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    #1 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Why not just butter both sides of the toast?
    User avatar#62 to #1 - eminempackerfan
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    then you might get butter on your fingers
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    #53 to #1 - ubercookieboy
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    ladies and gentlemen, we just found our new efficiency expert
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    User avatar#40 to #1 - theshadowed
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Because my cat wants something to do
    User avatar#31 to #1 - corsairjoshua
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Because then the ceiling would fall the the floor in a desperate attempt to touch the buttered side.

    It would be a perfect death trap though...
    #30 to #1 - Yakosaki
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Or tape two cats back to back.
    #28 to #1 - restorf
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Because you wouldn't be abusing a cat.
    User avatar#27 to #1 - clechyl
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Well it would land on its bark.
    #23 to #1 - asdflower
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Then it could just land on either side
    #17 to #1 - sashxanete**User deleted account**
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Becouse Nyan Cat is cooler
    User avatar#7 to #1 - skman
    Reply+49
    (10/15/2013)[-]
    it would still land butter side down
    User avatar#37 to #7 - fonakis
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    How bout not buttering either side? If it doesn't have buttered sides, it can't fall buttered side down.
    User avatar#59 to #37 - yin
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    (10/15/2013)[-]
    Then it isn't buttered toast.
    User avatar#8 to #7 - moribus
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    but if butter is in the middle?
    User avatar#9 to #8 - skman
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    That idea may just be crazy enough...
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    Your username.
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    I have no idea why I got thumbed down so much, but I will go down with it.
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