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Petition to rename the Inescapable prison
that is the Friendzone as ""
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User avatar #6 - delphine (10/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
friendzone is utter ******** . girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until love/sex falls out... just saying.
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (10/07/2013) [-]
No it is not. We see a person, we come to like them and feel that we could have an enjoyable and prosperous relationship with them. And when we try to pursue that goal, the other just wants to be friends regardless of the obvious compatibility. Sex isn't our goal, because if it was, what would we do when we got there? Would our purpose in life be over? People in the friendzone are people that got rejected in the most painstakingly fashion. The friend zone is not ******** , you're ******** .
#3 - guardianentity (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I third this
#26 - walcorn (10/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The friend zone exists for the greater good.

Any guy out there will agree here, how many women do you know that you are friends with but would never have sex with?

This is also called the friend zone.

The only reason you are in the friend zone is because you have higher standards than your looks allow for.
User avatar #1 - sonicthefast (10/06/2013) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #28 - psyosis (10/07/2013) [-]
The friendzone's as real as you want it to be. It has no power if you don't believe in it.
#27 - ghostofgemini (10/07/2013) [-]
There is no friend-zone. Never was.   
   
At this point, its just a meme.
There is no friend-zone. Never was.

At this point, its just a meme.
User avatar #13 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
I WOULD MOST DEFINITELY SIGN SUCH A PETITION! In fact I would throw money at it and bathe it in champagne.
User avatar #40 - cryingchicken (10/07/2013) [-]
Okay lemme explain something. In order to get into the "friendzone" you have to be pretty much retarded. If you like a girl then send her some ******* signals. If a girl thinks you're into her then there are two possible scenarios:
1) Assuming she likes you back or is willing to give it a try she will say yes when you ask her out (yipee).
2) If she doesn't like you she will avoid contact with you. Why? So that she can avoid any awkward scenario where you ask her out (this means that she doesn't want to be friends). When you ask her out she might say she wants to stay friends but that is just a way to reject you less harshly, when really she's hoping she doesn't have to spend any more awkward time with you.
Now, if by some incredible feat of pure beta-ness you manage to make a girl that you're into think that you are just being friendly then you have truly earnt the fedora of kindness; wear it with pride.
#38 - rjgnal (10/07/2013) [-]
for all the guys that keep saying friendzone doesnt exist, imagine the next scenario:
-hey, (girl you like a lot), wanna go out, [etc]?
-sorry, x, id rather just be friends. (her having a bf is optional)

so now ******* what?

im just sayin,i think for probably the last year FJ users have become copy cats of the first comment that has the most thumbs. for example if first comment with 200+ thumbs is praising women, whole comment section will. if the first comment hates on feminazis, then same goes for the whole comment section. its kind of sad people will write **** they dont really mean just for meaningless thumbs
#35 - zorororonoa (10/07/2013) [-]
Friendzone is a myth
#29 - deletedmyaccount (10/07/2013) [-]
Petition to rename the friendzone "I'm-a-pussy-zone."

I was gonna just call it "pussy zone" but I figured that'd be misleading.
#18 - include (10/07/2013) [-]
I'll sign it.
#16 - fragman ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah except it's wrong. The so-called "friendzone" is all but inescapable...
#9 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #2 - shroomftw (10/06/2013) [-]
You're asking for hate you massive cock-sucking fedora-wearing euphoric faggot
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