Pick one of these.. You can only pick one. Which one would you choose? (Not sure if it's a repost. Probably is. Never seen it here before.). MAKE AU GIRLS SUPER
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Pick one of these.

You can only pick one. Which one would you choose?
(Not sure if it's a repost. Probably is. Never seen it here before.)

MAKE AU GIRLS
SUPER ATTRACTIVE
TO TOUR EYES ONLY
YOU CAN TALK TO
ANIMALS,. TOUR SENSE?
AESOME RENEE AS
WELL NOTHING ELSE
TOUR LUCK IN
MONEY INCREASES.
BUT LOVE ELUDES YOU
TOUR LIFESPAN
INCREASES 50%:
NOTHING
ELSE
rou BECOME A
SUPER GENIUS,
BUT TOUR LI "SPAN
DECREASE BY SUE:
YOU GET ONE -CHANCE
TO CHANGE ONE PART
OF YOUR BODY
EVE RY MONTH, A
OF WEED
APPEARS IN YOUR
MAIL. YOU GAIN
NATHING ELSE.
YOU CAN SEE PARTS
OF THE FUTURE,
BUT NO ONE WILL
EVER RELIEVE TOU
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Submitted: 05/02/2014
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#13 - mankey (05/03/2014) [+] (41 replies)
>Become super genius
>Cure all disease and discover the secret of immortality
>50% of infinity is still infinity
>Use genius to play the stock market to get money.
>Use gene manipulation to make everyone super attractive and without flaw.
>Invent a machine that allows telepathic communication with animals.
> Use gene manipulation to change body parts.
>Use money from stock market to buy a satchel of weed every month.
>Use weed to see parts of the future.
>???
>Profit.
User avatar #2 - friedgreenpomatoes (05/02/2014) [+] (14 replies)
> Choose Purple
> Change DNA
> Can now change whatever you want
User avatar #5 to #4 - yurivw (05/02/2014) [-]
Good idea, I'd personally change into a potato.
User avatar #7 - goobyman (05/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
purple
for horsecock.
#91 - rokulda (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - millhouse (05/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#145 - tehfalconguy (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed
User avatar #69 - wedgehead ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
>choose blue
>see lotto-numbers
>tell them everyone
>win lotto without anyone else having the right numbers
#234 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (05/03/2014) [-]
> get blue   
> look in future to see what stocks rise   
> invest   
> render yellow buttplug useless
> get blue
> look in future to see what stocks rise
> invest
> render yellow buttplug useless
#38 - heartlessstoner (05/03/2014) [-]
Blue, so I could see who got the weed satchel,
Nobody needs to believe me.
Telepathic abilities AND weed,
User avatar #1 - definitelynotarab (05/02/2014) [-]
Green
#314 - ThatFatMummy (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Green

>collect hundreds of ants
>give them raw materials
>command them to build monuments to me and pray to me daily or else I'll kill them all slowly
>kill some to set an example
>continue until it becomes custom, and they do believ I'm a god
>set them free, insisting the outside world is the Holy Land
>they proceed to build my monuments and worship me
>people around the world start to see ants building religious monuments
>ants start to see humans building christ-related monuments in MY holy land!
>infidels.jpg
>ants declare war on humans for not believing in the one true god ThatFatMummy

MFW
#223 - therealtotodile (05/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Become super genius   
>Lose lifespan   
>Use genius to scientifically develop formula that increases lifespan
>Become super genius
>Lose lifespan
>Use genius to scientifically develop formula that increases lifespan
User avatar #281 - neonnurse (05/03/2014) [-]
>Pick blue
>See friend in future getting raped by Bill Murray
>They don't believe me
>Time passes
>Friend gets raped by Bill Murray
>Confides in you
>Don't believe friend
>ffw nobody will ever believe you
#175 - madhattergirl (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Pick purple   
>Fix pancreas   
>Diabetes gone   
>Eat sugar, 						****					 bitches
>Pick purple
>Fix pancreas
>Diabetes gone
>Eat sugar, **** bitches
#380 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
- Choose green
- learn the secrets of animals
- become world renowned naturalist/zoologist
or
- command an army of deadly animals
- become worlds greatest assassin, crimes can never be traced back to you because you use animals as hitmen.
or for those of you with less maturity and/or ambition:
- command army of pigeons
- have pigeons **** on the heads of your enemies
- profit
#256 - lazaman (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dark purple.   
I'd use it and make my dick 16 inches long and really girthy.   
   
I'd be satisfied.
Dark purple.
I'd use it and make my dick 16 inches long and really girthy.

I'd be satisfied.
#60 - drzombro ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
> become super genius
> Invent life expanding medicine
> take it
> share the recipe on the internet
> cure AIDS, cancer, being ugly and fat
> shared life expanding medicine recipe is brainwash
> world peace
> become ruler of world
> spend worlds money for science instead of military
> technology sky rockets like never before
> fly with space ship away to look for aliens
> find aliens
> invent translating device
> listen to their problems
> invent brainwash medicine that fixes their problems
> repeat last 3 steps endlessly
> ruler of universe
#22 - lamarsmithgot (05/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm torn between the weed satchel and the ability to talk to animals
#238 - randomdylan (05/03/2014) [-]
I'd pick the grey one. Use genius to find a way to increase my life span.
#95 - rokulda (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Go to Africa
>persuade all lions, tigers, elephants, and anything deadly to join my army
>take over africa, name it the animal kingdom
>invade europe
>invade everything else
>marry a penguin
>have penguin/human babbys
>90 years old
>on my deathbed
>only human left on earth
>my only son is standing beside me
>i tell him he has to carry out my legacy
>he says he knows
>does penguin death ritual
>sticks his penguin penis into my eyeball
>die
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