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Submitted: 01/09/2016
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User avatar #1 - kristovsky (01/09/2016) [-]
You were already retarded OP, there was no hope in the first place.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stoneshit [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
thank
User avatar #3 - ishallsmiteyou (01/09/2016) [-]
And you haven't bothered to go to a clinic and get information from an actual physician?
User avatar #4 to #3 - stoneshit [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
I'll get a blood test done and buy activated charcoal. It supposedly picks up lead
#6 to #4 - slias (01/09/2016) [-]
Are you going to eat the charcoal?
User avatar #8 to #6 - stoneshit [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
I believe it comes in pills. So yeah
User avatar #9 to #8 - italianfrosttroll (01/10/2016) [-]
You can make activated charcoal,or buy it in powder form as well.
You should definitely buy the powder form and snort it. It can't be any worse than giving felatio to lead.
User avatar #20 to #9 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
but are the almonds activated?
User avatar #16 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>activated charcoal
>not activated almonds
#12 - HarvietheDinkle (01/10/2016) [-]
What Lead you to ask us?
User avatar #10 - Lambda ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't worry, it takes a lot to actually get lead poisoning. You had a bad taste in your mouth because you were chewing on metal, not because you've been poisoned.
#33 to #10 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
You're the only person who actually talked about the subject without calling me a retard. Thanks for that, have a dank meme.
You're the only person who actually talked about the subject without calling me a retard. Thanks for that, have a dank meme.
#18 to #10 - ohhh ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't worry, no need to go see a doc for assurance, this guy on the internet knows whats up. Not to be directed towards you i'm more or less saying don't trust ******* online and see an actual doc.
#21 - dislikinator ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
OH **** , THIS IS BAD!!!
Metals dissolve in Mercury so drink gallons upon gallons of it to make sure the lead is dissolved into it and not into your blood!!!


But for real: it's not that bad. For centuries people had lead mugs to drink water from that came from lead pipes. They though lead purified the water from mallicious stuff (it does, but silver does that too, does that better and is not toxic to humans). They even added lead to medicine.
You'll be fine.
#23 to #21 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Should I drink the mercury or freeze it and swallow it?

#29 to #23 - dislikinator ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You can both drink it, or freeze it into a managable shape (pic related)
User avatar #30 to #29 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Dick-shaped mercury lolipops. What a time to be alive
User avatar #24 to #23 - Einsty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Inhalation s fine, just pour some on a pan and put it on the stove.
User avatar #26 to #24 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
How much mercury should I heat up? About a few deciliters?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Einsty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Two spoonfuls should do the trick. On the side, prepare a mug of amonia and bleach mixture, it will help withthe smell.
User avatar #28 to #27 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
The mug will create smell of mustard, right? I really like mustard.
#17 - downwithblockers (01/10/2016) [-]
Fun fact, lead poisoning was common in Rome, because many Romans used led based piping (or painting I don't remember). Anyway people would actually eat or suck on pieces of it because of how it tasted/felt in there mouth. Source: I read a book some time like 10 years ago, my memory is fuzzy. Note: this was also common in the 19-20th century for children to each pieces of dried lead based house paint.
User avatar #25 to #17 - Einsty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
lead based is weak word. The pipes were untreated lead.
#34 to #25 - downwithblockers (01/10/2016) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #14 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>Eats lead
+1 Retarded point
>Doesn't seek medical attention
+1 Retarded point
>Asks FunnyJunk for advice instead
+1 Retarded point

3/3 retarded points earned.

Your award: Some advice -

My advice to you is continue eating the lead and other metals around you because you're ******* retarded.
#31 - windscrotum ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I did this once as a kid, and I'm the smarterest, so he's probably gonna be fine.
#22 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Go to the nearest ghetto and start shouting about how you hate ******* . Make sure to have someone film this who can post to fj (this is important) then say it was a prank if you are confronted. This should clear up your autism.
User avatar #19 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
metal tastes good as **** . eat tin foil all the time
#15 - installation (01/10/2016) [-]
You don't have anything to worry about OP.

You're on FJ. So this leads me to a conclusion.
You don't have a future.
And you won't have any kids.
#32 to #15 - stoneshit [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
I guess
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#11 - theuberzer ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
OPs fw finding out he just ate lead
You should at the very least talk to a poison control center
Here's the hotline for the United States poison control center: 1 (800) 222-1222
#7 - atomicjojo (01/09/2016) [-]
your fine.
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