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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Why not just butter both sides of the toast?
#17 to #1 - sashxanete **User deleted account**
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Becouse Nyan Cat is cooler
User avatar #27 to #1 - clechyl
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Well it would land on its bark.
User avatar #28 to #1 - restorf
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Because you wouldn't be abusing a cat.
User avatar #40 to #1 - theshadowed
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Because my cat wants something to do
User avatar #53 to #1 - ubercookieboy
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ladies and gentlemen, we just found our new efficiency expert
User avatar #62 to #1 - eminempackerfan
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then you might get butter on your fingers
User avatar #31 to #1 - corsairjoshua
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Because then the ceiling would fall the the floor in a desperate attempt to touch the buttered side.

It would be a perfect death trap though...
#23 to #1 - asdflower
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Then it could just land on either side
#30 to #1 - Yakosaki
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Or tape two cats back to back.
#44 to #1 - catburglarpenis
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User avatar #7 to #1 - skman
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it would still land butter side down
User avatar #8 to #7 - moribus
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but if butter is in the middle?
User avatar #9 to #8 - skman
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(10/15/2013) [-]
That idea may just be crazy enough...
User avatar #37 to #7 - fonakis
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How bout not buttering either side? If it doesn't have buttered sides, it can't fall buttered side down.
User avatar #59 to #37 - YinScape
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Then it isn't buttered toast.
#5 to #1 - Norway
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#57 to #5 - holmern
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#10 to #5 - weazr
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Your username.
User avatar #64 to #10 - weazr
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I have no idea why I got thumbed down so much, but I will go down with it.
User avatar #3 - rulebysecrecy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
No, you see, since the material is on the cats back, the cat would land on its feet and nothing would change, it needs to be on the cats belly
#41 to #3 - ogloko
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so many red thumbs but your idea is solid. butter side up on the cat's belly
User avatar #63 to #3 - rulebysecrecy
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(10/16/2013) [-]
oh well... ffs I feel like a retard now, after numerous explanations I get it, idk why the **** i didnt get it, my bad peoples, my bad.
#46 to #3 - chromefile
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#15 to #3 - toof
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This should clear it up
User avatar #26 to #15 - sonicthefast
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Well you know, if the cat lands on it's feet, then the toast never lands, meaning that the toast never lands butter side up, and fulfilling the law. Sorry to spoil it.
#4 to #3 - doggstar
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but then it'd create an extreme gravitational force where both are slammed into the ground at such force it could destroy the device... but with it on its back the cat and toast will be at an equilibrium that will create a perpetual rotation till the end of the cats life
User avatar #11 to #4 - ilolzville
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or we could just use two pieces of toast.
#35 to #4 - markonj
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Are you people actually arguing about this?
#47 to #35 - mrmymilkshakes
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What do you mean, "you people"
User avatar #2 - zerotzallander
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INFINITE ENERGY!
#34 to #2 - blokrokker
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#16 to #2 - butplug
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User avatar #19 - goobyplzstahp
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Theres a wikipedia article on this, and it is golden en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox
User avatar #20 to #19 - spasticpuppet
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Lol'd before I even pressed the link. "Buttered cat"

Woohoo, pair'a'dockses!
User avatar #29 to #19 - pleasantlybaconii
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I'm glad to know the science behind why toast has an 81% chance of landing butter side up.
#51 - cyrushehe
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Source Flying Horse - Gatorrada (Cat-Toast)
#52 to #51 - cyrushehe
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#6 - charonodaemon
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Why not just staple two cats together, back to back?
User avatar #12 to #6 - ilolzville
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two pieces of toast would be easier.
User avatar #14 to #12 - demandsgayversion
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One piece of toast, butter both sides.
#21 to #14 - evanxzile
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You just guaranteed that it will land on buttered side.
User avatar #18 to #14 - apocalypticburrito
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are you trying to break the universe
no man should double butter his toast
#54 - jackjr
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#55 - renegadejack
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longer version
longer version
#22 - tsukaza
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(10/15/2013) [-]
If anybody wants the full video
Don't see anyone else that has posted it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
User avatar #25 - althalus
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(10/15/2013) [-]
haha this is ******* brilliant, love this gif
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