Peppers. . aild Lamond presents THE the world' s hottest peppers In 1912. a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the hast for measuring pepper hotness/  Capsaicin death ASS
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aild Lamond presents
the world' s hottest peppers
In 1912. a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the hast
for measuring pepper hotness/ spiciness/ piquancy.
Presumably, before the Scoville test, pepper heat was
measured through more subjective methods:
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that that
must be a not pepper
MIN (rid me:
The main problem with the Scoville heat test is that it does not record the
actual experience of eating a pepper. The following is a mam! scale for
anyone stupid enough to actually eat peppers:
Type of pepper Eating it feels like...
t mam... so refreshing.
t? scoville wilt:
if'') oh damn, that' s got a kick!
2, Statt- 5. 000 scoville unto
Fucking FUCK!! My bowels
are ON .
Scoville units
r. rollar
350. 000 - 550, 000 Scoville units
555, 000 - l. oso. too Scoville units
1, 359, 000 Scoville unit,
1, 463, 000 Scoville units
Fruits like apples are typically delicious snacks. This encourages animals to eat
the fruit and subsequently poop out the nuns seeds. Plants benefit greatly
from this - seed dispersal.
Peppers advertise themselves as bright, beautiful, tasty fruits, but punish us for
eating them. Are pepper plants Just major assholes?
well. that peppers have a much
better way to travel than through our PIN-
they use bird droppings.'
Unlike mammals, birds are not affected by spiciness.
The presence of lets mammals know that they need to back the fuck
offend let birds " because:
ll Birds are more likely to have pepper seeds intact while eating and
digesting peppers
2) Birds are more indiscriminately shit everywhere
Ci) seedcases root
Cs? bird eats peppers
G) Trcy, my pepper we
Humans have a habit codifying mother nature' s intentions.
C) seed takes root
he seed " erial
FIRE (i)
majestic pepper plant
C) mandate pepper
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#2 - heshhippie
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
When the curry is hotter than you thought it would be.
When the curry is hotter than you thought it would be.
#3 to #2 - thebuttocksbrigade
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
I think you got the wrong Indian there boss
#4 to #3 - heshhippie
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
Find me a gif of a crying hindu then, cuntface.
#9 to #4 - squiblles
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(07/03/2014) [-]
oddly enough I have one...
oddly enough I have one...
#5 to #4 - thebuttocksbrigade
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
I don't fell like it Asswad
#12 - guanyu
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
Wait, what if the bird poops on you?
Wait, what if the bird poops on you?
User avatar #22 to #12 - brokentrucker
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Then you die.


GG no re
#14 - hankpym
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#10 - poxitorium
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
oh yeah
#6 - boomyturtle
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(07/03/2014) [-]
as of 2012, the hottest pepper was the Carolina Reaper. Idk if there's one hotter than that.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sciencexplain
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I believe that the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion is STILL the hottest, but I could be wrong.

#11 to #7 - pokeluigi
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
your wrong he's right sorry to disappoint
User avatar #21 - pivotmasterdm
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(07/03/2014) [-]
One time, I bought a few ghost peppers to try with some friends.
When you take the first bite, it's a similar sensation to tasting ketchup and having a full on fire in your mouth.
User avatar #24 to #21 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
I would have had milk in an IV bag next to me to directly inject the anti acidic properties straight into my veins.
**** that, I hate spicy food, man.
#16 - igelior
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(07/03/2014) [-]
carefull with these kind of post - we wouldn't want to get into any lawsuits do we
#13 - stimtheone
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Most spicy things that go above a certain threshold are not even considered edible anymore, just pure poison.

just the kind you'd love using on feminists.

Unfortunately, they are extremely rare and their sale is strictly controlled.
#8 - ransack
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