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Part 1. I have a lot more confessions that are worse than this. Coming soon. I TRIED TO KISS MY CUTESIER. I MI Mewl, WITH MII PENIS RENEE THE Bluline HELEN FOUN

I have a lot more confessions that are worse than this. Coming soon

I TRIED TO KISS MY CUTESIER. I MI Mewl, WITH MII
PENIS RENEE THE Bluline HELEN FOUND HUT MINI] STOLE THE
t: burnss mum THE mm; new nu]
menu an I TRIED TO PM I' i. lii/ ll [gums _] lal.
THIOUGHT IT INNS DINNIE TO REIREI ERHEM MY
SITTER so SHE [HIRED HIRE SEX WITH HER Br IN MY RER. |
MII SEX WITH MY HERE MUS.
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Submitted: 01/03/2016
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#2 - kvwhitten [OP](01/03/2016) [+] (3 replies)
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I just noticed It should have been Accept and Not except. I just grammar nazied myself
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#1 - evilhomer (01/03/2016) [-]
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
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#12 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
I have no such confessions mostly because Im not a ******* loon
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User avatar #14 to #12 - muffincannibal (01/04/2016) [-]
dont lie faggot, you ended up on funnyjunk so some **** happened to you
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User avatar #11 - wykkid ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
>be 9
>neighbor friend sleeps over one night
>wake up to him licking my anus
>"I cant sleep" he says
>let him play my ps2 while i make a confused walk of shame to my parents bed
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User avatar #22 to #11 - mordadigsjalv (01/04/2016) [-]
Did...did this actually happen?
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User avatar #26 to #22 - wykkid ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
sadly yes

I had my butt hole licked at age 9 by a friend, a kid whom i played little league baseball with

never brought it up to anyone until now, 13 years later
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#18 - akimbobears (01/04/2016) [-]
That's not a bribe. You just ran a one room motel. what a little entrepreneur.
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User avatar #16 - severepwner (01/04/2016) [-]
>This kind of thing with the mother is weirdly common, just forget it ever happened.
>If no one saw your performance, who cares forget about it.
>Getting paid for people to **** on your bed is good ass money. I would do that today.
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#10 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I've also tried to french my mom, but not because i was horny or anything i was just 5 and thought it was like advanced kissing

also experimented with a girl when i was like 9 and just hugged naked very odd

also why did the babysitter want to have sex with her BF in your bed specifically? freaky fetish ****
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#9 - kenshirokisame (01/04/2016) [-]
stories, content, now. i am subscribing
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#7 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
A U T I S M
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M S I T U A
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#13 to #7 - tehflamintaco (01/04/2016) [-]
Well, you tried.
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#25 - dubh (01/04/2016) [-]
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I ******* hate this place.
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#15 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
i went to bed once without brushing my teeth
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#4 - shadowkingdr (01/03/2016) [-]
yfw humpin balls
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User avatar #17 - Syncronicity (01/04/2016) [-]
Had a baby sitter come over once and invite two guys over, they tried to cook and ruined the stove, they had sex in the shower, and they chipped my tooth, when our parents came back and told the sitters parents she got sent away to some military school for girls
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#24 - totallytito (01/04/2016) [-]
OOHHH HOLY **** !!! That's not cringe worthy, that's bloodvessel-bursting! HOLY **** !

I commend your bravery for telling me these things, but holy **** !
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#23 - Indoknight (01/04/2016) [-]
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**Indoknight rolled image**don't stop
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#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
at first i read baby sister in stead of babysitter
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