Pathfinder. Carrion Crown. Actual OC by me, woohoo pin a medal on me. Explaining the joke: Game built up to be 2spoopy but the first session we only killed one  DnD pathfinder funny roleplay
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******* Carrion Crown.

Actual OC by me, woohoo pin a medal on me.

Explaining the joke: Game built up to be 2spoopy but the first session we only killed one guy and had a funeral for another guy and we all gave speeches and our DM was a slow typer.

What the said we would play:
What we really played:
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Submitted: 08/31/2014
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User avatar #2 - psykojet (08/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Ours involve every single city burning down. We don't know how or why, but it always happens. And we just entered a new one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - coronus (08/31/2014) [-]
start a fire, at least you'll know why when it burns down this time.
#42 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Could be worse.
User avatar #4 - omniscientfairy ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Typing? What the hell? I can't imagine that to be fun.
If you have to play over the internet, why don't you use a mic?
User avatar #11 to #5 - psykobear (08/31/2014) [-]
Pfft, you gotta make the voices with funny fake-ass accents, man.
Elves gotta sound like pricks, the dwarves are scottish, orcs sound like retards, and so on.
#106 - hentaisweetie (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #110 to #106 - zekeon (08/31/2014) [-]
God ******* damn I remember getting that game when I was a kid.

Worst purchase of my life.
#28 - mokirak (08/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
dndexplain plz or any other kind soul, is there anywhere i can play dnd online??
#45 to #28 - dahlik (08/31/2014) [-]
first of all, DDO(an MMO based off D&D) sucks, don't use it. as for playing actual D&D over the interwebs, Roll20( roll20.net/ ) is in my opinion(which doesn't mean much) one of the best ones out there. however, you will still need the books, at the very least you will need the dungeon master's guide, the monster manual, and the player's handbook(there are different editions of D&D, kind of like game updates, I like 3.5 the best). you could get these in actual book form or PDF's, but you need them. you will also need a group, you can find one with Roll20, craigslist, any RPG forum, or heck, you could probably find one here. feel free to ask if you cant figure roll20 out, the site layout can be confusing.
User avatar #123 - Lintutu (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
DnDexplain?
User avatar #124 to #123 - zekeon (09/01/2014) [-]
Pathfinder is essentially a spinoff of one of Dungeons And Dragons' earlier versions of its ruleset.

The "meme" you might call it is that what everyone says you'll be playing and what you end up playing can be wildly different.

Example: You're set up to play chivalrous medieval knights but one of your players is a luchadore wrestler and he ends up being the moral compass of the entire party.
#95 - AreyouSerious (08/31/2014) [-]
For a moment I thought you were RPing about shooting JFK
For a moment I thought you were RPing about shooting JFK
User avatar #14 - pfccross (08/31/2014) [+] (41 replies)
The game is about having fun... I dont think i good gm just kills off all his characters. unless its for some awesome undeath quest where they all come back in the end. wow thats actually a grea idea i came up with on the spot and now im going to write it into a campaign. brb
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaiopeperse (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm with you on this. Game with no death is not a game I'd join. Especially not pathfinder
#93 - neverborn (08/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
what started as a game fraught with danger, undead and fear quickly became 'deck of many things gambling simulator' which resulted in me getting proposed to by about 4 different Marid and Shaitan.

also ******* faustian pacts and OP demon transformations because our GM thought applying templates to player characters was genius.
User avatar #125 to #93 - Sethorein ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
So... did you get your very own vampire loli or what?
User avatar #85 - jbabco (08/31/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Can someone explain what everyone in the comments is talking about? It sounds fun but I have no idea what it is.

don't hurt me
User avatar #83 - chuckbillrow (08/31/2014) [-]
last pathfinder campaign i was a part of we spent 20 minutes trying to get a talking door to say banana
User avatar #74 - doodooda (08/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**** me, I want to get into D&D really badly but I've got nobody to show me the ropes. I've got no friends shut up seems like fun. Damnit.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The first time i played D&D I got kicked out because I didn't know how to play so I kept peeing on stuff as an attack.
#16 - applescryatnight (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
my next game im gonna play a wizard. ive convinced my dm to allow me to have a horned teacup piglet as my familiar. his name is Mephistopheles. i consider myself to be the most normal character in our group. we have a catfolk ranger (the dm didnt want any races other than the few specified, but he was playing nice so he added catfolk). a fairy healer (fairies were allowed, but incredibly rare). a mentally unstable rogue who doesnt want the rest of the party to know his race (every ******* game with this guy, i think he has an insanity fetish or something)
User avatar #57 to #16 - omniscientfairy ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Sounds like a special snowflake group.
#143 - thegrimgenius (09/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be musketeer (Cavalier archetype)
>Party includes witch doctor, gunslinger, magus, and barbarian
>Be secret tiefling
>Magus is actual tiefling
>Magus shat on everywhere
>Barbarian hates tieflings, condones magus because barbarian needs his help
>Barbarian and me are bros ever since I beat him in arm wrestling contest
>Going through cave one day, find bunch of mechanical stuff
>Manage to start it all up
>Lights up giant cave and makes it look like hell
>Magus starts laughing
>Magus does a drawn out speech about how he is tired of racism and how he is going to eliminate the country
>We all realize this mechanical **** is on par with a nuke
>Magus has army of undead, still have no idea how he got it
> **** ton of fighting, no healer so we're all pretty knocked up
>Thank god for wound/vigor system
>Be in best shape since long range fighting and mount

cont
User avatar #142 - copycopy (09/01/2014) [-]
Just started a Game today. It was quite fun.
#132 - blackermagic (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**blackermagic rolled image** mfw i see D and D  I really want to get more into it but im afraid of being a bad DM for my crew
**blackermagic rolled image** mfw i see D and D I really want to get more into it but im afraid of being a bad DM for my crew
User avatar #158 to #132 - lolgonewrong (09/23/2014) [-]
The best part of that clip is when blue heavy says "let this be lesson to you" while driving away
and your too much of a cunt to caption it
User avatar #40 - urchinator ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
but it's fun nonetheless. my relatively new d&d crew are on the final day of the trial of the beast.
also on the way to the city, our cleric died, a ******* tree killed him, and the rest of us barely escaped with the body. then we talked the judge into giving us the money reward in advance to resurrect him. and now we have no money.
it was hard to resist not reviving him as undead. that would be fun in an undead campaign

ahh, good times
#12 - krasnogvardiech (08/31/2014) [-]
And in the end it feels like this.
User avatar #1 - deathspawn (08/31/2014) [-]
ESO in a nutshell
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