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#1 - lionxroar
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#7 - knikker
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User avatar #11 - worldatarms
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You know you have horrible work colleagues when you have to lock your lunch in a safe
#2 - ideletedmyotherone
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Want to hear a stupid teammate story?
> Playing Bank Heist: Gold on Overkill
> Needless to say, my body was not ready
> Infamy 5, Level 100 Mastermind teammate pretty much doing everything by himself
> So there I am, covering his ass Read: Trying not to stay alive for more than 30 seconds , when suddenly:
> ************* Saigadozer, follower by a Taser
> *************.png
> Kill the Taser
> Get instantly downed by the Bulldozer
> ****
> Via the magic of teamwork And the guy having Inspire we managed to kill the Dozer and get the gold to the van
(cont.)
User avatar #8 to #2 - psykobear
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You tried to not stay alive for more than 30 seconds?
Seems like you could just run out in front of the police, then.
#21 to #2 - easternigguh
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"YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE ******* WALL
#3 to #2 - ideletedmyotherone
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> But see, the level wasn't ending
> Some dude in a Sweet Tooth mask is lock-picking the safe deposit boxes
> Decide to leave the safety of the van to go get him
> Shout him to follow me a dozen times
> It'snouse.sanic
> Two shield, a Taser and a bunch of MFR spawn
> MFW
> Decide "**** that" and sprint back to the van
> V-100 guy is down and the other dude is getting Tased
> ohlawdjaysushavemercy.mp4
> Kill the Taser and revive the guy
> Sweet Tooth dude gets swarmed by MFR and gets pretty much instantly downed
> What followed were the most intense 30 seconds of my life
> Finish the heist out of sheer luck
> We get to the reward screen, I get Extended Mags for the Interceptor
> The Random Number God has forsaken me
> Sweet Tooth dude get the Aggressor Barrel for the Bronco
> He was using Ghost
I hate this game sometimes.
User avatar #29 to #3 - DeathOne
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Was he legit V-100?
A lot of people just cheat their way to V-100, and sometimes even ace all their skills, just because **** you.
User avatar #41 to #29 - lanfearandthecup
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well if you join a level 100 job at level one you can level up to 60, in one job, so its not that hard, i did it in a day
User avatar #43 to #41 - DeathOne
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You should know that the last 20-30 levels take the longest, when a Firestarter / Rats job on Pro OK don't even give you enough to level up anymore.
User avatar #47 to #43 - lanfearandthecup
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im well aware, but if your with people that can stealth + carry a mission in 5-10 mins, leveling goes fast
User avatar #48 to #47 - DeathOne
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But you'll still end up getting bored.
Firestarter still takes quite a bit to do regardless, because of the damn bank job at the end.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
There's an update coming that increase the experience rate of all heists to be at Rats level.
#15 to #3 - donated
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Well. Heres my story with retarded teammates.

> Mission I cant remember. I think it was Shadow raid. The map when you steal the artwork
> Was doing it on OverKill and stealthed out all of the artwork Hell yeah
> Was no cops on the second day. Sweeeett..
> The big day.
> The infamous V guy decides to stealth it.
> Paranoid of ******* up I stay on cameras spamming M1.
> The infamous guy is ******* pro first time I ever see this nevermind on OK.
> Holy **** he did it. He got all the stuff now he just needs to get back up and we can go for the safe.
> Scroll through cameras still. Then... The worst thing happened.
> The two other guys went down with him. But there was on moron.
> He shot the guard in a room there was NO REASON to enter.
> No pagers left... He runs up. Picks it up and slams the caller down immediently.
> The professional leaves.
> FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
User avatar #31 to #15 - DeathOne
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You're thinking of Framing Frame.
Here's somethingto consider next time you want to do Framing Frame:
Don't.

The first day is the best, it's fun, it's easy, it's even going to be availible as a single day heist soon.
The 2nd is auto-stealth if you succesfully stealth day 1. If you got detected, there is a chance for a police ambush.
Day 3 however, is when the game kicks you in the nuts, punches you in the gut, and elbows you to the ground. That day is the most stresful, most difficult and unforgiving day in any stealth heists, ever. You can do Shadow Raid, you can do Election day, but you DON'T **** with Framing Frame.

Also, it's possible that the V-100 guy was using wall hacks. It's easy to tell if he was tho: if he found all the items very very fast, and just started planting coke like a ************ without making sure that it's safe or anything, he was cheating.

I once did that heist by being carried by two V-100 cheaters.
I feel ashamed to this day.
At least I was already level 100.

Anyway, want to know more about day 3 of Framing Frame? I can share my experiences with you.
#33 to #31 - donated
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Yea it was Framing Frame.

The guy wasent using wall hacks from what I could tell. I watched him sometimes when I scrolled through the cameras. He only knew the intel that I had given. and he still carefully checked every room. nearly getting caught in the hallways one time.

But yea... Day 3 framing frame is a ******* nightmare. I only do it when im bored of farming Rat labs and that one mission were you steal the weapons.

Also sure. Im up for other peoples experiences.
User avatar #36 to #33 - DeathOne
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(cont'd)
User avatar #34 to #33 - DeathOne
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Firestarter is where you steal weapons. Love that mission, shame that there's no real advantage to destroying weapons. I never done it myself, but at this point, only thing I can do with money is get some weapons that I never use, or offshore money for infamy or whatever.

Well one time I played Framing Frame day 3 for 5 hours straight before quitting. It's all about the ******* spawn of the vault room, and cameras.
When you start that game, you must first find all 5 items, as you already know. Half the time I couldn't find the last item, would get impatient, and get caught.
When I did get all the items, the guards would suddenly decide "guys, let's have an orgy and catch this ************". And I would get surrounded.
When I did get all the items and didn't get caught, a camera would almost always spawn while overlooking the chute shortcut. Unless you have camera loop, say goodbye to that shortcut, and mentally prepare yourself to move slow and steady to the vault room.

Where can that spawn?
The bedroom is the best spawn, it's close to the stairs leading to the roof, it's in a closed room with one entrance so it's easy to hide in there.
The hallway spawn, it's just a little farther than the bedroom, but a hell lot more exposed, so you better be ******* sure that no guards will see it open.
And last but not least, the ******* atrium spawn. It's not as exposed as the hallway spawn to be honest, since there's only 2-3 places where guards patrol to in the atrium (piano rom) and stare at the bookshelf. But it takes them so ******* long to move away, you get bored, and fall asleep.
Most dangerous place in the entire heist?
The stairs. You have a fraction of a second to back off if a guard is coming.
I spent 6 hours to finish that ******* heist on Deathwish. No pagers left, vault room was in atrium, I didn't even bother with the gold, it wasn't worth it.
(cont.)
User avatar #35 to #34 - DeathOne
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Wanna know how to do this if you ever decide that you're a masochistic **** who has nothing better to do?
First, you kill 4 guards. This leaves two patrolling guards, and one extra guard who comes when you kill the 4th guard. After a few minutes, the extra guard leaves, leaving only two guards. This makes the heist pretty simple tbh, but bad luck is lurking around every corner in Framing Frame. (You can alternatively kill 3 guards, and keep an extra pager just in case. 50% more likely to be spotted, but if you get spotted, you can save the situation).
Next, you look for the 5 items. Ignore the keycards. Now it's highly recommended that you get all the paintings on day 1, and spot as many items as you can with the cameras. Sometimes they don't spot the HDD next to the TV, so keep your eyes peeled.
Once that's done, hacking the PC is easy.
The cocaine part is the most tedious. Make sure that the last 2-3 guards are standing somewhere far away, and not coming towards the vault room. Move the cocaine one by one, not all at once. If you have the chute free of any cameras, and an extra player to throw down the bag, tell him to throw one bag when you type in "b". It's simple and effective.
If the vault room is in the hallway or atrium, then you must absolutely be sure that you close the door when leaving. If a guard is coming, hide in the vault, you can close it from the inside! Oh, and the "press F" thing is always in the same spot, even if the bookshelf moved to the side, that's why you can close yourself in. I saved my ass that way once.
If you're daring enough to get the gold, it's the same deal as the cocaine, only reverse, and MAKE SURE THAT THE LASERS DON'T TURN ON AND TOUCH YOU. A 2nd player can save your ass if you get trapped inside.

I know that most of this is probably common sense, but in a heist this tedious, you can never be too sure that everyone knows everything.
#37 to #35 - donated
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Oh god... You reminded me of the time I was the retarded teammate...

I got caught in the laser trap.... Scared the **** out of me so I jumped alittle bit causing me to accidently hit G and nade myself...

Because recently and I dont know why. But I allways think G is my melee button... So many times I have tried backstabbing someone in a game like red orchestra and end up nading myself... Or when I jump and instinctivly knife the air. I end up tossing a nade.
User avatar #38 to #37 - DeathOne
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Change your grenade key to Middle Mouse Button.
Or something that you never press, like insert.
If you never actually use the 'nade, and don't trust yourself.
#39 to #38 - donated
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Im very grenade happy...

Im what some people call. The one guy who is irresponsible with explosives. Yet allways manages to get his hands on them.
User avatar #44 to #39 - DeathOne
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Hah. Well have fun with those.
Keep them for shields tho.
Or rooms full of enemies.
Prefferably both in the same place.
#45 to #44 - donated
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Yea... I dont get when people start yelling screaming and crying when I begin pulling the tags off these green egg things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - DeathOne
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They're jealous.
#13 to #3 - ompalomper
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>not praying to RNJesus, hallowed be his RNG.
>filthy heretic
#4 to #3 - dbowveng
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Do you have Gage Weapon Pack 1 or Shotgun pack? If so, you can either frag or use frag rounds to stun the dozer for a few seconds. If you have a high enough DPS weapon, you can kill the dozer before it recovers. Or you could be one of those faggots that use the Thanatos in anything less than Deathwish and hog the ammo boxes saying that he needs the ammo more.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ideletedmyotherone
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I'm playing on console, as my computer is running circa 2011 hardware. I'm lucky there's even been updates for that version.
#32 to #5 - rumpsalva
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#6 to #5 - anon id: a59e7d76
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>V-100
>Doesn't stealth bank heist
User avatar #12 to #6 - migaelz
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I'm almost on I-100 myself and play with a few V-100 friends... they say that bank heist is boring and that the only fun way to do it is actually loud. but in general it's one of the least interesting maps. and I agree. its a map that can be stealthed in less than 2 minutes and then you wait endlessly for the drill...

popular missions would e diamond store for the fast 30% stealth bonus. then firestarter, framing frame and then rats. big bank seems to be decently popular on occasion with the experienced players too..

shunned maps : mallcrashers, transport missions (especially with the train heist).
User avatar #16 to #12 - trostell
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Did they change Diamond Store's stealth bonus? It used to be 40%
User avatar #18 to #16 - migaelz
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yup, firestarters gives 40% if you stealth day 2 and 3. framing frame gives 50%
User avatar #27 to #18 - trostell
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I was asking about Diamond Store, not Firestarter. Though Firestarter is actually easier to stealth now than it used to be. Maybe it's just because I've done it already...
User avatar #10 to #6 - ideletedmyotherone
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Sweet Tooth dude was not a good Ghost.
#24 - screamingdemon
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If I'm ever gonna store some valuable jewel, it's gonna be inside a sandwich
#17 - themightycookie
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#28 - dehfurk
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These are his ******* coworkers
#26 - nekaz
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tfw no picklock or c4   
idk   
i dont remember if thats wat a  titan safe looks like
tfw no picklock or c4
idk
i dont remember if thats wat a titan safe looks like
#19 - pointblankhits
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It's not even a nice one
User avatar #9 - xxbutthurtxx
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This is actually the safe in the managers office of the map "Big Bank", it's purpose is to contain an ID-card which can be used to open doors and such, but what it (the safe) contains it's random. So if you got bad luck, it's a delicious sandwich.

also:

>not playing ghost and picking this with your hands in 1 minute
>get gud
User avatar #14 to #9 - trostell
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Picking safes only takes 45 seconds, those 15 extra seconds can be extremely important.
User avatar #20 to #9 - bloodredspark
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Not just planting shaped charges on safes because stealth suxs scrub.
User avatar #22 to #20 - holycrapimacupcake
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I love stealth in PAy Day, it lets me actually think rather tha shooting anyone I see.
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