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#21 - dislikinator ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
OH **** , THIS IS BAD!!!
Metals dissolve in Mercury so drink gallons upon gallons of it to make sure the lead is dissolved into it and not into your blood!!!


But for real: it's not that bad. For centuries people had lead mugs to drink water from that came from lead pipes. They though lead purified the water from mallicious stuff (it does, but silver does that too, does that better and is not toxic to humans). They even added lead to medicine.
You'll be fine.
#23 to #21 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Should I drink the mercury or freeze it and swallow it?

#29 to #23 - dislikinator ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You can both drink it, or freeze it into a managable shape (pic related)
User avatar #30 to #29 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Dick-shaped mercury lolipops. What a time to be alive
User avatar #24 to #23 - Einsty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Inhalation s fine, just pour some on a pan and put it on the stove.
User avatar #26 to #24 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
How much mercury should I heat up? About a few deciliters?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Einsty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Two spoonfuls should do the trick. On the side, prepare a mug of amonia and bleach mixture, it will help withthe smell.
User avatar #28 to #27 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
The mug will create smell of mustard, right? I really like mustard.

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