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#5 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
#13 to #5 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Attractive women is your fetish?
User avatar #14 to #13 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Um, yes.
#8 to #5 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Whoa bro. Your fetish is 21 year old blonde women? Your a ******* Weirdo.
User avatar #26 to #8 - zetsuboukamina (03/29/2015) [-]
Maybe he means cheating
#9 to #8 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Nah man, it's about dick-chicks.
Nah man, it's about dick-chicks.
#10 to #9 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
i cant argue against that.
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#66 to #60 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
Elaborate you vile fiend
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#71 to #67 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
It's about getting an erection
User avatar #1 - nziswat (03/28/2015) [-]
jokeexplain help
#2 to #1 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Cuckold
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the term. For the 1997 novel by Kiran Nagarkar, see Cuckold (novel).
Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning. In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1] Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else.[2]

Contents [hide]
1 History of the term
2 Metaphor and symbolism
3 Cultural usage of horn metaphor
4 Cuckoldry as a fetish
4.1 Theories in psychology
5 Theories in evolutionary biology and psychology
6 See also
7 References
8 External links
History of the term[edit]

c. 1815 French satire on cuckoldry, which shows both men and women wearing horns.
Cuckold derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to the alleged habit of the female in changing its mate frequently and authentic (in some species) practice of laying its eggs in other nests within its community.[3][4] The association is common in medieval folklore, literature, and iconography. The original Middle English was "kukewold". It was derived from Middle English "cuccault", which was made up of "cucu" (Old French for the cuckoo bird itself) plus the pejorative suffix – "ault", indicating the named person was being taken advantage of as by a cuckoo bird.

English usage first appears about 1250 in the satirical and polemical poem "The Owl and the Nightingale" (l. 1544). The term was clearly regarded as embarrassingly direct, as evident in John Lydgate's "Fall of Princes" (c. 1440). In the late 14th century, the term also appeared in Geoffrey Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale".[4] Shakespeare's poetry often referred to cuckolds, with several of his characters suspecting they had become one.[4]

The female equivalent cuckquean first appears in English literature in 1562, adding a female suffix to the "cuck". One often overlooked subtlety of the word is that it implies that the husband is deceived, that he is unaware of his wife's unfaithfulness and may not know until the arrival or growth of a child plainly not his (as with Cuckoo birds.)[5] Another word, wittol, which substitutes "wete" (meaning witting or knowing) for the first part of the word, designates a man aware of and reconciled to his wife's infidelity and first appears in 1520.[6]
User avatar #3 to #2 - nziswat (03/28/2015) [-]
okay but what does that have to do with anything? or am I just retarded
User avatar #4 to #1 - creepydudewatching (03/28/2015) [-]
He got a new girlfriend called Kim, who is 21.
Kim is more attractive, and therefore he gets harder around her, making his penis longer.
#7 to #4 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
I feel stupid for needing to see this....

... but I feel better because of how relevant your user name is to this scenario...
User avatar #61 to #4 - LexiTheUber (03/29/2015) [-]
See I thought it was implying because Kim is younger and probably hasn't had kids yet she's tighter down there making it seem to her that the guy's penis is bigger. After kids the wife might feel like a hotdog down a hallway.
User avatar #6 to #4 - nziswat (03/28/2015) [-]
thaks
#19 - theprogramer (03/29/2015) [-]
**theprogramer used "*roll picture*"****theprogramer rolled image** mfw she shows up
**theprogramer used "*roll picture*"**
**theprogramer rolled image** mfw she shows up
User avatar #20 to #19 - abnormalgames (03/29/2015) [-]
noice
User avatar #29 - thewalruss (03/29/2015) [-]
Who is she?
You better don't reply "Kim"
#31 to #29 - xxminecraftproxx (03/29/2015) [-]
erin molan
User avatar #30 to #29 - yourdeadfetus (03/29/2015) [-]
Kimberly
User avatar #49 to #30 - tentaquil (03/29/2015) [-]
No it's Becky
User avatar #50 to #49 - popeflatus (03/29/2015) [-]
Hi Becky.
User avatar #73 to #50 - yourdeadfetus (03/29/2015) [-]
omg becky look at dat ass
#27 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 to #27 - teratorn (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks anon.
#65 to #27 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - defeats (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh, Anon!
#68 to #52 - arolexion (03/29/2015) [-]
Finally a chance to post that?
#35 - kirkel (03/29/2015) [-]
**kirkel used "*roll picture*"**
**kirkel rolled image** My penis enlarger...
User avatar #36 to #35 - kirkel (03/29/2015) [-]
I am a sick person...
#37 to #35 - uwbymannen (03/29/2015) [-]
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kirkel (03/29/2015) [-]
"I am both scared and aroused, scaroused."
User avatar #54 to #37 - Tyranitar (03/29/2015) [-]
I was expecting a remix with just the scream from the first game.

However, I was not disappointed.
#12 - baconshades (03/28/2015) [-]
At first I thought that because his dick was bigger afterwards his wife somehow turned into a hot chick... I'm retarded...
User avatar #22 to #12 - aximil (03/29/2015) [-]
Admitting your problem is the first step in the right direction. I'm proud of you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - baconshades (03/29/2015) [-]
Thank you Now where's my "special" badge?
User avatar #25 to #24 - baconshades (03/29/2015) [-]
I don't get it... and I'm scared, is that a real thumb? Oh wait...
#41 - vicecomx (03/29/2015) [-]
Can someone explain the joke to me?
Can someone explain the joke to me?
User avatar #45 to #41 - arrogant (03/29/2015) [-]
Wife thinks he has a small dick
Goes out and starts ******* 21 year old
#46 to #45 - vicecomx (03/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #70 to #46 - schafskopf (03/29/2015) [-]
his tells us his wife is 21, hot and her name is Kim - that's not true so that's the joke
User avatar #17 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm 22 and my name is Kim. I am a he though.
#33 to #17 - KievLeviathan (03/29/2015) [-]
Hi Kim
User avatar #55 to #17 - lectionn (03/29/2015) [-]
I'm 22 and my name is Kim, I'm a girl though.
User avatar #56 to #55 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
With our powers combined, we'd be a hermaphrodite.
User avatar #58 to #56 - lectionn (03/29/2015) [-]
I'd like that
User avatar #59 to #58 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Let's just wait for the right technology to do just that, then.
User avatar #18 to #17 - seeingred (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you Korean?
User avatar #57 to #18 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
No, but I wish I was, my grades would be better.
#21 - stoptakingnames (03/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 to #21 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
the guy on the right is so hot xD
#53 to #44 - merrymarvelite (03/29/2015) [-]
Glorious Danny Sexbang.
Glorious Danny Sexbang.
#48 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
"That was easy."
User avatar #51 - dhremdt (03/29/2015) [-]
>tfw no blond gf
User avatar #62 to #51 - scorpidea [OP]ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I prefer Asians (Japanese wife, Filipina ex wife...)
User avatar #64 to #62 - liamjamse ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
******* weaboos
User avatar #72 to #62 - dhremdt (03/29/2015) [-]
Asian women are fine too but I still prefere a nice blonde with big blue eyes and pale porcelain like skin. tfw no gf
#11 - yunonomynameeh (03/28/2015) [-]
does anyone know the brand name of this penis enlarger? I wish to research this product further.

I mean, source plz!
#42 - smoothmofo (03/29/2015) [-]
my penis enlarger
#69 - arolexion (03/29/2015) [-]
**arolexion used "*Roll Picture*"**
**arolexion rolled image** <My penis enlarger Is this still a thing?
User avatar #34 - zuel (03/29/2015) [-]
So she's the one who'll be performing the surgery to give you a penis?
User avatar #32 - kiaserzerg (03/29/2015) [-]
my girlfriends sister is 23 and named kim. damn.
User avatar #40 to #32 - Funnel ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I'm 27 and named Kim, and I'm a dude.
User avatar #63 to #32 - scorpidea [OP]ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
My little sister's older brother's admin is named Kim.
User avatar #15 - hetinkiret (03/28/2015) [-]
**hetinkiret used "*roll rpg name*"**
**hetinkiret rolls Nillen**
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