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Submitted: 08/08/2014
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User avatar #1 - turtletroll (08/08/2014) [+] (8 replies)
He's doing god's work

Or your local deity equivalent
#8 - GeeTeeEffOhh (08/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Ngl, guys who don't pick up after their dogs are arseholes.

But anyone who would smear dog **** on another person (in a non-pleasurable way) is a huge cunt too.
#23 - ronjeremysweiner (08/09/2014) [+] (23 replies)
damn i would wanna kick the living **** outa fagman
User avatar #24 to #23 - acoustic (08/09/2014) [-]
If you leave your dogs **** in a park you deserve it.
User avatar #15 - nimithecat ONLINE (08/09/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I'm pretty sure ******* helps lawns grow healthier since it functions as 100% organic manure, which helps the soil and prolongs plant life. Sure it's stinky, but it's less harmful to the environment than dumping things that might seep into our water supply and kill us later.

******* just dries and crumbles, and the bugs take care of the rest.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those "orgo-only" hippies or chemicalphobic faggots, but I can admit that ******* isn't all as bad as we make it out to be over its smell.
User avatar #41 to #15 - leonhardt (08/09/2014) [-]
Also he killed the **** out of both my lawns because no, just ******** on your lawn is not the same as using fertilizer.

Cow manure is fermented long enough so that it isn't as acidic.
A fresh dog steamer can kill the grass under it in like a day.
#36 - eezo (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And in the comments below, a bunch of people defending a man in tights and a helmet literally throwing **** at people
#87 - joshiebooh (08/09/2014) [-]
It's Poopmans duty!    
 or rather his doodie    
 actually its the dogs doodie and his duty    
 i laugh when people say "do do"
It's Poopmans duty!
or rather his doodie
actually its the dogs doodie and his duty
i laugh when people say "do do"
User avatar #16 - danster (08/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't understand why my dog can't **** on the grass but stray cats, squirrels, and birds can.
User avatar #33 to #16 - turtletroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Because they're not your responsibility.

You can't stop the from ******** on the pavement but you can stop your own ******* dog from doing it.

Don't be a cunt dog owner. I don't want to see dog **** everytime I step outside
#57 - wilder (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Try that with a owner who has a big dog.
User avatar #58 to #57 - slugnugget (08/09/2014) [-]
Just throw it at him.

And if hes gonna use his dog as protection from being an asshole then he doesnt deserve a dog.
User avatar #22 - toosexyforyou (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Look at all these asshole dog owners in the comments. Eat **** .
#102 - padorak (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I know my opinion is wrong but a dog is an animal, it poops. It helps the soil and 						****					 I'm so 						*******					 punny the club can't even handle me.  I mean you don't have to pick up the duck 						****					 or the squirrel 						****					. So why pick up the dog 						****					? I know fresh dog 						****					 doesn't help the grass or plants, but it eventually does and nature takes care of it in it's own way, if you put it in a plastic bag and just throw it in the trash it's not doing much there what it could be doing outside.   
   
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I know my opinion is wrong but a dog is an animal, it poops. It helps the soil and **** I'm so ******* punny the club can't even handle me. I mean you don't have to pick up the duck **** or the squirrel **** . So why pick up the dog **** ? I know fresh dog **** doesn't help the grass or plants, but it eventually does and nature takes care of it in it's own way, if you put it in a plastic bag and just throw it in the trash it's not doing much there what it could be doing outside.

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User avatar #90 - sovietsamurai (08/09/2014) [-]
What a ******* asshole, It doesn't even take much effort to clean up after your damn animals
#77 - wheretheheartroams (08/09/2014) [-]
**wheretheheartroams rolled image** mfw i accidentally ran into dog **** when playing soccer at a park. just pick up your dogs **** people! i dont want to be in a park and accidentally run or fall or skate into your dogs **** . and im sure its not hard to pick it up. its simply about being respectful about the surroundings you're in and the people sorry for the rant people im ready for those red thumbs
User avatar #27 - asmodiax (08/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#14 - Womens Study Major (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never pick up my dog's fecal matter it's my choice not to. That being said, give me a ******* ticket don't smear the **** in the persons face. That is just ******* terrible.
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User avatar #12 - thenamlessguy (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As a dog owner I can say that about once a month I might forget to bring the plastic bag to pick the **** up with.

Just because someone does something once doesn't mean they'll do it every time.
User avatar #59 to #12 - slugnugget (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess its fair that because you forgot one of your basic duties as a dog walker that some one could just step right in your dogs mess.

Im sure that guy with his new pair of shoes or that old women with bad eye sight would be more than forgiving.
User avatar #7 - TheHutchie (08/08/2014) [-]
People who don't pick up their dog's **** are only like, three steps down the ladder from Hitler. Right above the inventors of ******* screwcap toothpaste. Bastards.
User avatar #6 - PubLandlord (08/08/2014) [-]
Brings a new meaning to the term eat ****
#4 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
Sbírejte hovna po svých psech! SuperVáclav
He's Czech
*swrlls with pride*
#3 - geese (08/08/2014) [-]
i think pooperman sounds better
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