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User avatar #5 - azmajors (07/17/2014) [-]
One sec as I jack off my fork so I can eat spaghetti
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#8 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
imagine the scraping noise it makes on the plate
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#2 - jamesbaxtersball (07/16/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty smart.
That's actually pretty smart.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - Nanico (07/17/2014) [-]
not so smart when you hear hit scratching against the plate.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Nanico (07/17/2014) [-]
It*
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#11 - italianchef ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
or you could spin your fork
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User avatar #17 to #11 - klick (07/17/2014) [-]
But that's so much work
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User avatar #21 - inuares (07/17/2014) [-]
This is perfect, sparkyoneonetwo can get handjob practice while eating.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't need no practice my handjob skills are the best in the world
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User avatar #4 - nanako ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
filthy plebs.

I eat my pasta with grorious chopsticks.

also rice, and noodles, and chips. Actually just about any food that comes in moderate/small units.

chopsticks are awesome.
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#10 to #4 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
Weeaboo detected.
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User avatar #12 to #10 - nanako ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
oh noooo, you saw through my clever disguise ~desu


no but seriously, chopsticks are a slower way to eat. I find they make my meals last longer and thus more enjoyable. pretty flexible too, they can do most things.
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User avatar #16 to #4 - banjodance (07/17/2014) [-]
okay, n00b. i eat every meal and snack with one of my many pairs of chopsticks...(even candy)
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User avatar #18 to #16 - nanako ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
which one do you use for candy?

i have thin laquered chopsticks i use for noodles, and broader wooden ones that i use mostly for rice. wood has a higher friction which makes it suitble for smaller foods.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - banjodance (07/17/2014) [-]
i have one with the tips made of slightly flexible plastic that i use. they look like crescent moons on the ends. the curve is nice for whatever
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#20 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
1: go to starbucks
2: order flavored coffee drink
3: watch barista make drink
4: be amazed as s/he pulls out the same thing in SPOON form to mix drink
5: drink your drink and go on about your day
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#15 - vegituh (07/17/2014) [-]
As an Italian, i need this.
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#13 - iwillkillabitch (07/17/2014) [-]
A white shirt waiting to be ruined.
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User avatar #3 - chimpaflimp (07/16/2014) [-]
Must hurt like a bitch to hold, though.
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User avatar #1 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Had one with a crank on the top that would make the fork spin by turning it. Good times.
 
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