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Pick your posion

Choose your destiny...
Rewind time 5 seconds at
a time, can be used 5
times per day. The same
5 seconds cannot be
rewound twice (Le. only
one redo of a moment is
allowed}
Can achieve effects of any
known drug at any time,
no damage or side effects.
Acquire new drugs as they
are invented. (yellow red
and purple shots not
included)
Complete immunity from
sickness and maladies,
this includes poison even
from animals. Does not
include accidents or physi-
cal damage.
You can read the mind of
anyone you make eye
contact with, only while
eye contact or physical
contact {either or) are
maintained.
...
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Submitted: 10/26/2013
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#53 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
yellow. creampie first time, pull out 2nd
#68 to #67 - flemsdfer (10/27/2013) [-]
I see you've turned this burn around on me.
I see you've turned this burn around on me.
#82 - jdboi (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm Asian, so what's the point of the last one?
User avatar #1 - mitchr (10/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Pick Yellow.
Rewind time five second back, pick green.
Make millions off of Guiness and Ripley's, as well as advertisement money for being a freak of nature.
Use that money to create generic forms of the other two drugs.
Boom.
#159 - infinitereaper (10/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You casuals amuse me,   
Green, and I'll tell you why.   
every known drug in existence plus anything invented   
no damage or side effects   
   
I spent years researching a lot of things, one of which were experimental substances/drugs that had... a multitude of promising effects. One promoted the growth in neurons in the memory cortex, another extended the lifespan of mice or worms or something by 1/3, roughly 25 extra years of life for us.. Others boosted nuro-generation/brain matter and overall lifespan and such.   
   
You fools, there are so many drugs out there with so many effects. And with no side effects you can take full advantage of experimental drugs that will probably have never reached the market. You can become a genius, live longer, have unlimited access to every known cure/treatment, morphine, LSD, and everything else, the possibilities are perhaps, limitless   
   
All of these choices are okay, but only one allows you to potentially become a living god.
You casuals amuse me,
Green, and I'll tell you why.
every known drug in existence plus anything invented
no damage or side effects

I spent years researching a lot of things, one of which were experimental substances/drugs that had... a multitude of promising effects. One promoted the growth in neurons in the memory cortex, another extended the lifespan of mice or worms or something by 1/3, roughly 25 extra years of life for us.. Others boosted nuro-generation/brain matter and overall lifespan and such.

You fools, there are so many drugs out there with so many effects. And with no side effects you can take full advantage of experimental drugs that will probably have never reached the market. You can become a genius, live longer, have unlimited access to every known cure/treatment, morphine, LSD, and everything else, the possibilities are perhaps, limitless

All of these choices are okay, but only one allows you to potentially become a living god.
User avatar #55 - peanutbuttahjellah (10/27/2013) [-]
None of the above. I ******* hate needles.
#191 - bitchesbanthymine (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd pick the yellow shot so I could rewind time and say "bless you" five seconds before everyone around me sneezed.
User avatar #192 - arenaferox (10/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Get green.
Achieve the effects of the other 3?
User avatar #196 to #194 - arenaferox (10/27/2013) [-]
sheit I'm ******* stupid
#16 - admiralcrunch (10/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What, only 5 rewinds per day? Pffft, amateurs.
User avatar #107 - CaptainPugwash (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Definitely blue! Any psychologists out there want to tell me what that says about me?
User avatar #109 to #107 - dildobarbarian (10/27/2013) [-]
You want to get laid very badly.
#85 - tomowrath (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
purple   
   
get a meeting with the CEO of a bank   
make eye contact   
ask if you can have the combination.   
He automatically thinks of it.   
>yfw
purple

get a meeting with the CEO of a bank
make eye contact
ask if you can have the combination.
He automatically thinks of it.
>yfw
#122 - MAHEREX (10/27/2013) [-]
True immunity to mah ladies... sorry
#124 - sausageskin (10/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Green, As it allows the Red shot too (it only states Yellow/Purple not unclusive in the list). Means I can fix my ****** kidneys and get high whenever I want.
User avatar #126 to #124 - Zeigh (10/27/2013) [-]
It says "(yellow, red and purple shots not included.)"
You misread it.
User avatar #211 - squiresparkle (10/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Yellow, go back in time, ask him to repeat question, pink, go back in time (it's been five seconds as he re-explains), ask him to repeat the question again(given what he's offering he won't be surprised at your disbelief, green, go back in time, purple

Done.
User avatar #258 - AwesomeArthur (10/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Choose yellow
Use an online gambling website that allows the results of a roulette to be skipped
Retrieve the next number then rewind 5 seconds then place all money on that number
Repeat forever
... and ever
... and ever
#195 - roykynx (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Green.

Having a moment of social awkwardness, Cocaine. Feeling depressed and unimportant, Acid, or DMT. Need to relax for a bit, marijuana.

Green seems like the best choice
#116 - include (10/27/2013) [-]
**include rolls 1** should I choose the yellow one?
#323 - antigravitycake (10/27/2013) [-]
Green. Steroids. No heart attack or shrunk nuts.
User avatar #178 - Shramin (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Red, Immunity from Sickness and maladies including poison effectively means no drug can kill you.

You could travel the world without worry, no poison or illness could kill you, imagine the good you could do in the plagued areas.
#189 - catkids (10/27/2013) [-]
Purple, because I enjoy making people feel awkward by staring directly into their eyes.
Purple, because I enjoy making people feel awkward by staring directly into their eyes.
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