Paper. Source: Imgur imgur.com/gallery/q4dDznc. WING WITH TWO ,. My main concern about living with two females would be never feeling safe about farting. Girls have some sixth sense and always walk in right after you let one
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User avatar #8 - acidreign (11/23/2013) [+] (27 replies)
My main concern about living with two females would be never feeling safe about farting. Girls have some sixth sense and always walk in right after you let one go.
#17 - Yojimbo (11/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I live with two girls, and it's amazing. They are super hot, pay for everything, and we have sex all the time! Sometimes they even bring their hot cheerleader friends over for massive orgies in between my lifting routines.   
   
Realistically, they are both ugly as sin. I hate one of them. The other seems to be sick year round, and never stops coughing. They complain about everything and are late payers. They blame me for ridiculous things that are out of my control. If I didn't also live with my best friend, I would off myself. I don't even see them as people as much as I see them as rent-reducers. And as shocking as it may sound, I don't even lift.   
   
tl;dr DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET FEMALE ROOMMATES.
I live with two girls, and it's amazing. They are super hot, pay for everything, and we have sex all the time! Sometimes they even bring their hot cheerleader friends over for massive orgies in between my lifting routines.

Realistically, they are both ugly as sin. I hate one of them. The other seems to be sick year round, and never stops coughing. They complain about everything and are late payers. They blame me for ridiculous things that are out of my control. If I didn't also live with my best friend, I would off myself. I don't even see them as people as much as I see them as rent-reducers. And as shocking as it may sound, I don't even lift.

tl;dr DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET FEMALE ROOMMATES.
#13 - seaofcoltrane (11/23/2013) [-]
**seaofcoltrane rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at aye aye cap'n ** What I live with
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I don't get it
User avatar #2 to #1 - seaofcoltrane (11/22/2013) [-]
When we go to the bathroom just to pee we use the toilet paper.
#14 - EjaculationMan (11/23/2013) [-]
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#37 - alreadyexiststho (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After reading the comments, I'm actually kind of surprised. When I lived with my ex boyfriend I was always cleaning up after him and his friends. He was so disgusting and it took an hour a day just to make the place look sanitary.   
   
But then again, my best friend has some pretty disgusting sanitary habits as well (her bathroom is cringe worthy). So in reality, it doesn't depend on the gender. It depends on the person.
After reading the comments, I'm actually kind of surprised. When I lived with my ex boyfriend I was always cleaning up after him and his friends. He was so disgusting and it took an hour a day just to make the place look sanitary.

But then again, my best friend has some pretty disgusting sanitary habits as well (her bathroom is cringe worthy). So in reality, it doesn't depend on the gender. It depends on the person.
#65 - helenwheels (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
STOP SCROLLING
Before you go wasting your time reading the comments, let me summarize them in one large one

Women who've spent their whole lives on funny junk relishing in their shame of the shame of their awful gender... Thanks for Hitler by the way men.

Men, who have been slowly emasculated by their nurse ratchet-esc mothers relishing in the shame of man hood as they are the true mess makers

Women, with inflated ovaries saying men are the true mess makers.

Men, with many, MANY MANY girlfriends describing the awful messes they make with they're sticky periods that blast out their face.

And few but proud people explaining generalizations are wrong.
#92 - zdoidi (11/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I (m) have lived with 1 male, 2 females (at the same time) and alone and I honestly think living with females was easily the best experience of them.

Living alone = Your place slowly turns into a disgusting piece of **** since you don't really give too many ***** about anything as long as there is food in the fridge, some clean clothes and a bed to sleep in. Interior decoration is something you haven't even heard of.

Living with a male(s) = See above

Living with a female(s) = Your place is clean 90% of the time, girls seem to be somewhat more interested and skilled in making delicious food (at least more than me), girls seem to be more interested in interior decoration which makes the place feel a lot more comfortable and like a home etc.

I realize this might seem somewhat chauvinistic for some of you, but that is definitely not my point. Also, obviously this is just my experiences and my goal is not to generalize, naturally the roles can be the total opposite.

TL;DR: Living with girls is 10/10
#86 - pokeluigi (11/23/2013) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #23 - whycanticaps (11/23/2013) [-]
see there's your problem, the roll was on backwards!
#21 - mankey (11/23/2013) [-]
And then when they synchronise.
And then when they synchronise.
#90 - skinjacker ONLINE (11/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**skinjacker rolled a random image posted in comment #6438646 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Who my roommates are.
#93 to #90 - icametocomment (11/23/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at DJing just wasn't paying the bills ** Who I'll one day have as a roommate

Hooray, bandwagons!
#34 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had to love 4 women in dorms last year... never again. Women look nice outside of the home but holy ******* Christ are they disgusting when they're relaxed.
User avatar #35 to #34 - soupkittenagain (11/23/2013) [-]
You had to love four women? Too rough in bed?
#83 - AztecJew (11/23/2013) [-]
I lived with two females (and two other guys but they just smoked pot and hung out on the internet all day, I envied them). One was Campus safety so we got away with whatever and the other was Res. Life so I kinda had free reign to do whatever I pleased. I had a pitbull puppy and they each had a cat and we would have decent get togethers (I wouldnt call 25 people a party really) frequently. Problems? The campus safety one was always going on about how attractive she was and what a great ass she had, and that'd be only mildly annoying if any of it was true. Bitch was a chunk. The other became a **** buddy and that was pretty good except that she was supposed to get a job to help pay for food and such since she didn't have any classes those semesters, which was the selling point on her rooming with us, and she just never got a damn job. I broke off the friends w/ benefits arrangement and she got emotional, the other started a fight with me one night claiming that combat medics don't do **** (I was a combat medic in the IDF/Sayaret Matkal) and I put her in her place in front of everyone and then she tried to turn all our roommates against me so I kicked her out. I ended up seeing another girl for awhile but our AC broke during a very hot summer and I ended up getting dangerously dehydrated after having sex for an extended period of time and the remaining girl had taken my car keys because they had the rewards program thing on the key ring to go to the store so I had to call an ambulance.

TL;DR-Just because you might get to have sex on a regular basis doesn't mean you should live with crazy college girls
MFW
#48 - usmellfunny (11/23/2013) [-]
Sweet mother of god, the roll is backwards! ._.
#33 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
I guess that wife of his just got on his tits in teh end
#22 - challos **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
as someone who has lived with 4 girls last years at uni, i can confirm this, also the perks with living with female housemates are open sanitary towels left in the toilet, also i dont know why but women are the messiest housemates ever, take note people
#29 to #22 - budva (11/23/2013) [-]
Its the exact opposite for me, 2 burds and 2 lads (me inc) in the uni house and the burds are always going round cleaning. Its a good life
User avatar #7 - scoopdeedoo (11/23/2013) [-]
every woman I've ever lived with never put up a new roll
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