Only 3 things. . Only three things don' t get cold ' the winter Peder bears, penguins, and whores.. And the nords Only 3 things three don' t get cold ' the winter Peder bears penguins and whores And nords
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - skiskate
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And the nords
#118 to #12 - deeoddone
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EH?
User avatar #42 to #12 - longdongofhongkong
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nords aren't real theyre just made up by oblivion .. (´・ω・`)
User avatar #55 to #42 - alphavsomega
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Nords were Vikings,dude. Norse legend. Norse traditions. All real.
#66 to #55 - jazzytheferret
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Yea...take it easy on him though. Extra chromosomes are one of the few things you don't want more of.
User avatar #68 to #66 - alphavsomega
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i dont have that pic where you point your coffee at the screen and laugh with tears in your eyes but if i did i would so use it right now
#69 to #68 - jazzytheferret
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This one?
#83 to #68 - spartansquirrel
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Is this what you're looking for?
#18 to #12 - moqa
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That's what the government wants you to think.
#19 to #18 - skiskate
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Comment Picture
#20 to #19 - moqa
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**** off Skiskate
#21 to #20 - skiskate
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Why must you hurt me like dis
#33 to #22 - skiskate
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I am sorry, can you ever forgive me?
I am sorry, can you ever forgive me?
#47 to #33 - moqa
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Why not
#48 to #47 - skiskate
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yay!
yay!
User avatar #104 to #12 - ilovehitler
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I just want to see the Nords spend a summer in 115 degree weather.
User avatar #24 to #12 - dyalibya
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Harry partridge FTW
User avatar #37 to #12 - newdevyx
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Well, i don't feel cold yet. My ancestors are smiling at me
User avatar #27 to #12 - explore
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Or anyone from Newcastle.
#26 - Uther
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I think you forgot Russians too
User avatar #28 to #26 - lolmasterr
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guess wat they are russians
User avatar #32 to #28 - tiarawhy
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The **** was that?
#35 to #26 - swiftshadow
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and Canadians.
User avatar #45 to #35 - brucekillah
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Damn Canadians, always selling drugs in bad neighborhoods
User avatar #96 to #45 - bladeboy
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You kids wanna buy some crack?
User avatar #53 to #45 - Sataria
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shhh....don't give away our secrets
#133 to #53 - swiftshadow
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Look in the sky it's a bird. It's a plane. It's a pair of shoes on a telephone wire.
User avatar #105 to #26 - lasmamoe
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What about Russian whores?
#110 to #105 - gerfox
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* Mail order brides
#127 to #26 - deliciousdee
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User avatar #38 to #26 - OsamaBinLadenz
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I think anyone would feel warm with that much alcohol in their systems.
#85 to #38 - yaybacon
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Speaking of Russia and alcohol.
#5 - thechosentroll
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Noot noot, then, ************.
Noot noot, then, ************.
User avatar #56 to #5 - thechosenchildsaid
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What show is that from? See it all over the site.
#59 to #56 - thechosentroll
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Metalocalypse. It's a cartoon about the daily life of a death metal band. There's bad humor, mild racism, characters so dense they make a neutron star look like cotton candy and an absurd amount of death and gore. I recommend it.
Metalocalypse. It's a cartoon about the daily life of a death metal band. There's bad humor, mild racism, characters so dense they make a neutron star look like cotton candy and an absurd amount of death and gore. I recommend it.
User avatar #61 to #59 - thechosenchildsaid
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OK, thanks. Enjoy your thumb
User avatar #71 to #5 - inferuz
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Hang on isnt Skwisgaar like german or swedish?
User avatar #75 to #71 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, he's swedish. Toki's norwegian, though, so he's more resistant to the cold for some reason. Dunno. Maybe Skwisgaar's from the more southern parts of Sweden.
#9 to #5 - secretmouse
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#81 - LocoJoe
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What is this winter you speak of? I only have summer, cool summer, fall, and warm summer.
User avatar #102 to #81 - danyoung
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The nort part of México onley have Summer and winter. We don't know anything about that fall.
User avatar #103 to #102 - danyoung
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Only* Sorry
User avatar #121 to #81 - leafonthewind
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lies

go to fort worth RIGHT NOW
#1 - civilizedwasteland
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Whorcicles
#13 to #1 - phoenixdowner
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User avatar #57 to #1 - pipeworks
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Eski-hos.
#62 - notouchingrequired
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>be 10 year old me   
>Live in Texas most of life   
>Mom throw in jail for DUI, she only had 8 beers then hit the road   
>Live with aunt in Ohio...it's september   
>Bring bunch of shorts and shirts   
>18 degrees when we get there   
>Uncle buys us clothes   
>Bundled up, cousins running around in shirts and shorts, wtf is this madness   
>Uncle takes us to trinity to go ice fishing   
>Fall in, nerve endings shot to hell   
>Never cold again, a trait that I HAVE NO NEED OFF BECAUSE I LIVE IN TEXAS
>be 10 year old me
>Live in Texas most of life
>Mom throw in jail for DUI, she only had 8 beers then hit the road
>Live with aunt in Ohio...it's september
>Bring bunch of shorts and shirts
>18 degrees when we get there
>Uncle buys us clothes
>Bundled up, cousins running around in shirts and shorts, wtf is this madness
>Uncle takes us to trinity to go ice fishing
>Fall in, nerve endings shot to hell
>Never cold again, a trait that I HAVE NO NEED OFF BECAUSE I LIVE IN TEXAS
#99 to #62 - anon id: 736ee95b
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I'm sorry but am I the only who noticed that "she only had 8 beers then hit the road"
#131 to #99 - notouchingrequired
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My mother was a rather avid alchoholic, notice how no where in the story I said Father.
But that's what created the cynical asshole before you. Try taking care of 4 kids and losing 2, sorry choking back tears to explain myself, thanks a**hat
#63 to #62 - jazzytheferret
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Yea, it's rather normal the be fine until the -'s hit up in the north. I'll walk around wearing a hoodie and jeans until it's about 30's and then throw on a light jacket.
User avatar #82 to #63 - exclamation
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I have a hole in my hoodie, so I'm ******...
#108 to #82 - jazzytheferret
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Stop cutting holes to fap through then.
User avatar #109 to #108 - exclamation
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Hmm...
That's actually a really good idea... But what to cut a hole into...
#111 to #109 - jazzytheferret
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Space time fabric its self. That way you can fap anytime, anywhere, to anything you ever wanted.
User avatar #112 to #111 - exclamation
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I'd love to do that, considering I really wanna fap now, but the folks are home...
User avatar #7 - shockstorm
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and russians.... especially russians....
User avatar #41 to #7 - timmity
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it said polar bears, didint it?
#43 - skybornetide
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And those with MIGHTY NORSE BLOOD!


MFW When people say it's freezing out.
User avatar #44 to #43 - brucekillah
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I think everybody says that in the winter, no matter what

It was like 40 degrees the other day in Florida and everybody I came across HAD to say its ******* cold
User avatar #74 to #44 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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depends what you understand for 40 degrees
#49 to #43 - carlonord
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MFW Americans say 10 degrees is really chilly.
#52 to #49 - yuukoku
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It's always warmer in Texas.
User avatar #101 to #52 - ilovehitler
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Arizonafag here.
I can only wish to bask in the godly nature of the Holy Land of the Sun, Texas.
#70 to #43 - waacson
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*everyone who lives in cold locations, also snow today.
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User avatar #113 to #107 - amuzen
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I'm Canadian and I was about to say I don't get cold in the winter and I'm no whore.
User avatar #141 to #113 - darkangelmeanya
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You must be a penguin
User avatar #119 to #107 - darkangelmeanya
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Nor does Chuck Norris
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User avatar #135 to #132 - darkangelmeanya
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I'm sorry
I just had to
This is gonna get SO many thumbs down...
Force of habit
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User avatar #137 to #136 - darkangelmeanya
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Yeah, kind of.
Plus, Satan gave me a choice of selling my soul to him, or Chuck Norris.
Stupid me
Now I am doomed to tell lots of Chuck Norris jokes for the rest of my God forsaken life.
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User avatar #139 to #138 - darkangelmeanya
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>walks over to the corner
>cries
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User avatar #142 to #140 - darkangelmeanya
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By the way, Chuck told me to tell you not to call him Chucky.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - darkangelmeanya
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he says that he'll rip ur dick off with his asshole. Ya know, I don't like being his messanger girl...
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User avatar #146 to #145 - darkangelmeanya
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I'm honna log off now. I have to go hang myself for Chuck's entertainment so he can tevive me and probably beat me up. Nice talking to you though ;)
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#86 - lesolan
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I'm just gonna leave this in right here...
#115 to #86 - smokekusheveryday
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reminds me of this
reminds me of this