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#35 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
20
Student
It's my 21st birthday tomorrow and I have no friends to throw a party.
#1040 to #35 - thegrazel ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy bday man. Hope you have a fantastic one. We'll all be on here if ya need us!
User avatar #1208 to #35 - nikolaier (12/17/2015) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #1255 to #35 - nastyhappy (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy birthday what is your stream I got a birthday gift?????
User avatar #69 to #35 - Tusura (12/16/2015) [-]
We are your friends, and your party is here on FJ.
#106 to #69 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
True, brother. True.
User avatar #147 to #106 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Those your cats?
User avatar #149 to #147 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Nah, I just like posting cute **** .
#153 to #149 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Ah I see! Here's my cat!
#155 to #153 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Aww, what a cutie!
#158 to #155 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Thankyou! Here's one with my other cat.
User avatar #161 to #158 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Heh, it has a little moustache.
They're both adorable little fluff balls.
#172 to #161 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Thankyou
#1075 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
*roll image*
I love you. Happy birthday.
User avatar #1413 to #35 - cackrel (12/17/2015) [-]
Where do you live faggot?
User avatar #1416 to #1413 - babybeel (12/17/2015) [-]
England
User avatar #1422 to #1416 - cackrel (12/17/2015) [-]
Bitch, send me your address and I'll send you a card.
User avatar #1485 to #35 - ayrendil (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy birthday man.
#711 to #35 - relvel (12/16/2015) [-]
Aaaand there we go. I'll make sure not to ignore this notification.
User avatar #715 to #711 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Thank you man. It means a lot.
#1531 to #715 - relvel (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
HAPPY BIRFDAY!
User avatar #471 to #35 - burnsqc ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I was in your shoes about 6 months ago. If you wanna drink, buy some cocktail equipment and spend the day learning how to make nice cocktails. That way, you've got plenty of time in between drinks. That's what I did and it was pretty fun. Happy early Birthday!
#647 to #35 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
...and my mam just said she can't make it either.
#857 to #647 - iexs (12/17/2015) [-]
She lives out of state or something, right?
#1317 to #35 - babybeel (12/17/2015) [-]
>>#471, >>#536, >>#553, >>#626, >>#733, >>#864, >>#866, >>#900, >>#1040, >>#1075, >>#1100, >>#1154, >>#1158, >>#1208, >>#1235, >>#1255, >>#1261, >>#1272, >>#1306,

Thank you all so much. It was lovely coming online and seeing them all, I'm extremely grateful!
User avatar #1450 to #1317 - ttallonn (12/17/2015) [-]
Just remember, no matter who you are, what youre going through, if you ever need anyone FJ is here for you
#1392 to #1317 - betterguygreg (12/17/2015) [-]
Hey I'm late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a great day buddy!
User avatar #536 to #35 - sonicsyndicate (12/16/2015) [-]
WHERE DO YOU LIVE FAGGOT ILL ******* COME THERE AND take you out to a nice dinner and later have a few beers and HAVE DRY ANAL SE- watch football or FIST EACH OTHERS ASSHOL- play video games
#75 to #35 - joshlol (12/16/2015) [-]
>tfw last birthday I celebrated was my 15th
#262 to #75 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I would have LOVED to give you a lil present on your 15th birthday joshlol <3
User avatar #446 to #75 - lazycloud (12/16/2015) [-]
It's alright Joshlol. You're only 16 now anyway!
User avatar #449 to #446 - joshlol (12/16/2015) [-]
23
User avatar #484 to #449 - lazycloud (12/16/2015) [-]
sorry it was a poor joke on how you wouldn't have celebrated a birthday if you were 16.
#558 to #75 - barsaka (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, does celebrating other people birthdays count? cause, i never really celebrated mine, so im still stuck at 0. im 26
User avatar #1544 to #35 - scarredwolf (12/17/2015) [-]
Merry Birthmas!
-btw you're two days younger than my brother
#1518 to #35 - SpartansDrinkDew (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy birthday brother, know that we're all here for you and would surely celebrate with you in person if we could.
#305 to #35 - kinginthenorth (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy early birthday m8
User avatar #312 to #305 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Thankya
#1527 to #312 - sonicsyndicate (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
You're always family to us bro
And we're always here
#1552 to #312 - kinginthenorth (12/18/2015) [-]
And now that it's tomorrow in Belgium.

Now you can have a proper Happy Birthday!
Don't drink yourself into near-death like i did
I pre-typed this comment when yesterday. dw bae
#1468 to #35 - soyfriedbryce ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy birthday mate, hit me up if you ever want to play some games or something.
User avatar #1100 to #35 - fucklestick (12/17/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s09CjhnIkvYb





Love you bbybeel <3
#1327 to #1100 - babybeel (12/17/2015) [-]
This was perfect , heh <3
Thank you.
User avatar #1554 to #1327 - fucklestick (12/18/2015) [-]
Is k bby, ily.



Hope you've had a great birthday bro-bro, you take care <3
#1235 to #35 - elky ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
hey man had my birthday last month on 24th. Same situation as you lol. If you're planning on buying alcohol though, just remember you have to wait until your birthday "passes" before you're qualified as an adult. I didn't know that, and the guy at ralphs wont sell **** to me...anyways, happy birthday!
#1306 to #35 - theokgatsby (12/17/2015) [-]
happy birthday
#1272 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy birthday man. Things will get better.
#866 to #35 - yuichka (12/17/2015) [-]
:c
Happy birthday babybeel!

I hope the best for you c:
#1261 to #35 - jesuslizardftw (12/17/2015) [-]
Must be your birthday by now, right? Happy Birthday!
User avatar #864 to #35 - supervillian (12/17/2015) [-]
I love you
#1218 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
but you have a cat and that's all that matters
User avatar #733 to #35 - pennyloox (12/16/2015) [-]
woo woo happy early 21st!
User avatar #1154 to #35 - ttallonn (12/17/2015) [-]
now that its 2 am here and I should be asleep so I can wake up in time for my multiple presentations tomorrow, happy birthday
#464 to #35 - shadwedo (12/16/2015) [-]
I just turned 21 with no one either today, same sad drunk boat
User avatar #654 to #464 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy birthday <3
#1526 to #464 - sonicsyndicate (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
HAPPY BIRTHDSAY FAGGOT CHEER UP CAUSE SONIC NEEDS A BUDDY
User avatar #1572 to #35 - nyctonightingale (12/18/2015) [-]
Today's the big day! I hope it turned out to be better than you expected. Happy Birthday, Babybeel!
#298 to #35 - alfonshister (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey man, i don't know if i can come on tomorrow, sp i'll just wish you a wonderful birthday in before

Enjoy yourself, and don't drink too much!
User avatar #311 to #298 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't do this to me.
Thankyou
User avatar #1522 to #35 - pennyloox (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy 21st for today woo woo woooo!
User avatar #278 to #35 - chucknorrisisreal (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, make sure to drink responsibly inside your own home!
I could send you some booze in the mail but laws are laws
User avatar #308 to #278 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Thankyou
Damn laws ruining my good time
#1493 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Congratulation my friend
User avatar #107 to #35 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy 21st bro. Also cool cat
User avatar #110 to #107 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
Thankyou
User avatar #1469 to #35 - logicstrike (12/17/2015) [-]
happy birthday babybeel
User avatar #91 to #35 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy early birthday! Any family you can celebrate with?
User avatar #103 to #91 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
and thank you!
User avatar #131 to #103 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
You're welcome! Well if you live in the US you can legally drink now :p
User avatar #102 to #91 - babybeel (12/16/2015) [-]
My mam is visiting to buy me a cake with my sister who just wants to shop in the city I live in. That's it really.
#1444 to #35 - orathal (12/17/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday Friend!
#626 to #35 - heavymetalninja (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Let's throw you a DANCE DANCE GIF SUPAH FUNTIME PARTY
#702 to #626 - fayr (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
happy early bday party!
#1582 to #1581 - sonicsyndicate (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
ive got a 100gb folder of this **** i can go all day
#1583 to #1582 - fayr (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
min'es only 16mb... :,(
#1596 to #1583 - sonicsyndicate (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
Sorry i was opening cases on cs:go btw I GOT A ****** KARAMBIT ***** **** ITS FACTORY NEW CASE HARDENED IM GONNA **** MYSELF
#1590 to #1588 - fayr (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
#1589 to #1585 - fayr (12/18/2015) [-]
#1584 to #1583 - sonicsyndicate (12/18/2015) [-]
100 gbs was an exaggeration btw
#1587 to #1584 - fayr (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
well then
#1474 to #743 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Got a gif source for that? Or, know who the animator is?
User avatar #1573 to #1474 - fayr (12/18/2015) [-]
it's watermarked on the gif. joshng.deviantart.com/
User avatar #1349 to #35 - teekanne (12/17/2015) [-]
i'm just guessing you have birthday by now so happy birthday lone bro we all been there but just keep going and eventually you'll find what you're missing
#553 to #35 - rigenstein ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Happy birthday dude, enjoy your first legal beer.
#1158 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
happy bithday, do something special
#1553 to #35 - acquire (12/18/2015) [-]
Happy 21st birthday!
User avatar #858 to #35 - spensy (12/17/2015) [-]
>Could snapchat me
>Doesn't
Bby, y don't you talk to me no more
User avatar #1316 to #858 - babybeel (12/17/2015) [-]
;_; I dont have snapchat bb
User avatar #1404 to #1316 - spensy (12/17/2015) [-]
I just confused you for bizzareslam I'm so sorry
User avatar #1513 to #1404 - bizzareslam (12/17/2015) [-]
I just spam recents sorry
User avatar #1521 to #1513 - spensy (12/17/2015) [-]
>Not snapchatting me </3
User avatar #1406 to #1404 - babybeel (12/17/2015) [-]
**** , this happens so often.
User avatar #1514 to #1406 - bizzareslam (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't understand why
I think it was that ship
User avatar #1418 to #1406 - spensy (12/17/2015) [-]
Get snapchat then.
Then Idon't look stupid
#1472 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Posting as an anon (I plan to make an account soon) this may not mean much, but happy birthday fellow FJ'er! Hope you have a great day, and enjoy this video too.
#896 to #35 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
IM SORRY OK I FOUND THIS AND CREEPY PASTA **** HAPPENED SO NOW YOU BARE THE CURSE
#900 to #896 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
also happy day of birth
#1348 to #35 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
whats weird is, mee too.
User avatar #70 to #35 - admin [OP](12/16/2015) [-]
that cat looks awesome

is that a bengal?
User avatar #250 to #70 - satansferret ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Admin send this faggot a happy birthday tomorrow.
User avatar #166 to #70 - enlightednatzie (12/16/2015) [-]
Its a kitten, blindo.
User avatar #441 to #166 - xxxcheeta (12/16/2015) [-]
It's a Bengal kitten, such as the breed.
User avatar #605 to #441 - badgoodass (12/16/2015) [-]
it's a troll acount mate
User avatar #966 to #605 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
troll would be a compliment to him, he's just a **********
User avatar #1012 to #966 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
But what if ********** is a compliment to him too
#6 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/16/2015) [-]
**putincanmeltcrimea used "*roll picture*"**
**putincanmeltcrimea rolled image**>I'm 20
>student
>it bothers me that creepy guys on the internet ask for my personal information
User avatar #1285 to #6 - presidentmoose (12/17/2015) [-]
wow, you must have it realllll bad
User avatar #23 to #6 - newdevyx (12/16/2015) [-]
Allahu Akbar
User avatar #37 to #23 - thorstoned ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
>20
>student
>norway

it bothers me that some people on funnyjunk uses text colour so dark it's hard to read
#216 to #37 - heyword (12/16/2015) [-]
21
Student
Norway
******* Finals
#222 to #216 - heyword (12/16/2015) [-]
Also procrastination, which i am doing some of right now
User avatar #1377 to #216 - arreatface (12/17/2015) [-]
20
student
france
******* finals
#1189 to #37 - nooblyz (12/17/2015) [-]
>18
>student
>norway

i could not agree more

#43 to #37 - newdevyx (12/16/2015) [-]
Why do you think i picked it?
Also, i meant that picture of yours.
User avatar #65 to #6 - admin [OP](12/16/2015) [-]
i'm going to masturbate to your picture and you can't stop me
User avatar #77 to #65 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/16/2015) [-]
i rolled it bro. you can masturbate to some dirty ******* hipster all you want
User avatar #89 to #77 - admin [OP](12/16/2015) [-]
I'm going to find you and masturbate to you
User avatar #105 to #89 - creepydudewatching (12/16/2015) [-]
Remove my voteban you cuck
User avatar #109 to #105 - admin [OP](12/16/2015) [-]
once the code votebans you for cheating thumbs, you have to go back in time and stop being a cheating cunt to get un-votebanned
#117 to #109 - creepydudewatching (12/16/2015) [-]
You cold-hearted bastard.

User avatar #651 to #109 - semilunarknight (12/16/2015) [-]
16/12/2015
The day admin destroyed one of his underlings
#150 to #109 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
How are these a holes thumb cheating?
are they voting for themselves?
User avatar #346 to #105 - frankfavreau (12/16/2015) [-]
fokin faggot people work hard for thumbs
User avatar #100 to #89 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/16/2015) [-]
you know i waited years for someone to tell this to me. i gotta say, my expectations were different...
#101 to #89 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
remove my voteban you cuck
User avatar #544 to #89 - wethepixelisgod (12/16/2015) [-]
hmu addy
#1265 to #65 - cazabrow (12/17/2015) [-]
>Admin though
#1250 to #65 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
that was a roll you ******* newfag
#538 to #6 - wethepixelisgod (12/16/2015) [-]
thats me what the **** lmao
User avatar #807 to #538 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/16/2015) [-]
seems some creepy guy got your personal info ************
#620 to #538 - derpylights (12/16/2015) [-]
Admin wants to fap to you bro! Show us some more sexy pics so we can all fap in unison.
#1071 to #620 - wethepixelisgod (12/17/2015) [-]
mmm bby do it
User avatar #1177 to #1071 - thefunnykiller (12/17/2015) [-]
7/11 would bang
User avatar #1149 to #538 - aceshot (12/17/2015) [-]
of course its you ********
#1439 to #1149 - sirownsalot (12/17/2015) [-]
someone rolled his pic
User avatar #1545 to #1439 - aceshot (12/18/2015) [-]
you must be retarded. Ive know wethepixelisgod for like a year and a half. He said its him, and I said, of course it is, cause i already know what he looks like.
User avatar #1591 to #1545 - wethepixelisgod (12/18/2015) [-]
ily ace
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
gay
User avatar #1595 to #1592 - wethepixelisgod (12/18/2015) [-]
i lov u 2
User avatar #1594 to #1592 - aceshot (12/18/2015) [-]
bro wtf
User avatar #1593 to #1591 - aceshot (12/18/2015) [-]
thnx bby
User avatar #1 - theblindingsun (12/16/2015) [-]
I have lymphoma. :[
#868 to #1 - nutellakeks (12/17/2015) [-]
me too bro, me too

#256 to #1 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
"Lymphoma is any of a group of blood cell tumors that develop from lymphatic cells. The name often refers to just the cancerous ones rather than all such tumors."
Yep , fj did it
#20 to #1 - therealmarkiplier (12/16/2015) [-]
**therealmarkiplier used "*roll picture*"**
**therealmarkiplier rolled image**
User avatar #27 to #20 - therealmarkiplier (12/16/2015) [-]
I literally just rolled the worst image i could.
User avatar #36 to #27 - theblindingsun (12/16/2015) [-]
Or best, pretty accurate lol.
#55 to #36 - therealmarkiplier (12/16/2015) [-]
**therealmarkiplier used "*roll picture*"**
**therealmarkiplier rolled image**
C'mon feel good roll!
User avatar #76 to #62 - therealmarkiplier (12/16/2015) [-]
T-TEMMIE!
#17 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
22, Computer Engineer, tfwnogf
#874 to #17 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Hey I'm also doing Computer Engineering! What are you focusing in? (as in OS/PLT/architecture...)
User avatar #1106 to #874 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
to be honest, I don't know yet, I love architecture, operating systems and system administration, and I also have a knack for AI, I hate web though and everything consulting related (Software requirements specifications, project management, etc), my master's degree will serve to specialize a little further and make things a bit clearer about what I want to do
#1021 to #17 - gloriousthighs (12/17/2015) [-]
Don't listen to em man, you can be attractive and have nudey figurines if you want.
User avatar #1109 to #1021 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
am I not doing that already?
User avatar #1091 to #17 - kindafishy (12/17/2015) [-]
Must be living the dream then, I imagine.
Where does one purchase stuff like that anyway? I wouldn't mind starting a little collection.
User avatar #1107 to #1091 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
I usually buy stuff at local conventions but I've also ordered online, amiami(dot)com is a good site, even though they often run out of stock on things
User avatar #1114 to #1107 - kindafishy (12/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, my man. Some pretty nice stuff there.
User avatar #1197 to #17 - luqmanr (12/17/2015) [-]
i see you everywhere spanish person
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
us spaniards tend to be everywhere...
except at work
User avatar #341 to #17 - Virt (12/16/2015) [-]
nice frostfire annie poster
User avatar #348 to #341 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
you have a sharp eye
User avatar #352 to #348 - Virt (12/16/2015) [-]
i play a good amount of annie :p
User avatar #541 to #17 - reapermaster (12/16/2015) [-]
wait didn't you also have a body pillow?
User avatar #543 to #541 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
look carefully, you can see both right below the license plate
also how did you god damn know
User avatar #550 to #543 - reapermaster (12/16/2015) [-]
i remember when you posted about it on one of admin's posts last time
i have an unnecessarily good memory for random stuff
User avatar #560 to #555 - reapermaster (12/16/2015) [-]
yes that's the one
i was post #955
User avatar #569 to #560 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
one of my finest moments on this site, good to see you again, man
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User avatar #891 to #17 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
TR confirmed for hot people club
User avatar #1111 to #891 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
naturally one of the best content posters on this website had to be TR, too, let's keep fighting the good fight, brother
User avatar #1226 to #1111 - TheAvenger (12/17/2015) [-]
gross
#1267 to #1226 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
-ly incandescent
#1112 to #1111 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
**** yeah brother
#452 to #17 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
well thats obvious with all thos figurines
User avatar #480 to #452 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
well, maybe they're more useful than you think, after all why would I want a gf if she rejected my because of my hobby? they're more like an early warning system
also it's not like a girl has seen my room before
User avatar #490 to #480 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
keep telling yourself that

srry man but being yourself like that wont help
just keep that **** on the sly in the closet
User avatar #517 to #490 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
look pal, I might have said tfwnogf like I'm desperate but to be honest, I have a very clear line when it comes to people, if you can't accept that I like what I like, you're not worth my effort, for friendship or anything above, I have a few good friends and I love spending time with them, doing geeky stuff, playing dnd and discussing anime and games, what the hell would I want a girlfriend for if I can't even share with her what I share with my friends?

I'm not deluding myself, I know the odds, but I stand my ground
you share some (if not all) tastes with me? awesome!
you don't like what I like and prefer I were more "normal" (whatever normal is supposed to mean)? well that's a damn shame, bye.

It's because I respect myself that I'm not going to change my tastes for others, I can't imagine anyone but a sad tool doing that.
User avatar #527 to #517 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
then u lookin for a homeboy not a gf

if you want a friend to **** then i recommend u get gay son

srry bro but thats life,
User avatar #542 to #527 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
if I could choose to be gay I'd probably have done it by now, best thing I could do is trans, but I'm pretty sure the population of trans people that look and sound 100% female is rather... small, if you then factor tastes... well, let's say things don't change much
User avatar #751 to #542 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
philipinos have a lot of dick girls
#760 to #751 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
the Philippines are kind of far away, and if our colonial governments hadn't been so ******* useless perhaps he could have kept them and made traveling there much easier
User avatar #764 to #760 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
tru dat
User avatar #115 to #17 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
**** that **** . Do your job thing and just have fun. GF will come(pun intended).
Just when you do your hobby things try to do them in places you would expect your gf to be. Meet some one with your interest. I mean even serial killers can get chicks. You not ugly bro no homo . Also your a ******* engineer thats cool as ****
User avatar #292 to #17 - alfonshister (12/16/2015) [-]
you look damn sexy

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
User avatar #29 to #17 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I was shocked, because you're pretty good looking

then I saw the shelves behind you
User avatar #39 to #29 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
I know right?
User avatar #261 to #29 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
At first I thought they were gundam statues or something... Then I realized what they were
#199 - lmOldGreg (12/16/2015) [-]
MFW I see people moan about their jobs and I'm NEET
#323 to #199 - krando (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
i (still) know that feel
User avatar #362 to #199 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
being 16 w/o a job doesn't make you a neet
User avatar #365 to #362 - lmOldGreg (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm 23. My family thinks I'm gay because no GF... I'm starting to believe them
User avatar #371 to #365 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
it's not a race m8, one of the wisest people i know didn't get a gf (or even a kiss from a girl) until he was 32. they've been together for about 3 years now. You need to be actively searching however, a 8/10 qtpi isn't going to come to your doorstep.
#1024 to #371 - gloriousthighs (12/17/2015) [-]
but mate, what if she does, that's the dream
User avatar #1524 to #1024 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
and it's only a dream, you gotta work for it in reality
#1557 to #1524 - gloriousthighs (12/18/2015) [-]
Damn right, it's an uphill **** fight but it's worth the struggle. Maybe somewhere out there is a guy lucky enough to have his perfect girl move in next door and hit it off.
#1166 to #365 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Go on tinder, spend some hours there. Eventually you will find a chick/guy whatever that wants to bang.
Poof virginity gone.
#563 to #199 - puns (12/16/2015) [-]
im 19 and same i didnt even finish highschool because i had a breakdown in my last semester
#67 - slycoop (12/16/2015) [-]
>That hat
Vivian is best Mario grill
User avatar #87 to #67 - medewu ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Vivian isn't a girl. he's a dude.
User avatar #88 to #87 - slycoop (12/16/2015) [-]
Perfect for FJ then.
#108 to #87 - jagerhaus (12/16/2015) [-]
Still best Mario grill
User avatar #931 to #87 - closotezuka (12/17/2015) [-]
Hey, be sensitive of her pronouns you ******** .
User avatar #932 to #931 - medewu ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
He was born a man he will die a man.
User avatar #173 to #87 - skulldan ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
only in japan
User avatar #616 to #173 - medewu ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
No, only in every other country besides America.
User avatar #734 to #616 - skulldan ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I live in Australia, she was portrayed as a female...
User avatar #740 to #734 - medewu ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Spanish, Japanese and a major other said during the scenes that he was a man.
User avatar #802 to #740 - burpateer (12/16/2015) [-]
in every English-speaking country she's a grill
User avatar #853 to #840 - burpateer (12/17/2015) [-]
Idk what you're trying to prove, we're both right
User avatar #838 to #802 - medewu ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #659 to #67 - semilunarknight (12/16/2015) [-]
***** you gay
#12 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Name : Anon
Age : n/a
Occupation : 8th commenter
User avatar #488 to #12 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
And you managed to mess even that up.
User avatar #518 to #12 - sunnyday (12/16/2015) [-]
You had one ******* job
User avatar #40 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
I actually need this..
I'm working on at letter, that I'm not sure if I should send to this guy I've been seeing, but lives in another country. I miss him everytime, but i'm not sure he feels the same way
Anyone want to help me out ?
User avatar #453 to #40 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
why don't you just send him a telegraph
User avatar #179 to #40 - enlightednatzie (12/16/2015) [-]
You could always send that letter to me instead, m'lady! Im a nice guy and i really really really want to see yor tits will be the one who makes you sandwitches m'lady!
User avatar #383 to #40 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't say I didn't warn you if he turns out to be a synth.
User avatar #713 to #383 - hrdla (12/16/2015) [-]
Ad Victoriam brother
User avatar #78 to #40 - joshlol (12/16/2015) [-]
just do it
no ragrets
User avatar #152 to #40 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
Rock that letter. Let this dude know what you need to let him know. If he responds the way you want great if not, it will suck for a while but you'll feel better after a time and you will be glad you said what you needed to. No regrets
User avatar #159 to #152 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
thank you ! I think you're right ..
User avatar #265 to #40 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm sure itsthetie will frame it if you send it to him <3
I-I wouldn't mind one ....
User avatar #276 to #265 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
It's not so much a nice love letter.. it's just me telling how I feel..
Well that is in some way a love letter I guess .. hmm
User avatar #280 to #276 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Are you willing to post it?
User avatar #283 to #280 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm consindering it actually ..
This is the only place where I know I could
User avatar #286 to #283 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
You go girl
I will personally correct all the grammar mistakes
User avatar #295 to #286 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
Good because there is a billion !
User avatar #304 to #295 - alfonshister (12/16/2015) [-]
you can do it man

i believe in you
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#684 to #498 - captainbalu (12/16/2015) [-]
My next cringe comp is settled, thanks
#515 to #498 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I-I don't know what to say , I think you're cute too but.... How will it work? Do you really wanna run away and marry me?




Anyways that was a good read , I'll think long and hard about it!
User avatar #520 to #515 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah i know it's a long read,

but thanks for giving it a try
#528 to #520 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
You know what else is long? NOT MY ATTENTION SPAN! HAHA!

No problem , I really hope your parents will accept us tho.....
User avatar #1528 to #283 - enslavedyouth (12/17/2015) [-]
Don't mind the guy below, I'd like to see it. Just to make sure it's not ***** or anything.
User avatar #1597 to #1528 - mizzdepp (12/18/2015) [-]
thanks man .. (:
I migth let you read it as a pm
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - enslavedyouth (12/18/2015) [-]
Aye, I be waitin.
#507 to #40 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
Sorry to jump into the 17-reply thread, but my two cents is that, especially in this day and age, guys really like a clear signal that someone's interested in them before they pursue that someone. It's possible he feels the same way as you but doesn't want to come across as creepy/stalkerish.
#562 to #507 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey I'm creepy/stalkerish!
User avatar #512 to #507 - mizzdepp (12/16/2015) [-]
Maybe I would love if this was true ..
and thank you (:
User avatar #66 to #40 - enslavedyouth (12/16/2015) [-]
Bloody go for it

Whatever the outcome, you're going to regret not having sent it
#93 - overon (12/16/2015) [-]
>25
>a hero for fun

sometimes I feel like I have two different faces
#1356 to #93 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
Friendly egg and serious egg
#114 - tuhuar ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
20
Student
Just got put on academic probation because I procrastinated and played way too much beer pong last term. Was it worth it?
0
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#133 to #114 - marxonn (12/16/2015) [-]
Looks like we're both in the same boat... 20, Student, and on academic probation from too much procrastination. Your posted pic sums it up pretty well
User avatar #495 to #114 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey, it's not all bad. I got put on academic probation once too, but it did help me to take my studies more seriously. Managed to drag my GPA back up to 3.16 and now I'm applying for grad schools (remains to be seen if any take me though, kek).
#129 to #114 - maxsexington (12/16/2015) [-]
Worst case you can appeal your grade. Often enough they'll bump it up rather than going through your work again. Work then play, **** hits the fan in the last two months of the college year.
#38 - rhattmann (12/16/2015) [-]
**rhattmann used "*roll picture*"**
**rhattmann rolled image**>20
>College student
>It bothers me how ******** the world gets everyday
User avatar #321 to #38 - alfonshister (12/16/2015) [-]
That's what we're here for

Help people around you

Make people smile.

Teach the young people what you think will lead to a better future

in case you ever have kids: educate them right. That's your gift to the world
User avatar #167 to #38 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
This world seems like its only here to **** on us more and more. Just keep your spirits up. Use the knowledge that life sucks to your advantage. Find some one or something that helps you take your mind of your problems for a while. Then come back to the world refreshed. Everyone needs a break once in a while, even from the world. **** everything we have been told, you can sad or angry. The worl dblows so **** it, **** the world man. Start carving your own path. Rock the **** on
#221 - hcp (12/16/2015) [-]
Me, 69 Both age and position
Future president of USA.
Had some tough times when I was young.
Started with only 1 million $ from my father.
Had to pay it back. greedy old ******
Streets taught me to be a man Brooklyn iz my hood
No limit to my credit on the street nor on the card.
#1359 to #221 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
Trump is ******* 69 years old? Holy **** he looks 50.
User avatar #1368 to #1359 - hcp (12/17/2015) [-]
It's the hair. It's so young and shiny.
#1371 to #1368 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
Yup, that must be it.
User avatar #186 - euphoniumhero (12/16/2015) [-]
>20
>No job
>No motivation, no friends, love of my life left months ago and I feel like I'm slipping deeper into an abyss of depression, anxiety, insomnia and apathy. This is the one time of the year usually cheers me up with my family, but I'm not feeling it this time. I'm worried that I'm losing my emotions and just drifting bleakly through life, hoping I can grasp reality and pull my **** together before it gets to be too much and off myself. All I've got is music and it's only getting me so far. I look at the direction the government, economy, international affairs, and overall mess of a world we live in is going and can't help but wonder when, or if, any of it will get better and if there's even a point to trying to survive long enough just to die in the end.

Why bother when the world is full of ****** people and there's no friends to even try enjoying it with? Why bother when there's no one to love? Why bother when you can't love yourself? Why bother with procreation because your entire bloodline is full of people just like you with the same mental disorders and self doubt and the very thought of bringing another life into the world with such agony is too much to bear?

I know I need major psychiatric help and I've had sessions with multiple different therapists and psychiatrists, but it never goes anywhere.

I just need to know there's still hope somehow. Some silver lining here that'll make this week, or day, or even hour go by quicker.

Also, here's a really beautiful song. It's odd in the beginning, but it gets much better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWks0DOZrQ
User avatar #253 to #186 - anonywolftroll (12/16/2015) [-]
I feel you, man, although I'd say you have it even worse
19, no job, had to stop my education (I was in my final year of high school) because of my growning depression. I'm very glad I've got friends and loving parents though. If it weren't for them I'd have offed myself a long time ago...

But yeah, I serisouly agree with your view on things, and I can completely understand the "psychiatrists aren't helping" struggle. I've been to a few and it seems like it doesn't do anything for me. Luckily I ahve my best friend and my mom with whom I can talk about things. They pretty much understand me better than any psychitartist I've ever spoken to and really have good insights in things...

If you ever need someone to talk to I'll gladly help and hopefully I can give you some comfort; maybe be that psychiatrist-person you need ^^

And lastly, here's another "beautiful song"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X24z0ChHFRU
User avatar #269 to #186 - anonywolftroll (12/16/2015) [-]
The "feeling like I'm losing my emotions" is too ******* real too, man. I know exactly how you feel...I'm in that cycle right now and it's disgusting. Just this grey, monotone, emptiness that hangs over your whole being. Even negative emotions are better than that nothingness. I too, really hope I find something that pulls me out of that, so that I won't get swallowed by it one day.
And yeah, the world IS full of ****** people...
One thing though, and you might not want to hear this (you might have heard it many, many times before) : Love yourself. Seriously, that's so important. From reading your comment, however little general info that gives me on you, I deduce that you're probably a really good, nice person.
#293 to #186 - phaackdisshiet (12/16/2015) [-]
Well sitting around ain't gonna help you.
You can't wait for life to get better go grab it dude, mental problems or not.
Now that is easy to say and alot harder to actually do, but not trying won't help.
I can not say that you haven't been trying or that you haven't tried, but the words are true no matter what. It's the same for alot of people and people have done it.
If mankind can go to the moon you can go the extra mile to get your life together.

Be yourself, find a way.
#1165 to #186 - nirpls (12/17/2015) [-]
The first 3 statements perfectly describe my current situation with the exception of having to add +2 to the first one.

I'm pretty much on the same emotional boat, into the cycle of wake up -> survive -> sleep as much as possible to minimize awake time. Surviving often involves stealing money from parents to buy crap food because I cba to have them cook for me, play games/watch anime all day, fap and furiously grind my fingers onto my guitar for hours (although lately I haven't as much).

I'm trying to cheer myself up somehow by playing in a band, but it's not going very well (people having to quit, not enough practice sessions per week etc...)

In regards of psy help, I've been interned in hospitals two times due to depression (started at 16) and have been seeing different people and tried lots of different drugs since then. Nothing really worked so I just quit everything. Getting rid of side effects was a plus.

Also I'm not even talking to my parents or anyone in the family, basically turning me into a parasyte, sucking their ressources to stay alive.

The worst is that at some point my parents tried to talk to me about my mom having some kind of tumor in her stomach. I didn't really feel sorry for her or anything, just said "not interested". I must be turning into a bot or something.

Anyway, I feel ya brah, that kind of **** is more common than you probably think it is, but sadly acknowledging that may not always help

And following the trend of beautiful songs (it's a bit heavy, but very melodic, I sleep to that band, it's amazing) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORxMdOZpKM8

Virgin post btw, been browsing FJ for a few years without really engaging with the community, only made an account a while ago so I could see links and swears
User avatar #246 to #186 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
Dude I feel everything you said. **** the politics and society of our current world. Let the **** heads worry about it. What you need is to truly focus on yourself for a bit. I can not live with out music I'm listening to the song you posted right now and I'm loving it. Fall into more music. If the love of your life left then she wasn't. It hurts man I know, Mine left and i cried like a ******* pussy. **** her. Pain fades. You are still here. And you have friends. all us funny junk **** ups.
#180 - skulldan ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
immortal, Dark knight
lately I have been feeling a bit poor about my job, I feel I could be killing more but cant. Any advice?
User avatar #207 to #180 - dracoslade (12/16/2015) [-]
Try expanding your repertoire. Devouring the souls of your victims is good of the body and the mind, making you feel refreshed and ready to tackle the days new problems head first. Always be open minded to the different black magics at your disposal.
User avatar #181 to #180 - fuccmylifeupfamily (12/16/2015) [-]
Sharpen that dull ass blade holy **** .
User avatar #187 to #181 - skulldan ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
then how do I inflict pain upon my victims? With a clean blow?
User avatar #206 to #187 - fuccmylifeupfamily (12/16/2015) [-]
>slap em around with that boss shield
>crush their bones under your boots
>make them look into your soulless, uncaring black eyes
>transform them into a soccer ball and kick em around that field

**** ***** I'm a better dark knight than you.
User avatar #209 to #206 - skulldan ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
**** man, thats why I'm here, for advice, sweet as!
#15 - freakinfranks (12/16/2015) [-]
Just trying to figure out what I want to do in life.
So far jacking off seems to be high on the list.
User avatar #451 - thisguyissmallllll (12/16/2015) [-]
>lost count at 1 million
>Wizard
>Really pissed about wizard politics and stuff.
User avatar #427 - jamesten ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
15
High School Sophmore
I threw up on the bus yesterday
#1383 to #427 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
how the **** are you on highschool at 15

User avatar #1529 to #1383 - jamesten ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
age 0-2 - no school
age 3-4 - preschool
age 5 - kindergarten (elementary school)
age 6 - 1st grade
age 7 - 2nd grade
age 8 - 3rd grade
age 9 - 4th grade
age 10 - 5th grade
age 11 - 6th grade
age 12 - 7th grade (middle school)
age 13 - 8th grade
age 14 - freshman (high school)
age 15 - sophmore
age 16 - junior
age 17 - senior
#1532 to #1529 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh, Alright I got it.

The school system is different here in Brazil ( We have 9th grade and more than one year of preschool ) so I got confused
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - jamesten ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
well the freshman sophmore junior senior thing is actually just another word for 9th grade 10th grade 11th grade 12th grade
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - jamesten ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
after 12th grade we graduate from high school and from there on school is optional
#1536 to #1535 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
interesting

User avatar #226 - hueman (12/16/2015) [-]
>Be 18
>Just found out I failed my Calculus final and class in college
Welp, time to pack up and get my degree in hobo-ology.
#319 to #226 - maxsexington (12/16/2015) [-]
Appeal the grade, Teachers would prefer to bump up the score than do the actual work of going over it all. What they gonna do fail you worse than before? ha
User avatar #358 to #319 - hueman (12/16/2015) [-]
I can't, some of my mates tried, all he said was "Your grade is what you get. There's nothing more I can do."
Fug
#368 to #358 - maxsexington (12/16/2015) [-]
look into it yourself. He might not know you are entitled to do that or not.
User avatar #475 to #226 - burnsqc ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I failed Calc II my first time through. If you want to stick to your major, don't give up! You can take it again and absolutely nail it.
User avatar #13 - hunman (12/16/2015) [-]
Exams
User avatar #24 to #13 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
himan
User avatar #30 to #24 - hunman (12/16/2015) [-]
And I'm kinda hungry
User avatar #31 to #30 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
These are the real issues we have to tackle.
User avatar #51 to #31 - hunman (12/16/2015) [-]
Will make an attempt to fix the latter
Former is beyond my reach
User avatar #54 to #51 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Go, you brave soldier!
User avatar #58 to #13 - thattessachick (12/16/2015) [-]
My issue is that you're a fag
User avatar #342 to #58 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Everyone on fj is a fag.
User avatar #71 to #58 - hunman (12/16/2015) [-]
But I'm not
User avatar #74 to #71 - thattessachick (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeh u r
User avatar #86 to #74 - hunman (12/16/2015) [-]
#617 to #13 - wigglyjr (12/16/2015) [-]
You'll get through it. hunny~
User avatar #1207 - shanethedragon (12/17/2015) [-]
Shane, 21, cashier

it bothers me that in today's world, unless you're extremely lucky or talented, you don't work to live, you live to work.
#1388 to #1207 - hassoutobi (12/17/2015) [-]
That's not true though.

It all depends on your determination to live well.
User avatar #1432 to #1207 - backupclover (12/17/2015) [-]
I do stuff I want to do at home while I work 2 jobs, try and be creative as possible.
User avatar #1360 to #1216 - shanethedragon (12/17/2015) [-]
did i accidentally quote this?
User avatar #1335 to #1216 - hunhitch ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
knights of sidonia, Awesome.
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