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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - Yojimbo
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I live with two girls, and it's amazing. They are super hot, pay for everything, and we have sex all the time! Sometimes they even bring their hot cheerleader friends over for massive orgies in between my lifting routines.   
   
Realistically, they are both ugly as sin. I hate one of them. The other seems to be sick year round, and never stops coughing. They complain about everything and are late payers. They blame me for ridiculous things that are out of my control. If I didn't also live with my best friend, I would off myself. I don't even see them as people as much as I see them as rent-reducers. And as shocking as it may sound, I don't even lift.   
   
tl;dr DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET FEMALE ROOMMATES.
I live with two girls, and it's amazing. They are super hot, pay for everything, and we have sex all the time! Sometimes they even bring their hot cheerleader friends over for massive orgies in between my lifting routines.

Realistically, they are both ugly as sin. I hate one of them. The other seems to be sick year round, and never stops coughing. They complain about everything and are late payers. They blame me for ridiculous things that are out of my control. If I didn't also live with my best friend, I would off myself. I don't even see them as people as much as I see them as rent-reducers. And as shocking as it may sound, I don't even lift.

tl;dr DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET FEMALE ROOMMATES.
#30 to #17 - budva
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my two female house mates are pretty sound but I feel for you breh
#41 to #17 - anon id: e5fdf9dd
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Because all female roommates are exactly the same.
/logic
#67 to #17 - kez
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I got a house with 2 guy mates and 4 girl mates.

Never had one problem.

I think the problem is you lived with people you dont get on with...
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#89 to #17 - luckyxiii
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But what if my best friend is a girl?
#110 to #17 - vivapinatapro
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I lived with 2 guys and girl for almost a year. She was pretty attractive, not gonna lie. But she wasn't even the worst roommate, even though she would make a mess everywhere she went (make-up in the bathroom, crumbs and bits of paper and plastic all over the stove and counter, leave her plethora of boots and scarves in front of the door, etc.), and one time she set the curtains on fire (it was a grease fire from bacon, I **** you not). Life wasn't miserable, but she was annoying at times. She did bring home a total doucher one time, and my roommates and I almost kicked him out, but he ended up leaving before we could become un-beta enough to do it.


But all-n-all, the worst part was the awkward tension from all the sexual electricity between us. There was no sexual electricity

Well, there is my cool story shared for the day.



#18 to #17 - sebullon
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you know what you have to do !
you know what you have to do !
User avatar #56 to #18 - chiselbit
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What is that from?
User avatar #60 to #56 - ieatsand
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Darker than black. I really enjoyed it, the first season is the better one though. Would recommend. 50 or so episodes.
User avatar #62 to #60 - chiselbit
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Well I was planning on checking that out anyways. Now I have even more reasons to. Thanks
User avatar #63 to #62 - ieatsand
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No problem
#13 - seaofcoltrane [OP]
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**seaofcoltrane rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at aye aye cap'n ** What I live with
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze
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I don't get it
User avatar #2 to #1 - seaofcoltrane [OP]
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When we go to the bathroom just to pee we use the toilet paper.
User avatar #4 to #2 - kaosminett
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how much do you need?
#5 to #4 - justleaving
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one day supply
User avatar #6 to #5 - kaosminett
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habeeb it
User avatar #9 to #4 - Lilstow
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in my experience women go to the bathroom like every 10 god damn minutes, so probably a **** ton of toilet paper.
#31 to #2 - masterboll
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pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #15 to #2 - wrinklynewt
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plus
ya know
periods and stuff
(some wrap the tampons in toilet paper before throwing them away)
User avatar #11 to #2 - ledane
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I thought it was for masterubation of the male <.<
User avatar #3 to #2 - revengeforfreeze
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Oh.gif.
#24 to #3 - hotschurl
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looking for this?
looking for this?
User avatar #25 to #24 - revengeforfreeze
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Yes

Thanks.
#37 - alreadyexiststho
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After reading the comments, I'm actually kind of surprised. When I lived with my ex boyfriend I was always cleaning up after him and his friends. He was so disgusting and it took an hour a day just to make the place look sanitary.   
   
But then again, my best friend has some pretty disgusting sanitary habits as well (her bathroom is cringe worthy). So in reality, it doesn't depend on the gender. It depends on the person.
After reading the comments, I'm actually kind of surprised. When I lived with my ex boyfriend I was always cleaning up after him and his friends. He was so disgusting and it took an hour a day just to make the place look sanitary.

But then again, my best friend has some pretty disgusting sanitary habits as well (her bathroom is cringe worthy). So in reality, it doesn't depend on the gender. It depends on the person.
User avatar #80 to #37 - konradkurze
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a girl i work with has a similar issue,..her man is always leaving his dirty clothes everywhere

one time she decided to clean under the couch.....she described it as opening a mummy's tomb....there was a pile of moldy clothes that had been sitting there possibly since the egyptian empire
User avatar #8 - acidreign
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My main concern about living with two females would be never feeling safe about farting. Girls have some sixth sense and always walk in right after you let one go.
#53 to #8 - tubbsinlubbers
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I am a girl, and never knew this concern existed.

We know you're men, we expect you to fart and not care
#58 to #8 - anon id: f2c46bb9
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i dont think you understand, i had to live with 6 girls, among with a few other guys. and the girls would fart ALL THE ******* TIME. it wasnt even cute. you shouldnt worry about that. once you get comfortable youll be able to fart together as much as you want
#66 to #8 - kez
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if they're your friends its fine.

Its just when you're on a date and trying to look good.
User avatar #77 to #8 - commontroll
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Girls fart too dude. And they can have the nastiest *****. Don't give a **** about you farting around them.

Of course, I grew up with four older sisters and my mom, with only my dad being the only other man in the house, so I've always been comfortable with women.
User avatar #20 to #8 - xxnovey
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Here's a tip: Girl's don't really care if a guy farts, just do not dutch oven them.
#117 to #8 - chupavisor
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I live with two girls (college apartment, they aren't related to me)

Yes. Your fear is my hell
User avatar #26 to #8 - kaosminett
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i fart all the time, i dont give a ****. if it feels good, do it.
mulk
User avatar #27 to #26 - mulk
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what is it
User avatar #28 to #27 - kaosminett
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i've decided im going to randomly mention people who i notice are online
User avatar #99 to #28 - linktheherooftime
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That's actually not a bad idea, is it BigBallSack?
User avatar #101 to #99 - kaosminett
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what do you think brokentrucker
User avatar #106 to #101 - brokentrucker
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I don't think.
User avatar #103 to #101 - linktheherooftime
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We might find out over a nice breadbasket.
User avatar #115 to #103 - breadbasket
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I need a new username.
User avatar #116 to #115 - linktheherooftime
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Why? Bread baskets are ******* delicious.
#104 to #99 - BigBallSack
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I suppose.
How about you, taurusguy?
User avatar #107 to #104 - linktheherooftime
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sparkyoneonetwo might know.
User avatar #108 to #107 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what might I know.
User avatar #111 to #108 - acidreign
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You better not let roastedchicken catch you guys doing this.
User avatar #113 to #111 - roastedchicken
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I caught you guys again
I might want to call in sequel for protection
User avatar #112 to #111 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what??
#105 to #104 - taurusguy
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Depends, if acidreign doesnt happen its all good.
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#12 to #8 - taurusguy
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My main concern would be how to get them in bed together, what drug or what words would make it happen.
User avatar #71 to #12 - imofcnotharveydent
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A sleep over, but not a regular sleep over, you would have too the fifth friend zone lvl
#75 to #71 - taurusguy
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Wat
User avatar #36 to #12 - acidreign
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thisfukkenguy.png
#65 - helenwheels
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STOP SCROLLING
Before you go wasting your time reading the comments, let me summarize them in one large one

Women who've spent their whole lives on funny junk relishing in their shame of the shame of their awful gender... Thanks for Hitler by the way men.

Men, who have been slowly emasculated by their nurse ratchet-esc mothers relishing in the shame of man hood as they are the true mess makers

Women, with inflated ovaries saying men are the true mess makers.

Men, with many, MANY MANY girlfriends describing the awful messes they make with they're sticky periods that blast out their face.

And few but proud people explaining generalizations are wrong.
User avatar #69 to #65 - gdikodiak
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there should be an app to do this, thanks
#92 - zdoidi
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I (m) have lived with 1 male, 2 females (at the same time) and alone and I honestly think living with females was easily the best experience of them.

Living alone = Your place slowly turns into a disgusting piece of **** since you don't really give too many ***** about anything as long as there is food in the fridge, some clean clothes and a bed to sleep in. Interior decoration is something you haven't even heard of.

Living with a male(s) = See above

Living with a female(s) = Your place is clean 90% of the time, girls seem to be somewhat more interested and skilled in making delicious food (at least more than me), girls seem to be more interested in interior decoration which makes the place feel a lot more comfortable and like a home etc.

I realize this might seem somewhat chauvinistic for some of you, but that is definitely not my point. Also, obviously this is just my experiences and my goal is not to generalize, naturally the roles can be the total opposite.

TL;DR: Living with girls is 10/10
User avatar #114 to #92 - crotchlesshotpants
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Same, without the cooking thing...
User avatar #118 to #92 - Sethorein
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girls are awfully handy... all I nee dto do is kill bugs and screw in lightbulbs...
#100 to #92 - youxbarstard
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With the exception of cooking (I'm actually pretty good) my life would pretty much be the same as yours.
#86 - pokeluigi
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Fixed
User avatar #23 - whycanticaps
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see there's your problem, the roll was on backwards!
#21 - mankey
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And then when they synchronise.
And then when they synchronise.