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#311 - flylikefluttershy (10/02/2013) [-]
I wake up every morning and piss excellence, I don't know what this post is supposed to mean.

I legit think the only reason I'm not drowning in the ***** is because I'm too good looking and girls are afraid to approach me.
pic related, it's me, chillin like a villain.
#345 to #311 - anonymous (10/02/2013) [-]
Facial cream or face wash.
A small tan or standing out in the sun to darken your skin just a bit. (A tan is a sign of healthiness don't argue fjers).
You don't have to be burnt, but darker skin even if its slightly darkened is extremely attractive.
If possible grow your eyebrows in, but you can trim it anyway you see fit.
Longer hair, in a boyish cut can work smoothly.

Don't take what I'm saying offensively. I'm not calling you an abomination, but rather things that can raise your sex appeal.
You don't have to listen to what I have to say or change yourself, but I'm positive that you are the coolest person any girl could have just the way you are.
User avatar #359 to #345 - markipliergame (10/02/2013) [-]
i don't thats really him
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