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User avatar #18 - cousin (10/01/2013) [-]
Ever sometimes start of the morning good, I mean, actually waking up good for once. You have your morning routine done and dusted. About to leave the house for work/school/whatever for what seems to be a lovely day. Then, on your way out, you catch a look at yourself in the mirror. Doesn't it just ruin your day?
#474 to #18 - 4chan refugee (10/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works when you try enough!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#467 to #18 - ottox (10/02/2013) [-]
usually i just get a boner
#452 to #18 - aaldheka (10/02/2013) [-]
Jesus... How ugly are you guys
#424 to #18 - bann (10/02/2013) [-]
I never really get that feel, mostly because I'm too poor to have a mirror
User avatar #421 to #18 - popkornking (10/02/2013) [-]
Yeah it's the worst, I have to wait for my raging erection to die back down before I can leave.
User avatar #404 to #18 - mrbuu (10/02/2013) [-]
i removed mirrors. because i don't want to see this hideous creature. and why polish a turd? I don't comb my hair or do any of that **** . I am telling you this. god wasted the gift of life on me. or nature is a cruel mistrous to make a monster such as myself.
User avatar #392 to #18 - PadreRasta (10/02/2013) [-]
Something that have been helping a lot lately is to look at a reflex on bad reflex surfaces, like car windows.
#362 to #18 - bluechalk (10/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like a stand up comedy bit i have heard somewhere (i don't know)
User avatar #347 to #18 - theghostrider (10/02/2013) [-]
*sigh* Thanks for reminding me...
User avatar #332 to #18 - RomanR (10/02/2013) [-]
Nope.
#318 to #18 - ebolasammich ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
No, I'm ******* fabulous.
#306 to #18 - deckbox (10/02/2013) [-]
i am a generally good looking guy, but on occasion my face would flare up or i would get a cut or scuff, i dunno something to dent my appearance, and in fear of looking like some meth-head pikey i just stay indoors all week until it clears up.
#246 to #18 - 4chan refugee (10/01/2013) [-]
No.
#186 to #18 - 4chan refugee (10/01/2013) [-]
Yes...absolutely. I honestly feel bad for the people that I hang out with everyday. I know I'm disgusting, and yet it just makes me appreciate them that much more that they will tolerate me...
User avatar #209 to #186 - stripey (10/01/2013) [-]
Come on, Anon, it can't be that bad. Hit the gym, no matter how ugly you are you can still have a rockin' bod, which will at very least make you average or better.
User avatar #145 to #18 - hotdogs (10/01/2013) [-]
As a guy with mad acne scars all over my face, I know the feeling all too well.
User avatar #141 to #18 - theincrediblemrk (10/01/2013) [-]
I tend to avoid them.
User avatar #139 to #18 - aherorising (10/01/2013) [-]
sometimes, after I shut down my computer, I can't stand the brief sight of my reflection in the dark screen so I turn off all lights, go to sleep, and pretend it was just a dream/nightmare
User avatar #81 to #18 - deepgreen (10/01/2013) [-]
I think everyone has this in a while, but from personal experience I can recommend that you should start going to the gym, start working out. I've only been going for about 5 weeks and I've had a massive confidence boost and am starting to like my body because of the gains I've made.


So you don't have a brad pitt face? Not many people do, but you can still try to look your best. You should try to look your best, because if your body looks good you'll start to feel better automatically.
User avatar #116 to #81 - admiralen (10/01/2013) [-]
i think hes talking about his face, no matter how nice of a body you have, if your face is the thing your insecure about it wont matter
User avatar #146 to #116 - deepgreen (10/01/2013) [-]
There are certain features of my own face, I would like to change, but I don't want to undergo plastic surgery or anything. My body was really scrawny and weak. Insecurity came easily. But now that I've gone to the gym, I'm improving my physique, my body will not be a worry anymore in the future. You'll start to feel better, get confidence through your body and start disregarding your imperfections when it matters. Sure you'll still watch yourself in the mirror sometimes and wish you could change some things, but at least you won't also look at your body in the same way anymore.


I'm just saying he should give it a shot, it helped my confidence, perhaps it will also help his.
User avatar #147 to #146 - admiralen (10/01/2013) [-]
didnt you read my comment? i told you that the face was the problem not the body, some people are insecure about their body, some are insecure about their face, some are insecure about their height and some about their personality.
not all people put so much weight on being fit as you do, they think other things are more important and thus those things hurt much more for them than for you
User avatar #160 to #147 - slugnugget (10/01/2013) [-]
his advice is still relevant. A women with an awful face but a smoking body can get laid just like a guy with a ripped body but had a face like a pigs arse.

Concerning judgment on faces you're on the better side of the gender. A women will have a much harder time dealing with a ugly face than a guy will.
User avatar #189 to #160 - admiralen (10/01/2013) [-]
its not about how you interact with the other sex, its about insecurities, if you think you look ugly it doesnt really matter if other people say otherwise, ever tried telling an anorexic girl shes to thin? she wont believe you cause she thinks shes fat
User avatar #225 to #189 - slugnugget (10/01/2013) [-]
the bigger point is being ugly shouldnt stop you for getting girls. Ugly guys can get pretty girls. You just need to be well groomed, be confident and mount the world.
User avatar #278 to #225 - admiralen (10/02/2013) [-]
thats not what we were talking about though, we were talking about confidence and insecurities, that doesnt need to mean chasing skirts
User avatar #155 to #147 - deepgreen (10/01/2013) [-]
I was just pointing out that confidence in one area can transfer to another. Surely you have experienced the feeling.
User avatar #191 to #155 - admiralen (10/01/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, but not everyone gains confidence from being fit
#54 to #18 - DPO (10/01/2013) [-]
Damn man, I remember the first time I realised how unattractive I was when I looked in the mirror. It's a horrendous feeling...
Damn man, I remember the first time I realised how unattractive I was when I looked in the mirror. It's a horrendous feeling...
#53 to #18 - lastsamurai (10/01/2013) [-]
You can be having a great day. Hang with friends do good in class, learn something.
Then you get home and look yourself in the mirror and you see your hair is ****** up.

it sucks
#55 to #53 - thecrayzeeman (10/01/2013) [-]
If only it was just the hair..

Judging by the comments of one of my female friends, my hair is the best thing about me.

That was, ofcourse, 3 years ago, when she had a crush on me, and I was too ******* young and stupid to notice.
#57 to #55 - lastsamurai (10/01/2013) [-]
Got no female friends.
been with christian friends whole life, decided too not belong to the church anymore.
Now I got no friends outside of church and only my 5 best male friends inside it.

not natural for guys in the church to talk to the girls like that...
User avatar #47 to #18 - norvitotv (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a ******* mirror next to my door... I need to take it down. I know the way you feel...
#24 to #18 - kez (10/01/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm not super unconfident.
User avatar #19 to #18 - eiika (10/01/2013) [-]
I know the feeling..
#20 to #19 - cousin (10/01/2013) [-]
Let us feel together.
Let us feel together.
#455 to #20 - mikehawks (10/02/2013) [-]
what anime is this?
User avatar #466 to #455 - notstill (10/02/2013) [-]
Inu x Boku SS

Pretty sure, could be wrong.
#22 to #20 - sidathon (10/01/2013) [-]
I saw your name... so, you wanna go bowling?
#367 to #302 - shadsword (10/02/2013) [-]
damn it now i feel bad
damn it now i feel bad
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