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#7 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Otter Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Otter warfare and I’m the top Otter in the entire US Otter forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with this rock the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* squeaks. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pelicans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rock. Not only am I extensively trained in otter combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Otter Corps and I will use it to its full extent to...
User avatar #39 to #7 - zenagirl (11/23/2015) [-]
"mark my ******* squeaks"
#8 to #7 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
OOOMMMFFFF
MMMFFFFF *slurp*
*gasp*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMM *slurp* MMMMM
#9 to #8 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
mmmm ahhh that was ******* tasty
what was i saying... oh yeah..
and i will use it to its full extent to...
#10 to #9 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
MMFFF OMF
MMMMM*slurp*
*slurp*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFF
FFMMMMMMFFFFHHH
*slurp*
#11 to #10 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
...full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#12 to #11 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
god damn that was a tasty rock. i wonder why it tastes so goo-
#15 to #14 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
OMF MMMM
FUKKEN TASTY
User avatar #16 to #15 - pillsandpeanuts (11/23/2015) [-]
you sure do have a lot of time to spare
#17 to #16 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
well i am a chicken
User avatar #18 to #17 - pillsandpeanuts (11/23/2015) [-]
A smart one,too
#19 to #18 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
i would have made a chicken that was blushing and saying "b-baka senpai dont say that in front of everyone"
but i didnt because im not that big of a faggot
User avatar #20 to #19 - pillsandpeanuts (11/23/2015) [-]
that's why you're different from the other chickens,not being a fag and/or fried also being smart
#21 to #20 - smartythechicken ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
you have greatly honored this cock.
take this picture with you, and use it when you need to roast a faggot.
post this picture and i will roast a person of your choosing once
User avatar #22 to #21 - pillsandpeanuts (11/23/2015) [-]
noted
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