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Order Pizza, It Can Save Your Life

So you can die of Cholesterol instead

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User avatar #1 - leonhardt (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I was like "Totally never happened." Up until I read "Alejandro is the 5th Ninja Turtle."

No way that **** isn't real.
#3 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
...Technically the pizza tracker didn't save him, the delivery guy did...
User avatar #5 to #3 - kodarobo (02/07/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties
#8 - naturalman (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
No wonder the boys today think girls are 'equal' they are wimps.
User avatar #11 to #8 - adunsaveme (02/07/2014) [-]
Because attempting to try anything against a psychotic person with a knife putting both you and them at risk is a_ great_ idea.
User avatar #23 - redstain (02/07/2014) [-]
They better have given Alejandro a huge ******* tip
#4 - hueman (02/07/2014) [-]
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#15 - ashee (02/07/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					.
Holy **** .
#38 - MasterManiac ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
> "2 topping medium pizza"
#28 - kornadth (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #868563 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW reading the whole story
#67 - sanctussvindex (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw violet outburst
#56 - alucord (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Alejandro  better have gotten a massive 						*******					 tip
Alejandro better have gotten a massive ******* tip
#116 - Yojimbo (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
As a Domino's Delivery Driver, I hate the pizza tracker. It creates an unrealistic timeframe expectation for customers. The tracker isn't manually updated, it's just "updated" by a computer system that has decided it takes 10 minutes to make, 5 minutes to box, and 15 minutes to deliver regardless of where the location is.

It sucks because it can't account for variables. It can't account for things like, traffic, insider forgetting to make the pizza, driver being sent on double/ triple delivery, understaffing, backing up of orders, pizza being dropped and needing to be remade, etc. It will tell a customer that the pizza will be there in 30 minutes when in reality the soonest it will get there is 45. It will say the pizza is on the road for 10 minutes when it hasn't even come out of the oven yet.

And who takes the blame when the pizza shows up at a realistic time, but longer than what the pizza tracker says? The driver. And the customer more often than not feels lied to by the tracker, or feels that the driver is some lazy lying dick, when in actuality, we got there as soon as humanly possible. As you can imagine, when an order is "late" by pizza tracker standards, customers don't tip (which is how I make my living).

If you want an accurate idea of how long it will take, call the store and ask to speak to a driver. They are good at estimating, assuming they don't lie because they have management breathing down their necks.
User avatar #66 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
"But he was still late, so no tip."
#52 - pridefulmatthew (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That has nothing to do with the pizza tracker..like at all
#123 - nibbero ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Pizza you say?
Pizza you say?
#117 - luckyxiii (02/07/2014) [-]
This guys FW the pizza gets there
User avatar #55 - ImmortalBaconEater (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is why you should have a pizza being delivered to your house at all time. It's only the safe and delicious thing to do.
#95 - mrgoodlove (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thumbed at "GO JUAN GO!!!! GET THAT **** IN THE OVEN!"
User avatar #43 - realbaddude ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
did you tip well
#85 - thefuckingpatsfan (02/07/2014) [+] (12 replies)
"accessed the situation"
#60 - bouazizforever (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Smooth move, Alejandro
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