Parenthood. babies scare me like really hard they look like tiny monsters that want to destroy your life ...but all they do is poop and vomit i guess it amounts
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Parenthood

babies scare me
like really hard
they look like tiny monsters that want to destroy your life
...but all they do is poop and vomit
i guess it amounts to the same thing though

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#14 - mrsnowballs (04/21/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I want to have kids. **** me right?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ajperry (04/21/2014) [-]
Well yeah, that's kind of how it works.
#2 - imalamp (04/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
children are little miracles
User avatar #9 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/21/2014) [+] (30 replies)
have fun having your family line die with you
User avatar #11 to #10 - hyeroshi (04/21/2014) [-]
That's quite virtuous. I commend your effort.
#20 - corvah ONLINE (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"children are miracles"    
roughly 400.000 miracles per day
"children are miracles"
roughly 400.000 miracles per day
#54 - ilbacondeity (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It's a perfectly fine opinion. But it's my dream to be a husband and father. So if I meet someone and we get together and love each other and all that gay 						****					, a kid and my wife's love is all that I'd really want.   
   
mfw i want a kid and wife is hesitant
It's a perfectly fine opinion. But it's my dream to be a husband and father. So if I meet someone and we get together and love each other and all that gay **** , a kid and my wife's love is all that I'd really want.

mfw i want a kid and wife is hesitant
#4 - robuntu (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Problem is - for every 10 chicks who say they don't want babies - about 9 of them end up changing their mind. I can't even count how many girls I knew in college who were all about drinking/graduating/getting a job - who now do nothing put post pictures of their children they swore they weren't going to have.

#66 - Hybricide (04/22/2014) [+] (21 replies)
I gave birth a few months ago, and I've got to say the medicine today is phenomenal. Any woman worried about the pain....my epidural made it so I didn't even know I was contracting.   
   
Now I have a beautiful little girl and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I gave birth a few months ago, and I've got to say the medicine today is phenomenal. Any woman worried about the pain....my epidural made it so I didn't even know I was contracting.

Now I have a beautiful little girl and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
#31 - derak (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Man, I honestly don't know how people read these and are entertained... Every time I read her comics (actually had no idea wether she was male/female till I read this one) it's like an insecure 17-year old found a marker and went to work.
#126 - rhetoricalfunny (04/22/2014) [+] (17 replies)
*Made by the 14 year old Tumblr girl with ****** parents
#52 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2014) [-]
And guess which one the comic artist is?

I sure am jealous of her ability to predict the future and know how she's going to feel 60 years from now.
#127 - latinotornado (04/22/2014) [-]
one of my biggest dreams is to be a good father, and hopefully a good husband.  To all you new fathers and solid dads, you're awesome
one of my biggest dreams is to be a good father, and hopefully a good husband. To all you new fathers and solid dads, you're awesome
User avatar #25 - fedak (04/21/2014) [-]
I really think that for everyone to be making these kinds of statements they need to have first actually lived their life past university, including the author, who is still only 21
#109 - europe (04/22/2014) [-]
"your biological clock is ticking"
Trying to get a kid at age 45 as a woman would be an unwise decision
Odds of getting a miscarriage are higher than the odds of successfully getting a child at that age
#125 - EdwardNigma (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have reasons for not wanting kids. They can be loud and annoying, but thats not it. I'm afraid that if I have kids, and they get super ****** one day, screaming and being annoying as all **** , I will lose my mind and beat the **** out of them, given how angry I can get and my ****** thinking when I am pissed off. I don't want to be like that, I don't want my children to fear and hate me. But I can't control it, I get pissed off so easily, to such a ridiculous level, where it takes all my will to not punch holes in the wall.

I've thought about this a lot.
User avatar #7 - tinglyturtletaint (04/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I think babies are gross and in no way cute. People always say "oh you'll change your mind when you have kids." No, no I will not. I will think it is ugly and gross until it stops ******** in it's pants and can eat real food.
#59 - klefenz (04/22/2014) [-]
She has a Mac

She should regret that.
#96 - Womens Study Major (04/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Panel #2 irritates the everloving **** out of me.

I've been saying to everyone who brings up the subject of children for the past 11 years (I'm 27, so since I was 16) that I do not want children and will never have children, and for some reason they all still insist that I'm wrong about that.

I don't get it, is the thought of not having children really so foreign to others that they can't even understand it?
User avatar #175 - guerkchen (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
buddy of mine just got his first kid and he is only 17(!)

i was like damn your life is over
User avatar #165 - skulldan (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so if we crushed thousands of children together we could have a tub of miracles and then bathe in magic to gain their powers?
#160 - ttubkcid (04/22/2014) [-]
I take after my father's part of the family, which is full of emotionally unstable alcoholics , I just know I couldn't stand a day taking care of a kid and I'd do them more harm than good.   
I'd rather be the nice aunt that gives them cool presents and takes them to the park on weekends.
I take after my father's part of the family, which is full of emotionally unstable alcoholics , I just know I couldn't stand a day taking care of a kid and I'd do them more harm than good.
I'd rather be the nice aunt that gives them cool presents and takes them to the park on weekends.
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