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mm be Gum they said."
He doesn' t like the vet, but he' s trying to be good
My 3 year old daughter comforting her
lab puppy at the vet.
Visiting the vet... Ninja stealth mode ACTIVATED.
My puppy does not like the vet
Two of my cats got into u fight. The laser had to
go to the vet and get his tail shaved.
Maybe this guy' ll get some love this time around.
He really didn' t want to go to the vet.
Recently out cat‘: tail got shut in the door so the vet
shaved it and amputated a couple inches.
I present to you plunger-‘ buttcrack.
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#1 - elvoz (09/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - fedak ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
The way the cat fight one was phrased made it sound like the cats had a bet and the forfeit was getting their tail shaved
#27 to #13 - shakeeb ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Was it not?
#21 - adr (09/30/2015) [-]
#5 - allotafagina (09/29/2015) [-]
Every time I visit the vet with my dog, it is to get help impregnating a bitch, so he doesn't mind. he's not really good at the "sex" thing.
#6 to #5 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Show breeding?
User avatar #14 to #5 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
You had a question?
User avatar #16 to #15 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
I don't understand... his male dog has to impregnate female dogs... but he's not good at sex...???
User avatar #17 to #16 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
His male dog has traits that would be desirable to pass on to offspring, but for whatever reason he either does not pursue a female, or does not pursue the one that is desired. Either that or he has a medical problem. So he goes to the vet for a solution.
User avatar #19 to #17 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
oh, ok thanks
User avatar #20 to #19 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
Feel free to consult someone with some actual knowledge. My statement was only based on a loose understanding.
#34 to #20 - allotafagina (09/30/2015) [-]
He actually really wants to mate, only he gets so excited he becomes unable to focus enough on getting it in. Because of this, we have to Jack him off and inseminate the bitches with a tube instead.
User avatar #35 to #34 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
That sounds... disgusting.
#36 to #35 - allotafagina (09/30/2015) [-]
It's actually the main means of fertilizing both cows and horses. Not sure about dogs, though.
User avatar #37 to #36 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
Interesting. I always just assumed that they were happy to do it by themselves.
User avatar #18 to #16 - chikibriki ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
i had a dog that had issues with that.

gave him viagra and that fixed it though
#30 to #5 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Made me think of Ron White's dog.
#32 to #30 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Nah thats alright, you can jerk off the dog..... he follows me around enough as it is....
#7 to #5 - allotafagina (09/29/2015) [-]
Some of his pups might become show dogs, because he has really good genes and looks good, but I think a lot of people buy them for hunting and such.
User avatar #8 - kwilis (09/29/2015) [-]
See, I've never been to a vet, but from all of the people I've heard complaining about how much trouble it is when they bring they're pet there, it has me wondering, what the **** are they doing to the animals?
#10 to #8 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
keeping them alive
#12 to #8 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
its the smell they dislike.
#9 to #8 - barstoolninja ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Well, Do you like getting stabbed with needles and having someone shove thermometers up your butt?
User avatar #28 to #9 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2015) [-]
Why, are you offering?
User avatar #11 to #9 - kwilis (09/30/2015) [-]
yes
#23 to #8 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
I'm a vet tech and I can confirm that all I do at work is stab animals with needles and shove things in their butts.
User avatar #26 - misticalz (09/30/2015) [-]
THAT LIL BB KITTEN
**** BRO THATS ******* CUTE.
#33 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
D'awww!
#29 - semiprogravy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
This guys got a lot of pets!!
User avatar #3 - pugglerock (09/29/2015) [-]
I got think my dog knows what a vet is. He's always so happy when he gets there and see's the vets and veterinary nurses.
User avatar #24 - TheMather ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
My dog's vet is both his breeder, the owner of his sister and a friend of the family. He's probably his favorite person apart from my mom.
User avatar #4 - imdan (09/29/2015) [-]
Normally, my Dog isn't afraid of anything. But, when we get into the Vet's office, he starts shacking and letting out light cries. He really fears the Vet, and yet no one or nothing else
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