Penis. sand witch. l inch - Are ‘gnu kidding? 2 inch - I car/ t swan hold it properly. 3 inch - Navar been SO dissatisfied in my His. 4 inch - I' had bigger. 5
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l inch - Are ‘gnu ******* kidding?
2 inch - I car/ t swan hold it properly.
3 inch - Navar been SO dissatisfied in my His.
4 inch - I' had bigger.
5 inch , but not
6 inch - About right.
7 inch - Can' t complain.
3 inch - ******* perfect.
9 inch - A bit much.
10 inch - It' s hurting my insides.
11 inch - I cait take it anymore.
12 inch - I' m dissolutely ******* destroyed.
And this is haw I rate my subway
sandwiches
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Submitted: 04/21/2014
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
**anonymous rolls 8** inch dicks are best
#1 - dameush (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
filthy causal calling 12 inches too much.. god that sounded gay
User avatar #23 - dandamanzx ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
why the **** would you shove a subway sandwich into your vagina?
#2 - thewowpimp (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I read this as the joke intended at first. Had to stop for a second, so I was sad for a whole second.

I'm now too sad to enjoy the joke.

Good content.
User avatar #69 - pepemex (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**pepemex rolls 7**inches is how much dick I gave your mom last night
User avatar #85 to #69 - buxton (04/22/2014) [-]
**buxton rolls 7** minus
User avatar #11 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I only ever eat footlongs... what kind of pansy ass gets destroyed by them?!
#102 - xwhitewingx (04/22/2014) [-]
1 inch - is it in yet?
2 inch - is it in yet?
3 inch - is it in yet?
4 inch - is it in yet?
5 inch - is it in yet?
6 inch - is it in yet?
7 inch - is it in yet?
8 inch - is it in yet?
9 inch - is it in yet?
10 inch - is it in yet?
11 inch - is it in yet?
12 inch - i feel something.
- sasha grey taking it analy
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
peepee length
User avatar #80 - Nihatclodra (04/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I think you mean:
1 Inch - Meh
2 Inch - Meh
3 Inch - Meh
4 Inch - Meh
5 Inch - Meh
6 Inch - Snack
7 Inch - Snack
8 Inch - Big Snack
9 Inch - Small Meal
10 Inch - Small Meal
11 Inch - Average Meal
12 Inch - Almost Perfect
13 Inch - Perfect
User avatar #14 - anonefgthree (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonefgthree rolls 5** How long my dick is
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
6 inchs is average..... 8 inches is unrealistic unless it's porn... just saying
User avatar #36 - splendiddust (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>implying a footlong isnt the perfect amount to fill your stomach
#49 - bloodeyes (04/22/2014) [-]
**bloodeyes rolled image** I see what you did there...
#33 - angelooo (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
About right master race here. I don't know how I should feel about this though.
About right master race here. I don't know how I should feel about this though.
#103 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
"I like a girl with big tits" - OMG you shallow prick.

"I only like big dicks" - You go girl, a women deserves to get what she wants.

Eugh.
User avatar #20 - keybladewarrior (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**keybladewarrior rolls 7** This what I'm packing. My sub that is.
#79 - devildogpratt (04/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
we should have a Best Dicks/Vag/Boobs contest in **** . I'm game
User avatar #88 to #79 - BraindeadBuddha (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh god, so many penises, so few vaginas.
But not a bad idea. Why don'tcha upload some content?
User avatar #52 - drainbamage ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
6 inches reporting in, my gf says its too long in some positions. Then again shes only like 5'4"
#68 to #66 - kainhall (04/22/2014) [-]
this ******* length debate has ruined so many peoples sex life.... not confident.... i remember my first time, so ******* scared shed laugh.... but nope, turns out im well endowed.

plus, their are more ways of satisfying your lady than with your D.
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
in all seriousness is 7 inches good for me? I'm only 16 i haven't finished puberty yet but I feel like it's the perfect size. I don't want it to grow anymore cause I do not plan on murdering vaginas with it. And is it normal to have an extremely prominent curve pointing upwards like a scimitar sword ?
User avatar #57 to #51 - zombiesnipertwo (04/22/2014) [-]
are you a redguard?
User avatar #70 - hektoroftroy (04/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
it's not about how long your dick is.
It's all about the girth.
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