patch notes

Sewallman

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So The Sims It might have the greatest patch
notes ever
orr.
Sims can no longer steal Subway stations frem
INS.
Sims can no longer in the Elevator with a Sim who is
en a different floor.
The Grim Reaper will he longer be prevented frem reaping
souls due to hand affiliation.
Fixed a tuning issue that Sims now vomit at acceptable
levels.
It is no longer possible to Try tor Baby' with the Grim Reaper.
Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears.
Sims who are on tire will no longer he forced to attend
graduation beore they can put themselves out.
Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
Baby Sims will no longer become stuck en a Sims hand while
driving a can
Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies.
A meteor can hit a building. which case everyone will run out
bedore the collision. Those who tlo not exit the building will die.
Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is
a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will
always die.
I can' t stop laughing holy ****
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#11 - daftiduck (07/20/2015) [-]

"Go to school!"
"But I'm on fire!"
"You can put yourself out AFTER you graduate!"

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#41 to #11 - nexuser (07/20/2015) [-]

That's if you survive the meteor... which you wont

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#14 - jacksowrd (07/20/2015) [-]

"Unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die"

#94 to #14 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]

Reminds me of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Mecca_girls%27_school_fire

#63 to #14 - elcreepo (07/21/2015) [-]

Fortunately meteors and the like are something you CAN control.

**** , if I spent two days trying to get both my sims to the point where they marry and want a baby, I'm not gonna watch it die because the school is literally a child cage

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#9 - jaevel (07/20/2015) [-]

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#15 to #9 - iamrexraptor (07/20/2015) [-]

the last hunger games is looking pretty good

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#2 - meatygoodness (07/20/2015) [-]

"Unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die"

#88 to #2 - bleeduntildeath (07/21/2015) [-]

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#79 to #2 - youliedtome (07/21/2015) [-]

The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do!

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#72 to #2 - ilaughyouwin (07/21/2015) [-]

"Teacher, a meteor is coming this way !"

"Do you remember the Dinosaur extinction we studied last week ?"

"Yes..."

"Well, now it's your turn. Bye !"

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#49 to #2 - therockofshame ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]

Astronomy is one helluva class.

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#42 to #2 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]

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#6 to #2 - Accidentalninja (07/20/2015) [-]

***** dis is sims 3 those little ***** should've learnt by now, the kiddie gloves are off

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#34 to #2 - thempc (07/20/2015) [-]

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#38 to #34 - deescalation (07/20/2015) [-]

This guy mist be living like a king in the world of Stock Photo...ing

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#13 to #2 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]

I mean, seems pretty accurate.

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#1 - holololland (07/20/2015) [-]

#87 to #1 - BwainPhreeze (07/21/2015) [-]

be advised

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#7 - ldnelson (07/20/2015) [-]

>unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die

School desks are designed to protect you from a nuclear blast, you should be able to survive a meteor strike

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#56 to #7 - cryingchicken (07/21/2015) [-]

>20000 tons of rock capable of reshaping an entire portion of the earth into a crater crashes into the building
"Nah son, this wooden desk got you covered. dun worry."

#86 to #56 - neokun (07/21/2015) [-]

Asteroids usually burn up to something FAR smaller than 20000 tons before impact.

#35 to #7 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]

Lol those school desks were designed so you couldn't see up skirts and shorts.

#47 to #35 - hardjunk (07/20/2015) [-]

like that's gonna stop me

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#52 to #47 - guenane (07/21/2015) [-]

Imagine as her nostrils were her eyes !

#71 to #52 - melonwater (07/21/2015) [-]

Actually

#84 to #35 - neokun (07/21/2015) [-]

I feel like you're saying thats a bad thing.

#76 to #35 - xxmemosxx (07/21/2015) [-]

With the amount of teachers being charged with having sex with their students or getting charged for pedophilia, I think they need to be brought back in.

#39 to #7 - javertshat (07/20/2015) [-]

Stories about underestimating nukes are depressing

When the Wind Blows Animated Film {Nuclear War}

#77 to #39 - xxmemosxx (07/21/2015) [-]

... blocked in my country.

Anyone have another source on this video?

#89 to #77 - javertshat (07/21/2015) [-]

Just search "When the wind blows" on tpb

List with a gorillion proxies here: You need to login to view this link

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#17 to #7 - sumerfag (07/20/2015) [-]

We stopped designing desks that way half a century ago

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#8 to #7 - doctorhealsgood (07/20/2015) [-]

Not if it hits you in the ******* face

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#44 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]

#70 to #44 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]

So true

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#18 - nudybooty (07/20/2015) [-]

So they removed everything fun?

#90 to #18 - baronvonhuckle (07/22/2015) [-]

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#43 to #18 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]

#67 to #43 - teegoogilycoffeeme (07/21/2015) [-]

#68 to #67 - aerosol (07/21/2015) [-]

#85 to #67 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]

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#58 - canadiancarl (07/21/2015) [-]

Pregnant women can't brawl?! That was half the game for me!

#91 to #58 - Lukanator (08/01/2015) [-]

#92 to #91 - canadiancarl (08/01/2015) [-]

Damn. My money was on red.

#19 - sakagamitomoyo (07/20/2015) [-]

"Can we leave now teach? A meteor is approaching and it would be really inconvenient to die a horrible death today"
"Don't even think about skipping math class!"

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#36 to #19 - grumpythefirst (07/20/2015) [-]

"I TOLD you you will use algebra for the rest of your life!"

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#45 - corsairjoshua (07/20/2015) [-]

The newest Darkest Dungeon patch note had some hilarious quotes in it.

"Some monsters now have significant PROT (protection), which means they
soak up damage like a Sham-Wow soaks up annoyance at us having to watch how well it soaks up water. A good example is our longtime friend, the Bone Defender. As if he wasn’t tough enough, he can now take a punch from Dolph Lungren a la Rocky IV. The good news? Not much!"

#75 to #45 - thegrimpoe (07/21/2015) [-]

never have i been so salty so fast at one game, and in a half hour no less
hotline miami took a couple to infuriate me but not this
the ******* difficulty with seemingly no way to assuage it but pray rngesus

#29 - captnnorway (07/20/2015) [-]

Best patch notes will always go to Blizzard on some 1st of April. They were all pretty fun, but one of them was "People who use the mouse to steer their flying mounts get an unfair advantage over people who use the keyboard which to those who don't play wow is pretty much impossible. You can sorta change direction, but trying to move in any "real" way is borderline impossible so we've decided to remove mouse control all together."

#48 to #29 - syntheticdoll (07/20/2015) [-]

"Male and female druids now have different Bear and Cat form models. The difference is negligible unless you know where to look"

#51 to #48 - captnnorway (07/20/2015) [-]

"In addition to the items you forgot to pick up, the Postmaster will now mail you special offers on great deals from various vendors around Azeroth."

"We've checked on the members of the band Fun, and they are alive and well despite forum claims to the contrary."

"Balance has been redesigned. The damage you deal is now variable, based on the current number of threads on the forums demanding nerfs or buffs."

"Hunters
- Seem fine." context is that they gave lots of patch notes to every class

thanks blizz

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#16 - vegasstoner (07/20/2015) [-]

most of these sound like the game would be more fun if it kept.

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#27 - infinitereaper (07/20/2015) [-]

One of the things I've come to hate about EA.
When it comes to things like sexing up the grim reaper having reaper babies or making hybrid sims they patch everything out. They ruin all the fun stuff I want to do like creating the super ultimate master race sim with a bunch of crazy powers and glitch effects.
They suck the fun out of everything.

#64 to #27 - elcreepo (07/21/2015) [-]

But they leave in that glitch where your sim gets trapped in a shower and can't leave

And make it so you have to figure out the cheat to get them safe again

#59 to #27 - twelveyodonger (07/21/2015) [-]

Ever heard of a mod called NRaas? :p nraas.wikispaces.com/?responseToken=0a824666f697b7355c032db603c0bc095

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#46 to #27 - shenro (07/20/2015) [-]

mfw i made a zombie werepyre in the sims 2.
zombies can't become furry so at night time his werewolf form made his head hair and mustache really stylish, so that was really cool

#73 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]

This is my sim Sally ******** isn't she pretty

#74 to #73 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]

I'd **** her face,

#83 to #73 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]

looks like my ex gf/bf

#22 - chudwaggon (07/20/2015) [-]

#53 - muffinssnuffims (07/21/2015) [-]

Many of these seem like downgrades...

#5 - meatfist (07/20/2015) [-]

**meatfist used "*roll picture*"**
**meatfist rolled image** What the next meteor will hit.

#20 - pebar (07/20/2015) [-]

?unless it's a school so children will always die

didn't something like that happen in a Muslim country and people weren't allowed to flee from a burning building (might have been a school) because they didn't have the proper head covering or women weren't accompanied by a man or something?

#21 to #20 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]

Happens in factories and **** a lot as well. But, yes, some school or something for women lit up and they weren't allowed to leave because they had no fae covering or some **** .

#23 to #21 - cdm (07/20/2015) [-]

In Saudia Arabia, I think it was, where women aren't allowed to be outside without a male family member to escort them.

#30 to #20 - sandle (07/20/2015) [-]

There is an exception to that rule which allows anyone to go anywhere without repercussions if they are in a situation where their lives would be endangered should they not exit in a timely manner. I don't have the direct quote but i did read about this and think about how absurd it was that someone misinterpreted their own religion so badly that it caused completely avoidable deaths, when i'm aware of that rule/exception.

Then i remember much of human history and accept that it follows the pattern.