Optimism. . When the zombie apocalypse finally happens I' m going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of ever.. related
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#4 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
#28 - undeadwill ONLINE (10/13/2013) [+] (39 replies)
I'm a member of the Zombie research society. Ask me anything.
#31 to #28 - duvallwhitey (10/13/2013) [-]
Does your mom have to drive you to meetings or do you take a bus?
Does your mom have to drive you to meetings or do you take a bus?
#13 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Zombies aren't real, grow the **** up. It is scientifically impossible to reanimate the dead. Just a few minutes without oxygen does severe, irreversible damage to the brain. Only 5 year olds with over active imaginations believe in zombies. It's childish and immature.
#16 to #13 - alexandervascus (10/13/2013) [-]
Wait, you actually ******* think the guy was being serious? OK, let's just do this to entertain the thought.

The only realistic "zombie" scenario is a virus that just makes you act like you have rabies but that's not the re-animated dead is it? Just a bunch of bite happy nutcases.
Human rabies does in fact make people manic and lethargic, if you had some sort of super rabies that focused on spreading the disease that had better control on the human brain then it'd make sense.

The re-animated dead thing is ******** , and this is a joke and be merely treated as such, don't over-think it.
User avatar #37 - Pein (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if it happens...and the zombies don't eat people? They're just dickheads.
Like...parking in handicap places...knocking off your mirrors. Kicking your pets. Hiding the remote. Just sick **** .
#17 - shredmaster (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love how so many people are reading into this and trying to "disprove" it. It's a joke, chill the **** out and move on if you don't find it funny.
User avatar #6 - ishallsmiteyou (10/12/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Reasons this is ********
1. The generally accepted zombie theory is that the virus can be transmitted only through fluidic contact with open wounds or sores of an infected individual, and the infectee must be ALIVE in order for the virus to flow through the bloodstream, reach the brain and mutate it.
2. Even if the infected individual were to be buried before the change could take place, it's near impossible to dig through 6 feet of hard packed dirt. Remember, zombies only have the strength of the human they once were.
3. Even if the zombies were not created by a virus, but by perhaps some type of black magic, number 2 still applies.
#56 - seaofcoltrane (10/13/2013) [-]
It sounds like he's just dying to play.
#54 - skarrer (10/13/2013) [-]
You mean the shortest game of Whack a Mole?
User avatar #40 - greenstrongworld (10/13/2013) [-]
He's not even gonna grab a hammer or anything.
#36 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
the amount of little kids pointing out the scientific details of how zombies cant logically happen........

learn to take a joke kids, this is FUNNYJUNK not BITCHATSTUFF
User avatar #27 - fuzzyballs (10/13/2013) [-]
I don't think it would work that way
1) they'd be dead for so long, their muscles wouldn't really work
2) it's "infected" these days, caused by a disease, not "undead" caused by like dark magic or ****
it's kind of a shame though, I'd like to see some more movies where they can't explain zombies
it just happens
#24 - turtleluda (10/13/2013) [-]
this was just absolutely perfect
User avatar #23 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
If the zombies did exist it wouldn't be that type of zombie. I'm aware that this is a joke, but still.
User avatar #20 - skiff (10/13/2013) [-]
Dr. Buzzkill here, I don't think the zombies in the ground would reanimate, due to them being well, underground, and the cliche zombie movies/games make it so that a zombie has to touch someone, or bite them.
User avatar #18 - infinitereaper (10/13/2013) [-]
Sims 2 for the PSP anyone?
The zombie shovel whack-a-mole game was my favorite job.
User avatar #1 - puppyfood (10/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Stupidity. Thinking bodies buried under 10 tons of dirt are susceptible to infection.
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