PUURRIFYYYY!. God I love /b/ stories, why don't you guys post your favorites in the comments and we make one big mash up of pure hilarity.. I Cl Legend er the P
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PUURRIFYYYY!

PUURRIFYYYY!. God I love /b/ stories, why don't you guys post your favorites in the comments and we make one big mash up of pure hilarity.. I Cl Legend er the P

God I love /b/ stories, why don't you guys post your favorites in the comments and we make one big mash up of pure hilarity.

I Cl Legend er the Plague [teeter Anonymous
Duress up as pages denier-
await deem street to Mcdonalds.
Ernter. walk to pewter.
blond girl turns around and screams.
Hint on deep seine.
arms, leap ente reenter.
register and shanty jar,
2: -Raise hands inte air-
storms in, appears angry.
awalk.
it fat kid' s Mcflurry from hands.
es" Yau are fat. You need net this."
hat m manager. jump hem saunter.
redead for deer, see girl nerd high school,
has mes, is staring with gaping jaw.,
Reprint ta her.
hernias. slap her.
sheets. tries to grab hat.
around, slap him across face.
UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
kick the deer.
Poun out of stare.
balack the derpasaur_
home, leave without costume,
to ' s, see sign with "he ems allowed" stuff,
picture plague doctor with messier thing en it.
Zil.
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Submitted: 10/15/2013
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#1 - danilawleit has deleted their comment [+] (26 replies)
#9 - chuffberry (10/16/2013) [-]
"unhand me, male of brown skin" i ******* lost my ****
#29 - axtech ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
#31 - hopskotch (10/16/2013) [-]
"Of all of the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
#27 - mausisdead ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** this is an old greentext
still laughed
#36 - horseschlong (10/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This has got to be my most favorite one by far.
#13 - weeballoonz **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'I sense the disease on you'
#43 - drmedic (10/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #6 - badjokesjimmmy (10/15/2013) [-]
This one makes me laugh whenever I see it
User avatar #22 - redrex (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
are plague-doctors supposed to look scary? i just think they look awesome
User avatar #47 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I love this story.
Because I ******* love plague doctors.
User avatar #21 - namehasbeentakenwe (10/16/2013) [-]
The costume looks bad ass to me.
#42 - regfridge (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw PUURRIFYYYY
User avatar #40 - PlagueDoctor (10/16/2013) [-]
ma *****
#52 - fuzzypickles (10/16/2013) [-]
The appeal of green text, is that you create a vivid picture of whats being said in your had.   
i literally pictured all of this, i lost my 			*******		 			****		.
The appeal of green text, is that you create a vivid picture of whats being said in your had.
i literally pictured all of this, i lost my ******* **** .
#48 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
This made me laugh
User avatar #41 - stipulateprism (10/16/2013) [-]
"kick the deer.
Poun out of stare.
balack the derpasaur_"


Lightbulb wants to be a rapper when it grows up, I suppose.
User avatar #39 - guyfunnyjunk (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This would have been on the news if it was real
#10 - lordnakraaz (10/16/2013) [-]
Epic win
Epic win
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