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#22 - spidahridah (01/07/2016) [-]
stickied by realdarkdank
User avatar #6 - realdarkdank [OP](01/06/2016) [+] (10 replies)
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1 person has downvoted, i bet its one of those annoying sweedes
#2 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Who're these people?
#3 to #2 - realdarkdank [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
King and Queen of Norway
#8 to #3 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
he's the best, he travels to the other side of the country just so he can fish in the river nearby my house. he has a comic book dedicated to himself and everything
#13 to #8 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
A Norwegian, eh? Hows life in the colonies?

Seriously though, how IS life in Norway? Do you get alot of **** for being physically connected to worst Scandinavian country, Sweden?
#14 to #13 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, we get a lot of **** for being multi-cultural and they tell us how we take in "all the immigrants". we don't tolerate breaking the law from natives or foreigners, sneak in and get married so you'll have an excuse to stay? nah you get deported.
also, it's freezing right now, i took a shower this morning and when i got on my bus my hair was frozen into a furry hat.
otherwise: milk tastes pretty good right now, and the dark ages have passed since last week
User avatar #15 to #14 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
Wat? You get alot of **** from Sweden for taking in immigrants? Didn't the Swedes only recently stop importing those en-masse?
Its ******* freezing here too. I have hair down to my ass, and if I dont dry it properly before going outside, I'm looking at a giant icicle attached to my head...

Got any recommendations for where to visit? I took a quick trip to Oslo last summer and it was pretty neat.
User avatar #17 to #15 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
where the hell do you live?

i live in jylland and we have hardly got any snow
User avatar #18 to #17 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
In Denmark...Not quasi-Germany where you live...
Nah, I live in Copenhagen. We haven't recieved much snow since sometime around the start of December, but it did snow alittle this morning. Made me skip out on my laser physics lecture, cuz I'm a lazy cunt.
It needn't be snowing for it be cold, though.
#24 to #17 - yourmomfapping (01/07/2016) [-]
hvor i jylland ? tønder reporting in ;)
User avatar #26 to #24 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
esbjerg area literally in the middle between esbjerg and ribe
User avatar #27 to #26 - yourmomfapping (01/07/2016) [-]
cool, city name ?
User avatar #28 to #27 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
bramming
User avatar #16 to #15 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
place to relax? somwhere north norway, king fishes in Alta so you could go there, it's pretty neat.
place for tourism? just google norwegian malls or something, existing outside for you hotel for more than 30 minutes isn't worth it here, too cold most of the year.
#20 to #16 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
well id say that you should defs try and plan a hiking trip up a mountain cus that **** is cash im danish so everything in norway is a mountain to me
User avatar #35 to #8 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Altaværing?
User avatar #40 to #35 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
please don't molest me
User avatar #41 to #40 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Skal æ pul dæ opp mot veggan?
#42 to #41 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
in that position you wouldn't reach penetration
User avatar #44 to #42 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
I think i might be a little too bored at work
#43 to #42 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Sience would like to disagree
User avatar #25 to #8 - dasbrot (01/07/2016) [-]
Your king has become aneem?
#23 to #8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Lærdalselva right? or am i mistaken?
User avatar #12 to #1 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I feel it
User avatar #7 - unladenswallow (01/06/2016) [-]
This reminds me of my grandparents. A doctor/preacher and his church-mom wife. Nice, pious people that would give you the shirt off their back ("if you wouldn't get mocked for being so out of style", as Paps said) Married for 60+ years, they loved each other dearly, but DAAAAMN could they tear into each other with exquisite precision.
User avatar #9 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
King of Norway cries for his people - 22.07.11
he's a mix of old wise man and prankster kid
User avatar #31 to #9 - norwegiansnowman (01/07/2016) [-]
damn, this one always hits home..
#37 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Well theres three ways of doing things, The Right Way, The Wrong Way, and the Norway.
User avatar #5 - madb (01/06/2016) [-]
ah yes, norway. swell with apreantly rude kings and hope to be able to close the boarders in time.
User avatar #4 - thinemother (01/06/2016) [-]
mad bants m9
#10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** goodnight
#39 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Wow he's pretty charming for a Sith Lord.
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