Pick up lines.. . Hey, do gnu want a ride an my rocket? ihaytu want ta charm any giant snake? Do you ward: isheep defeat Irwinc purple ' leer?. Fixed...
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Pick up lines.

Hey, do gnu want a ride an
my rocket?
ihaytu want ta charm any
giant snake?
Do you ward: isheep defeat Irwinc
purple '
leer?
...
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Submitted: 12/26/2013
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#1 - dashgamer has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #4 to #1 - playercz (12/27/2013) [-]
that isnt true, he has friends
#5 - badboyscout (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed...
#23 - makutasfinest (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
'Purple-Headed'   
   
I think something's wrong if it's Purple,
'Purple-Headed'

I think something's wrong if it's Purple,
#18 - techofreak (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #8 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Do some guys actually have purple tips? That's a bit creepy.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#22 - smellmyfaceforswag (12/27/2013) [-]
Why would the head of a penis be purple?
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is how the Doctor would be if he was awful at describing the Tardis.
#33 to #14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
**** YOU YOU WHOVIAN PIECE OF **** JUST GO DIE YOU ******* FAGGOT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DOCTOR WHO YOU MORONIC WASTE OF OXYGEN THIS IS WHY I ******* HATE THE DOCTOR WHO FANDOM DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND RID YOURSELF OF IT FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOUUUU BACK TO TUMBLR WITH YOUR CANCEROUSNESS =)
User avatar #13 - jajathezombie (12/27/2013) [-]
When I was little, my mom had a boyfriend who was part of this gang called the purple helmets. When I asked about the name, he said they were a biker gang who wore purple helmets. I'm starting to suspect I may have been lied to.
#6 - silverlance (12/27/2013) [-]
Purple helmet yoghurt slinger
Purple helmet yoghurt slinger
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ask for their name, say its a beautiful name, tell them your name, say I know this is quick but would you wanna get some dinner later? Boom ************ you have a date, i dare someone to try and not get a date like that
#36 to #35 - kibbleking (12/27/2013) [-]
yourself.
yourself.
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#7 - iamspika has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - unicornslut (12/27/2013) [-]
Never works for me either : (
User avatar #16 - Leopard (12/27/2013) [-]
Just ask them to get some food...
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