Pee. . It' s lining a man. controlling this , lann don’! know what we have In THE EVERYWHERE -. You may have experienced the double stream But have you ever experience the triple-helix giga-stream?
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Pee

It' s lining a man.
controlling this , lann
don’! know what we have In
THE EVERYWHERE -
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Submitted: 06/21/2014
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#5 - zomitlu ONLINE (06/21/2014) [+] (12 replies)
You may have experienced the double stream

But have you ever experience the triple-helix giga-stream?
#1 - devout feminist (06/21/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I sit down because it's more comfortable and makes less noise.
#20 to #1 - shadowgandalf (06/21/2014) [-]
Do you also put on makeup while your at it?
#2 - janosaudron (06/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
******* the other day at work.... Three separate streams....
#4 to #2 - theguywhoaskswhy (06/21/2014) [-]
*Gasps* Triforce...
User avatar #21 - removekimchi (06/21/2014) [-]
The Suprise Sideways always gets me
User avatar #27 - averagesizedpenis (06/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone explain #8 to me?
User avatar #36 to #31 - prohibullion (06/21/2014) [-]
sorry, I didn't feel like saying DICK HOLE
#39 - poonraider (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
And in the morning, it's a different story I have done 50% of these
User avatar #15 - dbBlues (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I saw a reddit AMA where a dude had 2 fully functioning penises of average length.
A doubled split stream must be so devastating.
User avatar #37 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
I understand the anguish guys go through with uncontrollable streams.

But for ***** sake if you don't clean up after yourself you are a terrible person.
User avatar #58 - Leonidus (06/22/2014) [-]
what about the leaning tower of pisa position for morning wood. Every damn morning.
#18 - thismustbeseen (06/21/2014) [-]
The cartoon makes it look more cute than it is.
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I discovered that if you can lift your leg to an arabesque and eventually up to a 180 degree scale, you can piss with a boner!
#17 to #14 - analfooter (06/21/2014) [-]
It would work with a semi-flaccid penis, a rock-hard penis with its upright stand would have to be bent down which stops the flow. There's also the design problem, the stream would be ejected horizontally - between the lid and the bowl so it will start cause a mess. That is how I think it would take place because I usually wait until it's calmed down a little bit before going to the bathroom.
User avatar #63 - guidedhand (06/22/2014) [-]
i once read an ama on reddit about the guy with two dicks getting dual double streams. It was the fabled quadstream.
User avatar #59 - swolebro (06/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this is the gayest thing I have ever seen on funnyjunk. Please stop *********** thanks
#68 to #66 - diara (06/22/2014) [-]
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#35 - zaggystirdust (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I once tried to pee so hard I farted through my urethra
#32 - xcoreyx (06/21/2014) [-]
I once had two streams so far apart that they went off either side of the toilet bowl. All over the floor.
User avatar #26 - redrex (06/21/2014) [-]
what about when the stream leaves your dick at a 90 degree angle to your actual dick
User avatar #40 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2014) [-]
How about the double stream where one stream aims straight for your face? Good job I was about to take a shower anyway
User avatar #38 - Malmstrethai (06/21/2014) [-]
where's the dripping stream? and the unaimable boner shot?
User avatar #33 - duskulll (06/21/2014) [-]
the 360 noscope
#6 - karnovski (06/21/2014) [-]
Just woken up nails it
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