Pet Rock Review
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201 m 227 peeple found the following review helpful
DON' T PURCHASE!!! COMPLETELY INSANE!
By Becca Friggin Anne on July 5, 2013
So the other day I was taking my daily leisurely stroll through the local park. I decided to take my new pet reek out for a walk so he
would stop comunicating with the much cushions. While sitting en a park bench, a group of small children accidentally threw a frisbee my way, thus
striking me in my left temple. Enraged, I yelled an obscenity out of pure shock and surprise. My pet rock acted almost immidiately. He got out of his
collar, jumped into my hand, and began repeatedly striking the children in the kidneys ever and ever. I begged and pleaded with my pet rock,
Sylvester Stallone, cease his shinanigans at ems to await. I urged Sylvester to leave immidiately, but he laid limp with he response. I was
able to slip his collar back en while he slept. I seen dissevered that he did mat like noise when the police showed up and their loud sirens ence
again disturbed my Sylvester. Sylvester ence again leaped into my hand and began tackling the police officers until they lay unconscious.
After his second incident, I made the decision that he would have to be put dawn. I teek Sylvester home and let him play outside with his favorite
chew toy as I snuck up on him and smashed him with a hammer.
I buried him beneath the willow tree.
Please, for the safety d all children, M net buy this pet. They are distructive and should be kept inside of the county pounds.
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201 m 227 peeple found the following review helpful
DON' T PURCHASE!!! COMPLETELY INSANE!
By Becca Friggin Anne on July 5, 2013
So the other day I was taking my daily leisurely stroll through the local park. I decided to take my new pet reek out for a walk so he
would stop comunicating with the much cushions. While sitting en a park bench, a group of small children accidentally threw a frisbee my way, thus
striking me in my left temple. Enraged, I yelled an obscenity out of pure shock and surprise. My pet rock acted almost immidiately. He got out of his
collar, jumped into my hand, and began repeatedly striking the children in the kidneys ever and ever. I begged and pleaded with my pet rock,
Sylvester Stallone, cease his shinanigans at ems to await. I urged Sylvester to leave immidiately, but he laid limp with he response. I was
able to slip his collar back en while he slept. I seen dissevered that he did mat like noise when the police showed up and their loud sirens ence
again disturbed my Sylvester. Sylvester ence again leaped into my hand and began tackling the police officers until they lay unconscious.
After his second incident, I made the decision that he would have to be put dawn. I teek Sylvester home and let him play outside with his favorite
chew toy as I snuck up on him and smashed him with a hammer.
I buried him beneath the willow tree.
Please, for the safety d all children, M net buy this pet. They are distructive and should be kept inside of the county pounds.
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