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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot
Reply +236 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Why not just butter both sides of the toast?
User avatar #62 to #1 - eminempackerfan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
then you might get butter on your fingers
User avatar #53 to #1 - ubercookieboy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, we just found our new efficiency expert
#44 to #1 - catburglarpenis
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #1 - theshadowed
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Because my cat wants something to do
User avatar #31 to #1 - corsairjoshua
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Because then the ceiling would fall the the floor in a desperate attempt to touch the buttered side.

It would be a perfect death trap though...
#30 to #1 - Yakosaki
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Or tape two cats back to back.
User avatar #28 to #1 - restorf
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Because you wouldn't be abusing a cat.
User avatar #27 to #1 - clechyl
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Well it would land on its bark.
#23 to #1 - asdflower
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Then it could just land on either side
#17 to #1 - sashxanete **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Becouse Nyan Cat is cooler
User avatar #7 to #1 - skman
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
it would still land butter side down
User avatar #37 to #7 - fonakis
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
How bout not buttering either side? If it doesn't have buttered sides, it can't fall buttered side down.
User avatar #59 to #37 - YinScape
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Then it isn't buttered toast.
User avatar #8 to #7 - moribus
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
but if butter is in the middle?
User avatar #9 to #8 - skman
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
That idea may just be crazy enough...
#5 to #1 - Norway
Reply +129 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
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#10 to #5 - weazr
Reply -28 123456789123345869
(10/15/2013) [-]
Your username.
Your username.
User avatar #64 to #10 - weazr
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea why I got thumbed down so much, but I will go down with it.
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