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tiill' it' s your father. Haw dc: the
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Submitted: 08/15/2014
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User avatar #2 - itumblr (08/15/2014) [+] (19 replies)
why isnt the character black? makes no sense, ive never seen a white guy not have a father
#3 to #2 - anon (08/15/2014) [-]
Ever heard of over doing it? because you just did.
#1 - thedudeintheshirt (08/15/2014) [-]
At first I laughed, but then I felt
At first I laughed, but then I felt
#5 - somekindofname (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You know what. **** it, I'm gonna post what I would have done if that situation would come up let a guy imagine guys ,
I would stand there on the side of the road, when this rusty old american Plymouth Duster, white as my handpalms, roars by. I'd facepalm, get in the car/on the bike and dust after, lights blinking and sirens booming,
"SIR, PULL OVER NOW!" the Plymouth grinds to a halt on the side of the road and I step over to it, motioning for the guy inside to roll down the window, and then I'd just stand there with my mouth open.
"Now what? Can't you see it was just getting fun?" we would strike of a few jokes, me about my bettering physique and he about politicians, the state of the country, ****** roads and off-shore jobs. He'd get a ticket for speeding, because he always was, and then we'd each go our own way. I'd get on my bike/ in my car and drive to the graveyard. I'd sit down at that white cross and say "Dad... the craziest thing just happened to me today". ******* hell I miss him.
User avatar #19 - pewdiepieisbestpie (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
OMG did he just? i'm so done!
#12 - karmakoala (08/15/2014) [-]
Starlord really let himself go.
User avatar #31 - womo (08/16/2014) [-]
"Sorry dad you're going to prison."
"But you're my-"
"Remember when you wouldn't take me to the park? Yeah me too, let's go you criminal."
#6 - anon (08/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If it was my dad, chances are he would be observably drunk as **** . I would go to my car, disable dashcam, return, have him perform all sorts of humiliating sobriety tests. Kick his feet out from under him while he was trying to walk a straight line, assuming I even have to trip him for him to fall. After I had my laughs I'd just start beating the **** out of him, throw him into the back of the car and take him to jail.
I'd get cleared of any potential charges because he's a felon and who are they gonna believe? Even if there was an investigation my buddy is on the prosecution team so it's all good in the hood.
User avatar #24 to #11 - stankape (08/16/2014) [-]
Idoesnt matter. I understand that you hate home for what he did to you, but you'd be a police officer. You'd sworn to upload the law ,not abuse your power for personal vendettas.
#36 - kaycie (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait is that Chris Pratt? After all this time he was right under our noses... On old content
User avatar #45 - srskate (08/16/2014) [-]
They have him hooked up to a bonafide polygraph, but thats not how polygraph interviews go.
#44 - stonetomcat ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I know he asked how YOU would react, but knowing my dad, he would react like this.
#39 - officialfarjangles (08/16/2014) [-]
**officialfarjangles rolled image**
User avatar #38 - schneidend (08/16/2014) [-]
So, everybody's referencing how Chris plays Starlord. Funny story, I thought he somehow made the jump directly from Parks & Rec to GoG, but then I saw Zero Dark Thirty yesterday and he was a member of Seal Team 6 in that. Blew my mind.
User avatar #37 - jcjohnson (08/16/2014) [-]
The **** is Star Lord doing there?
#30 - albusthedog (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13 - charak (08/15/2014) [-]
Where im from (Southern Ontario) When you join the police, your just transferred where you aren't likely to deal with relatives, ts a conflict of interest no matter how you play it.
#43 - darkjustifier (08/16/2014) [-]
examine the evidence on how he got out of the old people's home, whatever they're called
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