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Parents in a nutshell

Illia [HIE BET MI F " mm PIPER? THE!‘ EMILIE II' T_ HEIDIE, IT HIE THEE.
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User avatar #2 - dalokan ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've seen pornos that start like that
#6 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#8 to #6 - drachma ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Your child seems to have a lack of focus.

He spends all day just daydreaming
#18 - delphine ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (38 replies)
I've been a teacher for 2 years now. I can already tell you parents are the worst part of my job. There are some parents I just want to grab by the shoulders and shake like a maraca.    
   
And I'm not talking about the nitpicky parents who call and complain because I gave their child a consequence for throwing scissors. I'm talking about the parents addicted to drugs and their kids are born addicted, or mother who sold her daughter to a pimp at 6 years old, or the parents who leave their 7 year old home alone to babysit their infant brother so they can go out and drink, or the parents who took their 8 year old daughter back to Somalia to "visit family" when they really took her to get FGM done since it's illegal here. These kids have seen some 						****					.
I've been a teacher for 2 years now. I can already tell you parents are the worst part of my job. There are some parents I just want to grab by the shoulders and shake like a maraca.

And I'm not talking about the nitpicky parents who call and complain because I gave their child a consequence for throwing scissors. I'm talking about the parents addicted to drugs and their kids are born addicted, or mother who sold her daughter to a pimp at 6 years old, or the parents who leave their 7 year old home alone to babysit their infant brother so they can go out and drink, or the parents who took their 8 year old daughter back to Somalia to "visit family" when they really took her to get FGM done since it's illegal here. These kids have seen some **** .
User avatar #4 - samoflan (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I love stock photos with hot daughters in them
User avatar #10 - Eox (01/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My parents have never done my homework.

Is it normal for parents to do their children's homework?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stripey (01/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #14 - wrocky (01/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
sometimes i can't blame the parents, some teachers just pick on some students

and sometimes i can't blame the teachers, some parents really suck at raising their kids, they spend too much time out at work leaving their kids under the care of a baby sitter that they aren't able to focus on the things that matter... dat is y i prepper to hab kidz wen i hab enof moni to stay at hom ebri day and w8 por dem to go howm so i ken titsh dem to ztudy and reys dem myselp
#53 - mrmamric (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is almost the plot for an episode of Malcolm in the Middle...
#45 - nightmareschild (01/23/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Why are kids are failing.
#13 - nolana (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - anonslayer (01/23/2014) [+] (31 replies)
My parents went to a teacher's office to yell at her because she didn't give my brother a good grade on a project he worked really hard on and was really cool. Sometimes the teacher just doesn't like the students, although I had a teacher who hated me yet I got an A in his class
My parents went to a teacher's office to yell at her because she didn't give my brother a good grade on a project he worked really hard on and was really cool. Sometimes the teacher just doesn't like the students, although I had a teacher who hated me yet I got an A in his class
User avatar #79 to #69 - anonslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
My favorite was when I was in 4th grade and my parents got called in because I was playing "Guns" at recess. They told my parents how I was acting inappropriately and that guns aren't a good thing and my dad got up, looked my bitchy teacher in the eye, and said "Guns don't kill people, its people who are told that guns kill people who prove the fact that they don't, I'm about to prove that fact if you don't shut the hell up about kids acting like they have guns" My teacher called the cops and the officer who responded was my dad's personal friend so when he walked up my dad grabbed the gun from his holster, took the clip out and handed it to me. The teacher flipped her pancakes and yelled at the cop to arrest my dad, then she took the gun from my hand and my mom snapped a picture of the teacher holding the gun at me. That teacher didn't bother me for the rest of the year.
User avatar #161 - unclebourbon (01/23/2014) [-]
Correction. BAD parents.

Parents who haven't taught their kids discipline and the value of hard work.

If I came home with a bad grade, my dad would automatically ask me "What the **** aren't you doing?"
User avatar #121 - ForNarniaaa (01/23/2014) [-]
My mom made A's on my papers.

except when she ***** up the works cited....
User avatar #78 - trimajesty (01/23/2014) [-]
It's better then having a parent say, "An F!? I could have done better!"
...so then why don't they try?
User avatar #28 - Lintutu (01/23/2014) [-]
and then there's my parents that don't blame the teacher for MY incompetence. Got my ass straightened out real quick when i hit 4th grade
User avatar #153 - mitchellhw (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad passed away today. Just felt like venting it to you guys. don't care if no one sees this.
User avatar #135 - shodaihokage (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*white parents
#155 to #135 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
well, black people don't have dads and they have obnoxious mothers, asian people will be dis-owned by their parents if they get a bad grade, mexican people are raised in the cartel and arab/persian people are sent by their parents to do jihad. there, now everyone's offended
#15 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
Overly protective parents*
Most parents simply tell you that you are halfassing your tests.
Or that you haven't put your full effort into it.
Or you can do it if you try or just about anything that would have a chance of making the kid serious in doing the studying.
Considering how humans are that often just has the opposite effect, as have been observed with pretty much every time you say"I am dangerous" people find you less dangerous or if you say i am a genius you will be seen as a complete idiot. Unless you do something way beyond the level that they thought of as "genius" ofcourse.
User avatar #9 - cammyT (01/22/2014) [-]
this looks like the start of a porno
#7 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
lightbulb sounds like an irishman
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