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5. Confess you love only her sister. 5. Push her out the Moon Door.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - neocortex
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As long as we have Oberynt..in our heart
User avatar #60 to #3 - ohemgeezus
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I don't know if you were making a joke, but for future reference, there's no t in his name
#63 to #3 - apolloeighteen
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I miss him
#75 to #63 - anon id: 7636356c
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we all do my friend, we all do...
User avatar #1 - internetexplain
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How the hell do you pronounce "petyr" ?
User avatar #30 to #1 - chenn
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I imagine it's like "Peh-tir", but it might as well be just pronounced like Peter or "Pee-tir".
User avatar #32 to #1 - collateraldamageco
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The same as Peter
User avatar #2 to #1 - warlockrichard
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I've just been pronouncing it peter
#55 to #1 - vytros
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Rule number one for Game of Thrones names: Change or remove one letter from real life names

Jon
Eddard
Petyr
Sandor (Sándor is a Hungarian name, pronounced Shandor)
Joffrey
Jaime (2 letters in this case, from James)
Catelyn
Janos (again, a Hungarian name, translated from John, János, pronounced Yanosh)

Then again, I'm thankful for the Hungarian names, at least my country gets some spotlight even if most people don't know that these names come from there.
User avatar #83 to #55 - chenn
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How about Theon, Tyrion, Renly, Shae, Tywin, Cersei, Daenerys, Viserys, Drogo, Arya, Sansa, Jaqen H'ghar, Syrio...
There's no doubt GRRM was inspired by existing names, but honestly there's so many names in so many languages it's almost impossible to make a nice sounding name that doesn't resemble any existing name. I think I even caught a glimpse of a character with a czech name (though that might have been a different book, maybe Cloud Atlas since that's what I'm reading at the moment).
#84 to #83 - vytros
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Yeah of course, I was just bringing it up to show that names that resemble real life names are supposed to be pronounced like real life names
User avatar #86 to #84 - chenn
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Are they? That's good news then, now I don't have to worry about their pronunciation
#87 to #86 - vytros
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Well of course except things like Joffrey<->Jeffrey, but yeah, most of the time it will work
User avatar #88 to #87 - chenn
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Yeah, obviously they have to follow some pronunciation rules. Thank you, fellow A Song of Ice and Fire fan!
#89 to #88 - vytros
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No problem, man
User avatar #4 to #1 - Tusura
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PeeTear

here ya go. just like this.
#15 - mikepetru
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He used the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
User avatar #41 to #15 - supersnake
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i don't thumb up much.. but you have earned it
#61 to #15 - logickid
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Hooray for sneaked-in downloads in downloads that can't be trusted so you decline everything but still download like four things that are ******* annoying.

Wait
#13 - I Am Monkey
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Petyr Baelish is my favorite character. While everyone else is busy trying to act badass he's straight pimpin' behind their backs.
Petyr Baelish is my favorite character. While everyone else is busy trying to act badass he's straight pimpin' behind their backs.
#21 to #13 - llpanic
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that's why it seemed interesting to me that conversation with cerseir where he said &quot;knowledge is power&quot; and he ordered the guards to kill him and then canceled it (to show it that &quot;power is power&quot;) but a bunch of episodes later your son is death bitch seems like knowledge is power after all   
   
i ******* loved it
that's why it seemed interesting to me that conversation with cerseir where he said "knowledge is power" and he ordered the guards to kill him and then canceled it (to show it that "power is power") but a bunch of episodes later your son is death bitch seems like knowledge is power after all

i ******* loved it
User avatar #22 to #21 - llpanic
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she*
#10 - ireallylikepotatoe
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User avatar #14 to #11 - I Am Monkey
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Petyr Baelish kills Dumbledore
User avatar #59 to #14 - Tusura
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How dare you post a spoiler like that without a spoiler tag or a warning.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
#20 - Sworley
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he takes advantage of people but most of the time they basically let him.
he takes advantage of people but most of the time they basically let him.
#37 - DerektheAsian
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If at first you don't succeed,
Bang her daughter instead.
User avatar #6 - Mr Ronok
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and lord varys is right about halfway between satan and little finger
User avatar #44 to #6 - sciencexplain
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Moral of the story: Don't chop a man's balls off, or he will **** you up.
User avatar #12 to #6 - hanabro
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Lord Varys is just about the most trustworthy man in Westros, because he only serves the realm. Everyone else has their ****** little allegiances and oaths to others that stand in their way, or they are just self-serving assholes. *********** groomed the rightful heir to the throne, Aegon Targaryen VI, to be a loving king who would put the people and realm before his own ********. Varys is probably the closest thing Westros has to an outright hero. The only reason nobody can trust him is because everybody puts themselves before the realm.
User avatar #52 to #12 - EdwardNigma
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Varys is cool as ****, Varys is a dudebro. He keeps it real. He's a sneaky little ****, but a good sneaky little ****.
User avatar #65 to #12 - coolalliki
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You'd end up the same way as Ned if you really believe he doesn't have his own agenda.
User avatar #29 to #12 - hairyforcekin
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>Aegon >Rightful He's nothing but a Blackfyre pretender.
User avatar #25 to #12 - conebonesixtynine
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Spoiler territory
I know every character that knew Aegon VI said that he was better than sliced bread and a nice prince who will rule wisely but i felt like he was just another spoilt brat who didn't knew better and wasn't humble at all, at least thats what i got from all the chapters where he appears and acts like a little twat. Does anyone agree with me or should i read again the book?
User avatar #53 to #25 - EdwardNigma
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He's a bit of a dick, but he might still be a good king. Theres also a theory he is a Blackfyre, since it was said the Blackfyres were extinct in the male line. Said nothing about female. The Black Dragon will rise again *****.
#50 to #25 - leroiv
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If you believe in the R + L = J theory than the scene with Tyrion and Aegon playing the game of ... chess? was just a mirrored version of the Jon and Tyrion scene from book one where ghost attacked Tyrion. "Maybe he thought you were a grumpkin"

I believe that Aegon will be Jon's major antagonist after Ramsey.
User avatar #39 to #25 - zevran
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I agree with you fellow book-fan. Aegon seems like a little ****.
#17 to #12 - anon id: 737cfe23
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They also don't know what he means by "serving the realm", they might assume that means keeping Tomen alive, which of course is not his plan.
#7 - jimmytwoshoes
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#8 to #7 - datgermanguy
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It is stuff like this which makes me think that Cleverbot is actually GLaDOS from Portal.