from inside the game is hella fun compared to watching vods on youtube. The only thing I think DotA 2 desperately needs to import from the original is the ability to vote to forfeit a match.
Not to mention the matchmaking was **** and unreliable and there was no way to guarantee you'd play with people near your own skill level.
Like, I'm all for nostalgia, and DotA 2 doesn't do *everything* better, but I'd definitely never go back to 1 after experiencing what it's like playing with a fast, skill-based matchmaking system, on reliable servers with built-in voice communication. And the way you can spectate tournaments from inside the game is hella fun compared to watching vods on youtube. The only thing I think DotA 2 desperately needs to import from the original is the ability to vote to forfeit a match.
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comradewinter ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
I remember the first versions when hotkeys weren't usual, nobody knew who they were meeting in lane, and there was no meta in place. Enjoyed those days, every game was unpredictable.
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captainprincess ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] get 4 different moba players together and they all have a ****** ball
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makotoitou (11/03/2014) [-] Not if one of them plays Awesomenauts.
because of the 3 player teams
I'll leave with my obscure games
because of the 3 player teams
I'll leave with my obscure games
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captainprincess ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-] well I meant it's only league and dota players whove got the sticks up their asses
everyone else gets on just fine
everyone else gets on just fine
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fedoralover (11/03/2014) [-] jizz take it easy man dont hate me because i just like to play a hero
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tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-] id play smite but auto attacks are skillshots and there is no Australian serva
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theuntakenusername (11/03/2014) [-] There is now but I heard some complaints about queues being too long.
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anusholeboner (11/04/2014) [-] Its ******* ridiculous, man. 2 times the usual wait. Least before you knew if you could go take a piss or something while in queue cause it gave you a timer, now, you dont know when you'll find a match and if you dont click accept, you get deserter (banned from matchmaking) for 2 minutes (It scales) and lose all your goodwill (Currency and XP multiplier)
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Thundergod (11/04/2014) [-] Who're your mains? I personally go Janus/Zhong/Tyr/Neith/Ymir, but that's just because I play characters who just are the biggest dicks to play against, whether or not they actually do well in lane.
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lordsepulchure ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-] My favorites are Hades, Isis and Anubis, those are the ones I play the most, even got Hades and Isis rank 10 with VP and skins. Just need to rank up Anubis now and then I will have my trio of death. I'm also interested in Nox, but she needs a buff first.
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Thundergod (11/04/2014) [-] I agree, she needs at LEAST an extra +10 base damage per level on her 3 so that it's relevant lategame even if she falls behind(and add darkness to her basics so she can actually use it more often, a redo of her 1 so that it actually NEGATES the spell and mitigates basics, and more damage on her 4, perhaps adding a slow so you can unload her spells and force them to use a spell to get away. Her 2 is sensible enough, a smaller CD would be nice though.
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randomituseddie (11/04/2014) [-] sorry but adventure time battle party is where it's at.
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totalynotxewi (11/03/2014) [-] Smite is fun, but it's not part of the dota styled moba triangle.
Dota styled mobas is a game where you will find Russians. Smite is really good when it comes to Russians. Atleast from my experience. It's like heaven compared to HoN/Dota/LoL
Dota styled mobas is a game where you will find Russians. Smite is really good when it comes to Russians. Atleast from my experience. It's like heaven compared to HoN/Dota/LoL
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gameshredder (11/03/2014) [-] There's a common practice on moba posts.
If it's a league post, someone will post Dota **** . If it's a dota post (almost extinct here on FJ), someone will post LoL **** .
We also see those 2 people who play Smite post Smite **** . Soon we'll see HoTS fags post HoTS **** on moba posts.
Everyone's making mobas and there's plenty of people that will hop onto those lesser known, more obscure mobas to be cool.
Soon we'll see so many obscure mobas that these people will be posting their **** on the greater two Moba's content and it will be the equivalent of someone talking about Bioshock 2 online multiplayer on a Battlefield 4 post.
If it's a league post, someone will post Dota **** . If it's a dota post (almost extinct here on FJ), someone will post LoL **** .
We also see those 2 people who play Smite post Smite **** . Soon we'll see HoTS fags post HoTS **** on moba posts.
Everyone's making mobas and there's plenty of people that will hop onto those lesser known, more obscure mobas to be cool.
Soon we'll see so many obscure mobas that these people will be posting their **** on the greater two Moba's content and it will be the equivalent of someone talking about Bioshock 2 online multiplayer on a Battlefield 4 post.
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gameshredder (11/03/2014) [-] I'll give it to you straight: HoN is garbage and you'd be better off just switching to Dota 2. Take it from a guy who spent 3 years on HoN before switching over.
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gameshredder (11/03/2014) [-] Fun and Moba don't fit together.
I also have friends that play Smite. I've never seen them get more angry at a moba.
Brazilians, man.
I also have friends that play Smite. I've never seen them get more angry at a moba.
Brazilians, man.
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ilikepatatas (11/03/2014) [-] brazilians and moba don't fit together, well, they don't fit with anything, they are the biggest autism fuel in any mmo, and by autism i mean them raging so hard they cry and go to sleep
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goldenrodent (11/03/2014) [-] I don't mean to make all the ladies panties drop but Im plat 3.
<--- and I have protection
<--- and I have protection
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goldenrodent (11/03/2014) [-] Clearly, if I'm making sweet sweet love, there is some mighty strong magic going around. Best to grab some MR so I can last longer.
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anon (11/04/2014) [-] MACHO GAY MOMMA IS WAY BETTER AT HAVING GAY SEX THAN THOSE FAGGOTS, EVEN BETTER THAN KABUTO
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metaldubstepotato (11/04/2014) [-] Paintskills are off the charts!
Just look at his arms
3 years of hard work pays off
Mirin bro
Just look at his arms
3 years of hard work pays off
Mirin bro
