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Why not just butter both sides of the toast?
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then you might get butter on your fingers
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ladies and gentlemen, we just found our new efficiency expert
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Because my cat wants something to do
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Because then the ceiling would fall the the floor in a desperate attempt to touch the buttered side.
It would be a perfect death trap though...
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Or tape two cats back to back.
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Because you wouldn't be abusing a cat.
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Well it would land on its bark.
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Then it could just land on either side
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Becouse Nyan Cat is cooler
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it would still land butter side down
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How bout not buttering either side? If it doesn't have buttered sides, it can't fall buttered side down.
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Then it isn't buttered toast.
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but if butter is in the middle?
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Your username.
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I have no idea why I got thumbed down so much, but I will go down with it.
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