people do not appreciate humor anymore
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announcement (10/02/2015) [-] 
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place they´re called Counter-Terrorists!
...Unless they're terrorists!
...Unless they're terrorists!
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xskullgirlsx (10/02/2015) [-] One time I played a match where I said that I was the reincarnation of Michael Jackson and just walked backwards to everything
Same result
Same result
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sharklazers (10/03/2015) [-] well if it was a competitive matchmaking game i could understand
some people take it very seriously, like it was a league ladder
some people take it very seriously, like it was a league ladder
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anon (10/02/2015) [-]
I once witnessed a player whose name was in unrecognisable moonrunes.
He also spoke in a strange tongue with words like Cyka and blyat.
Soon after others just like him joined, what may have been described as some kind of mass migration of his species. Nothing but moonrunes and strange alien language.
He also spoke in a strange tongue with words like Cyka and blyat.
Soon after others just like him joined, what may have been described as some kind of mass migration of his species. Nothing but moonrunes and strange alien language.
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shemaledong [OP](10/02/2015) [-] moonrunes, lol.
I always tell them to stop writing upside down.
I always tell them to stop writing upside down.
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blackoutonetwotwo (10/03/2015) [-] **blackoutonetwotwo used "*roll picture*"**
**blackoutonetwotwo rolled image** mfw I got cheeki breeki'd
**blackoutonetwotwo rolled image** mfw I got cheeki breeki'd
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nikolaier (10/03/2015) [-] Oh, the where its developers actually went on piratebay and gave away a few free keys there. Great marketing in my eyes, interacting with the pirates instead of just straight up shunning all of them. I believe they probably gained a few sales by doing that small thing.
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assdoreponyfucker (10/03/2015) [-] I've only ever been in a competitive match with russians once, like gold nova 3, and they were godlike
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Shiny ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-] In TF2 you could spray nasty porn on a wall and hit everyone on your team with the Frying Pan to make the stupid noise as much as possible and nobody would notice much difference.
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videogamehippey (10/03/2015) [-] Whenever I see a ****** up porn spray, I put my own spray that says "This is an extreme thirst!" next to it
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cutenesseverypost (10/03/2015) [-] *In tf2 you could spray MLP porn in the enemy base to attract 13 year olds and 48 year old pervert manchildren and get free backstabs / strange levels
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demandsgayversion (10/03/2015) [-] I always liked to go in TF2 as a Heavy, equip the picket sign, then crouch walk around. It looks like he's just fed up with the violence. I once tried to get from Red's spawn to Blue's, and over the course of many deaths, I amassed a group of followers crouching with me to make the journey. Eventually people stopped seeing us as easy kills and let us get on with it and we made it all the way, it was so great.
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hellsjester (10/03/2015) [-] >be me playing TTT on gmod. Trouble in terrorist town
>RDM's everywhere Random death matches. big no no on TTT servers
>get sick of play by rules because no one else is
>switch name to hitler
>EFW i'm innocent and someone identifies body
>RDM's everywhere Random death matches. big no no on TTT servers
>get sick of play by rules because no one else is
>switch name to hitler
>EFW i'm innocent and someone identifies body
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bluwizard (10/03/2015) [-] **bluwizard used "*roll picture*"**
**bluwizard rolled image** That is why tf2 is superior. I would constantly play as spy and jsut crab walk around when my team were being ********* and not cooperating.
Killing a spycrab was taboo and people would kick anyone that killed me. Or we'd do stupid **** when we got bored like building a tower of people. Red on blu on red to see if we could reach the skybox
**bluwizard rolled image** That is why tf2 is superior. I would constantly play as spy and jsut crab walk around when my team were being ********* and not cooperating.
Killing a spycrab was taboo and people would kick anyone that killed me. Or we'd do stupid **** when we got bored like building a tower of people. Red on blu on red to see if we could reach the skybox
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sharklazers (10/03/2015) [-] tf2 is superior because people play the game non seriously? lol
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spartantoaster (10/03/2015) [-]
It's a parody of when (pedophile defender and gender experiment gone wrong) Brianna Wu tired and failed to say Samus Aran from metroid was some how trans-gendered.
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notagainpls (10/03/2015) [-] You need 4/5 of your team to get kicked. Sounds like he didn't appreciate art either or was just lying.
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thenewgizmobox (10/12/2015) [-] this could not have been ranked, which would make more sense contextually if you think about it.
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buttlumps ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-] I was playing tf2 once where me and my friends were being friendly hoovys, Assholes kicked us for being "idle".
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fapperdefap (10/03/2015) [-] Admins tend to be the biggest faggots in the gaming community
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burytia (10/03/2015) [-] i think the worst one ive ever seen was a battlefield 2 admin
intentionally set a server to be 2:1 in favor of US team so arab team was outnumbered, only permitted his clan to play US team and kicked anyone else who joined it, supposedly set a rule for "no basecamping' but permitted his clan to do just that, and permabanned anyone on the arab team who got upset with being spawnkilled
intentionally set a server to be 2:1 in favor of US team so arab team was outnumbered, only permitted his clan to play US team and kicked anyone else who joined it, supposedly set a rule for "no basecamping' but permitted his clan to do just that, and permabanned anyone on the arab team who got upset with being spawnkilled
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fapperdefap (10/03/2015) [-] well, in battlefield 3 i got kicked by an admin for using an igla, after he killed me with said igla
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burytia (10/03/2015) [-] reminds me
couple months back, i was playing DoD on steam... i found a nice sniping spot where enemies HAD to come past to cap a flag, and every time an enemy came there...boom. sniped
killed one guy half a dozen times then found out he happened to be a server admin, and he banned me for 'being abusive' just because he was ******* stupid enough to keep walking into my line of fire
couple months back, i was playing DoD on steam... i found a nice sniping spot where enemies HAD to come past to cap a flag, and every time an enemy came there...boom. sniped
killed one guy half a dozen times then found out he happened to be a server admin, and he banned me for 'being abusive' just because he was ******* stupid enough to keep walking into my line of fire
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shibblehiggins (10/03/2015) [-] I could see this being more acceptable in a game like TF2 where everyone would eventually change their name and the entire server becomes a literal zoo.
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anon (10/03/2015) [-]
Could always be CS:S, a custom server, or non-ranked.
Why would anyone do this in ranked? That's a real dumb way to de-rank yourself. I hate it when people act so high and mighty by saying that they only play ranked. I face tons of hackers and exceptionally skilled players in Casual matchmaking all of the time, it's a much steeper challenge. I can also spectate my opponents in casual which is really important for learning new tricks, patterns (I don't mean the guns), and techniques. It's also a great peace of mind when I know why I lost. Valve can't detect hacks so they have other people manually review games for hackers. If someone wants to use subtle cheats in ranked there isn't any stopping them.
Why would anyone do this in ranked? That's a real dumb way to de-rank yourself. I hate it when people act so high and mighty by saying that they only play ranked. I face tons of hackers and exceptionally skilled players in Casual matchmaking all of the time, it's a much steeper challenge. I can also spectate my opponents in casual which is really important for learning new tricks, patterns (I don't mean the guns), and techniques. It's also a great peace of mind when I know why I lost. Valve can't detect hacks so they have other people manually review games for hackers. If someone wants to use subtle cheats in ranked there isn't any stopping them.
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brokentrucker ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-] This is why I hate the way gaming has become lately. In ranked, yeah, sure, be supr srs. but in pubs? Man. I used to be able to find ************* on the enemy team in FPS games, like Halo 3 and go Tbag in a corner. We'd figure out signals for when a teammate got close so they didn't ruin our fun. Never spoke a word, just dicked around away from combat. Now that **** gets you kicked, banned for life, your puppy killed, and you get fined 2500$
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cycloneclone (10/03/2015) [-] nah halo 3 is a completely different game
cs has always been this way
cs has always been this way
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assdoreponyfucker (10/03/2015) [-] You can't get banned in CS for dicking around in non competitive matches, only hacking. But yeah, you will get kicked really easily
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kmichel (10/03/2015) [-]
My name has always been "the insatiable cock gobbler" on counterstrike. I sometimes made gurgling sounds when I killed someone.
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badhatharry (10/03/2015) [-] Once in TF2 Mann-Up I told the Engie the usual spots on the map (since I mained Engie). Eventually after we lost everybody started changing their names to EngieBenji, EngoeBenjo and **** like that and spamming how amazing I was.... Eventually the guy rage quit and the new guy was so lost when he joined
