Ouch. Not much to say. (Not OC found on fb). 3 hours ago , tit in Fallow MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WASN'T MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS CUING GREAT. I WAS IN MY R Ouch Not much to say (Not OC found on fb) 3 hours ago tit in Fallow MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I WASN'T MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS CUING GREAT IN MY R
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Ouch. Not much to say. (Not OC found on fb). 3 hours ago , tit in Fallow MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WASN'T MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS CUING GREAT. I WAS IN MY R

Not much to say.

(Not OC found on fb)

3 hours ago , tit in Fallow
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WASN'T MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS CUING GREAT. I
WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED AT MY
COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE' S THIS
REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT_ AUST COT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I
JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITE ON THE
DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF ON TOP UP THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH
FELL OFF AND LANDED ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY
FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP UP THAT IT HIT so HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY
FORCED SOME DEODARANT INTO MY URETHRA. I' NEWER HAD ANYTHING BURN so BAD IN
MY ENTIRE LIFE. CLUMPED our OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STUDD UP BECAUSE IT HURT so
BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED DUT UP MY SPEAKERS, WHICH
CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED
THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE
WATERING FROM THE PAIN UP THE DEODARANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH
ONE UP MY SPEAKERS HARD ENAUGH so THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED
BLOOD DRIPPING UFF UP MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODARANT THING BIT
INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY
LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE ti SECONDS, IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GEES
WORSE. JUST AS I' M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE DUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED,
MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY
ACCEPTANCE TD_ HOPKINS. I AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY
BLOODY ERECTION FUR MAYBE IS SECONDS BESURE HE NOTICED MY CUMPUTER MONITOR
AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE CUING ON . HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE
DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM BUT MY DAD
IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABAUT 15 MINUTES ACO AND HE
HASN' T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I' M STILL IN MY RAUM TRYING TO GET THE con DAMN
FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I no
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - biscuitsunited
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(05/12/2014) [-]
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#2 - rockergamer
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/12/2014) [-]
Was gonna TL;DR and skip till I skimmed a bit and saw "i was just masturbating" and changed my mind.   
   
OP should just pack his things and run so far
Was gonna TL;DR and skip till I skimmed a bit and saw "i was just masturbating" and changed my mind.

OP should just pack his things and run so far
#3 to #2 - mralamo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/12/2014) [-]
IDD
#4 - pedocommando
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/13/2014) [-]
heh.. heh.. 69 followers..
heh.. heh.. 69 followers..
User avatar #9 - lovot
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/15/2014) [-]
This guy is an idiot, and he's completely ******.
#8 - oryx
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/13/2014) [-]
**oryx rolled image**   
   
My face when this happened to me
**oryx rolled image**

My face when this happened to me
User avatar #7 - douevensax
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/13/2014) [-]
You ever have an instinct to start over in a new country?

Now is the time to follow that instinct.
User avatar #6 - zaecky
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/13/2014) [-]
Write more about it on facebook
#5 - chrispoot
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/13/2014) [-]
Talking about a bad day.