Patriotic as ****

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I took one look at your profile picture and suddenly
a bald eagle flew through my window carrying a
gun and an American flag. It dropped them in my
lap and landed on my shoulder. I instantly gained
in muscle and grew a beard that would
make the cast of duck dynasty weep with jealousy
At first I didn' t understand, but then as the eagle
sang the national anthem, I knew. You are lady
liberty. I heard a crash from my drive way. My
inferior foreign hands civic had been crushed by a
brand new hummer (military issue). From the
drivers seat came honest Abe himself, raised from
the dead by my patriotism. The eagle flew over to
him and started lifting him into the sky. As he flew
away he smiled gently and said "you should
message her son". I assume he headed for the
Middle East to end terrorism once and for all.
So hey, how are you'?
That haste be the greatest message I have ever
read. Ever!