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Donald Trump
Yesterday at 21: 22 . 6
My grandparents didn' t come to America all the way
from Germany just to see it get taken over by
immigrants. Not on my watch.
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#1 - beastgr (09/05/2015) [-]
I like his tactic so far, "If I don't know what I'm doing, the enemy can't anticipate my actions.".
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#6 to #1 - lamajderrel (09/06/2015) [-]
Cept his ass finna start a race war. Imma fukn riot if dis ***** elected cuz he a racist ********** .

Imma beat a white boys ass for electin this guy.
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User avatar #70 to #6 - reeeeeeeeeee (09/06/2015) [-]
I know you think you're doing this to piss us off and I fully recognise that but you're just a twat, behind those words that you still think are funny, you're a massive twat and you should hate yourself
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#150 to #6 - realitycheck (09/06/2015) [-]
Amazing, I had no idea that 'criminal trespasser' was a race.
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#119 to #6 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
>Lamaj Derrel
Continue *********** , I want to see where this goes.
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#159 to #119 - thrifty ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
He gets points for not using ponies.

Trolls with hidden profiles make me sad though. There's a real artform in making a heinous troll-profile.
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User avatar #156 to #6 - tenaciouslee (09/06/2015) [-]
I had no idea you could type in *********** .
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User avatar #68 to #6 - cloakndagger ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Wait, you mean the entire united states isn't falling into a race war? It's distraction tactics, pure and simple. Keep us pissed at eachother and we can't be pissed at them.
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#10 to #1 - lamajderrel (09/06/2015) [-]
Can yall thumb me up tho?
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User avatar #42 to #10 - thesecretbear (09/06/2015) [-]
You sure are a small time ********** aren't you? I never even heard of you.
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#158 to #42 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Nah fam, I don't ******** , I just say my opinion. Yall jus don't like me. I jus made my acc too
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User avatar #82 to #1 - rejakted (09/06/2015) [-]
Pretty much the plot to a whole arc of Log Horizon.
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#50 to #1 - Kairyuka (09/06/2015) [-]
The American way
The American way
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#149 to #1 - sesshii (09/06/2015) [-]
He is basically the real life version of Naruto?
Ninja so random no one can counter that **** .
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User avatar #30 to #1 - greyshirt (09/06/2015) [-]
I'm just waiting for him to say something about keeping the Puerto Ricans out.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - isaiahh (09/05/2015) [-]
I think it's a fake account but you can never be to sure
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#3 to #2 - ashampoo (09/06/2015) [-]
thats how he did it
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User avatar #4 to #3 - isaiahh (09/06/2015) [-]
Whose that fag in the picture?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - ashampoo (09/06/2015) [-]
dunno, some shady fgt
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#66 to #1 - huszti (09/06/2015) [-]
that was basicly the strategy the US used in WW2
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User avatar #14 - warioteam (09/06/2015) [-]
donald trump confirmed to be irl **** poster, america bamboozled by his trolling skills
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User avatar #67 to #14 - vonspyder (09/06/2015) [-]
at least his God damned email is secure.
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User avatar #130 - chronicliar (09/06/2015) [-]
Did you guys know its IMPOSSIBLE To make fake accounts claiming to be other people to make them look bad?

seriously no one can do that. Everything on the internet is true. Especially on funny junk the #1 source of correct politics.

Trolls dont exist.
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#136 to #130 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Some people are too busy sucking dicks to fact-check.
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User avatar #65 - heartbleed ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
But they probably did it legally :^)
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User avatar #71 to #65 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
i do kinda wonder if trumps grandparents came over and had an anchor baby to keep them in usa then have donald
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#109 to #65 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Except they didn't, which you'd know if you knew what researching was. :^)
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#155 to #109 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
His grandfather became a citizen...
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User avatar #186 to #155 - donatelo ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
but came illegally. that is litterally the definition of illegal immigration...just because they became citizens later does not mean they didint immigrate illegally in the first place.
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#187 to #186 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I know what the definition of illegal immigrant is. Don't be a jack ass about something when it wasn't even stated.

"He's an immigrant."

"HURR DURRR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT MEANS THIS."

My point is that he wasn't being a leech.
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User avatar #197 to #187 - donatelo ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
you obviously implied it...especially given the context. you are just trying to save face.
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User avatar #198 to #197 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
Implied it or not, there's no reason to be a cunt about it. I've seen you argue before, and you're always like this.
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User avatar #199 to #198 - donatelo ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
im not being a cunt. re-read my comment. there is nothing that gives off the vibe of intentionally being a jackass. grow a thicker skin.
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User avatar #200 to #199 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
"..." is often used in a condescending tone. Remember how you were talking about implications?
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User avatar #202 to #200 - donatelo ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
according to whom? i haven't heard of it being used in a condescending tone. i used it to space my sentences, not add on to the ending of one.

grow a pair bro. now that i do mean condescendingly lel.
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User avatar #203 to #202 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
whatevs dip **** le mayo
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#205 to #203 - donatelo ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
; )
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#7 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
Im voting for him and you can call me and idiot or racist all you want and it wont change my mind.
Sanders is a spineless joke
Hillary is a criminal
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#80 to #7 - inquisition (09/06/2015) [-]
Trump/Carson 2016
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#17 to #7 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
go into your garage and close all the doors and start the engine
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
mhmm
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#19 to #18 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
no you dont understand i need you to slit your wrists
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User avatar #77 to #20 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
aint he just a salty little bastard
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#21 to #20 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
no like get a noose go to your moms house tie it to the ceiling fan and get inside it.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
look i know how hard life is being 14 year old can be but honestly
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#25 to #22 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
you dont understand u need to be curbstomped you ******* hick
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User avatar #34 to #25 - kimom (09/06/2015) [-]
3 edgy 5 me
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#142 to #139 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
he chose bait and you ******* ate it dumbass -,-
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User avatar #113 to #7 - Shiny ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Have you seen Sanders' statements on groups like ISIS? He was caught off guard once by some cunts that weren't even affiliated with any existing group.
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#26 to #7 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
your fat ass needs to kill yourself
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
exactly what are you trying to accomplish?
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#49 to #27 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Let me correct your comment.

"Exactly what are you trying to accomplish"
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#28 to #27 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
To get you to end your life what was so ******* hard about that. Well you are voting for trump so I shouldn't expect much
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#43 to #28 - adrenalinegiraffe (09/06/2015) [-]
Are you really gonna get this mad over someone's political opinion?
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User avatar #31 to #28 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
c'mon just make a comment one more time pal
should be funny
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#32 to #31 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
you need to take a time machine back to september 11 2001 and take a trip to the twin towers. Your mom told me to tell you that
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User avatar #29 to #28 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
I just need one more comment so let it out
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User avatar #179 to #7 - doctorprofessornv (09/06/2015) [-]
Have you considered Carson?
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#215 to #7 - spineless (09/08/2015) [-]
)-:
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#97 to #7 - magicsteel (09/06/2015) [-]
psst. Check out Rand Paul. You might like him
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User avatar #104 to #7 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
I hear that a lot, but apparently people know so little that thru font realize there are more than 3 candidates.
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User avatar #152 to #7 - thatonecommunist (09/06/2015) [-]
How in the world is sanders spineless?

hillary is a bitch whatever whatever.

but sanders is the opposite of spineless, he was standing up for gay rights in the 70's, he got arrested for opposing jim crowe, nothing about that man says "spineless" to me.
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#214 to #152 - spineless (09/08/2015) [-]
I will neither confirm nor deny that my true identity is Bernie Sanders.
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#48 to #7 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
How has Hillary done anything illegal? I mean, actually illegal, not just "ehh, I think that's shady"

How is Sanders spineless? The one time he didn't speak out against a big group of ******* that were harassing and surrounding him? Is that the only example?
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User avatar #52 to #48 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
hillarry is responsible for over 100 deaths of US soldiers and tried covering it up.
Sanders wouldnt stand up when black lives matter protesters interrupted him." oh he just didnt want to be rude"
Is that how hes gonna solve our problems by being nice?
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User avatar #101 to #52 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
To be fair, the Black Lives Matters people are not Bernie's adversaries, they're the sorts of people he's trying to appeal to. He even came out with a racial justice plan shortly after the incident happened.

But Bernie Sanders's platform is so different from Trump's that I'm surprised it's his personality you object to, of all things. Do you have views on policy or do you just want a strong leader?
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#117 to #101 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Yes, Bernie is a POS who would love to sell white people out if that could make black people hate him a little less.
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User avatar #120 to #117 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
Black people don't hate him, though, and he's not against white people, he's just a socialist who's generally for what you might call the "underdog" - workers, minorities, poor/ordinary people, etc.
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User avatar #147 to #120 - jusktiinah (09/06/2015) [-]
Please, don't call a democrat a socialist. He's a liberal.
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User avatar #190 to #147 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
He describes his own views as a "Democratic Socialist" and supports heavy social spending as well as socialized medicine. He's not a Socialist in the Marxist sense, but he does seem to be a Socialist in the Scandinavian welfare-state sense.
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User avatar #191 to #190 - jusktiinah (09/06/2015) [-]
But that's a social democrat. Socialist means in my book Trotzky, Stalin etc.
Coud be because I'm a commienut, dunno.
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User avatar #193 to #191 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
Okay, "social democrat" would also be accurate, but if you're using the more globally-accepted definitions then a "liberal" is someone who supports individual and economic liberty, e.g. what in the US we call a "libertarian". So he's not a liberal, then.
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User avatar #164 to #147 - christmouth (09/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't he call himself a socialist?
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User avatar #167 to #164 - jusktiinah (09/06/2015) [-]
I can call myself a god, does this make me a god?
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User avatar #170 to #167 - christmouth (09/06/2015) [-]
If you have certain traits of a god, then maybe.
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#78 to #52 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Sure beats what Trump will do to your foreign relations...
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#115 to #52 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
"i'm not gonna vote for this guy because he didn't alienate a chunk of his supporters"

Oh, and the people who interrupted him were from a conservative group who wanted to undermine BLM. :^)

Eat a dick and do some research, pussy lips.
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#57 to #48 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
There's a high likelihood that Hillary has done several illegal things. Is there enough proof to convict her with a jury with 3 to 6 of her supporters? Probably not. The actions we KNOW she's taken can realistically only be explained by her PLANNING to commit criminal acts.
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User avatar #98 to #7 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
And Trump is a dishonest, self-centered and totally unqualified asshole who'd ruin our relations with rest of the world and make America a laughingstock in the West. He's also an actual, unabashed sexist with no principles whatsoever.
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#102 to #98 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Trump's the last one I'd ever vote for, but I've still got to say that this whole election is ****** .
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User avatar #105 to #102 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
Meh, that was said about the last election too, and we ended up getting Romney, a bland but palatable moderate. I highly doubt that Trump can win the Republican nomination without establishment support, which he's not going to get. So we'll probably have Jeb Bush or some other experienced, well-funded establishment type.
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#51 to #7 - knarlyfish ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
It's okay to be wrong.
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#15 to #7 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
i hope u die of cancer before the election starts
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#16 to #7 - castledabyss (09/06/2015) [-]
you need to die like rn get hit by a truck
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#11 to #7 - Kingsly ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Is there no better republic candidate you'd support?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - mrjweezy (09/06/2015) [-]
to be honest though hes not really republican.
he wanted to be a third party but he thinks he would get more support going republican.
He said this himself
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#13 to #12 - Kingsly ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that is pretty true.
After looking over the front runners I just don't see a lot of good options. I might go straight up 3rd party even though there is 0 chance of a win.
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#212 to #7 - castledabyss (09/07/2015) [-]
just checking back have u killed yourself?
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User avatar #76 to #7 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
so war criminals versus a white collar criminal

either way youre ******

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#177 to #7 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Trump is a white collar criminal whose talking about "Making america great again" are worse than Bernie's. I can't criticize his planned policies because he simply doesn't reveal them. All he talks about is "Making america great without explaining how" and Illegal imigrants (fair enough, this issue needs to be tackled, props to him). He will lose, simply because the republicans are already supportive of Jeb Bush, and there's nothing Trump can do to change that. Bernie won't make it past Hillary, again, because she has the Liberal party's support. I understand you want to protest the system by going against arguably worse candidates in Hillary and Bernie, but Trump is not the way to go.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - jokerjack (09/06/2015) [-]
I won't vote for Bernie, just because all the absolute morons on my facebook page post about him. If they like him, he must suck

Hillary is a no go, I just wish there was a better Rep option than trump to come out on top
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User avatar #153 to #9 - thatonecommunist (09/06/2015) [-]
No... you should really give him a chance man, he's actually fantastic, straightup.

He doesn't accept money from large corporations. period.

He opposed segregation and got arrested for it.

He has been for gay rights since atleast the 70's.

He refuses to make a smear campaign on any other candidates.

He's just such a good dude.
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User avatar #100 to #9 - Ruspanic (09/06/2015) [-]
Virtually every Republican running would be better than Trump, because at least they have some principles and know how a president is supposed to behave. Fortunately Trump isn't likely to actually get the nomination.
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#33 to #7 - leifbunny (09/06/2015) [-]
So you'd rather someone with no political experience at all? Being rich and obnoxious and old is not political experience.
So you'd rather someone with no political experience at all? Being rich and obnoxious and old is not political experience.
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User avatar #35 to #33 - sircool (09/06/2015) [-]
>thinking the president doesn't have assistants to handle **** .
>what is the cabinet

seriously, president is the figure head and choose the direction, but besides that does barely **** other than be a face.
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User avatar #44 to #35 - thesecretbear (09/06/2015) [-]
I mean they also have the power to veto anything that get's passed. And control of the armed forces... and the power to issue executive orders...
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User avatar #36 to #35 - leifbunny (09/06/2015) [-]
That's great... but does he not choose them himself? With his own views and personal quirks about it all? They are still him by that way of thinking.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - sircool (09/06/2015) [-]
so you're going to think a group of people have exactly the kind of thinking....seriously, no disagreements what so ever.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - leifbunny (09/06/2015) [-]
I'm just asking a question. To some degree, they have to agree with him, and, as his subordinates, they have to, again, to some degree, answer to him, yes?
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#58 to #33 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
So what is "political experience" really? Basically you can do anything and claim success as a politician. There are no real standards for judging success. In business you actually have to make money. You actually have to provide goods and services people want. In politics you only need to get elected. So what "political experience" boils down to is going to meetings and voting. I'm pretty sure Trump has gone to enough important meetings, and has mastered casting a vote. It's not like Hillary was a governor or anything like that. She's been a senator, a cuckquean, and Secretary of State.
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User avatar #61 to #58 - leifbunny (09/06/2015) [-]
But earning money is not solving america's problems. Sure, we have a big debt. But throwing money at it isn't fixing what caused it. And our country isn't a business in that sense. The people and their views matter a hell of a lot more than he's shown to want to care.
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#122 to #61 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
From your comments it appears you've never studies business. If studying business were just about "earning money" or "throwing money" at problems a business degree would be one class. Part of studying business is learning how to increase efficiency. Part of it is learning how to lead an organization. Part of it is learning how to change organizational culture. His actual leadership experience is likely 100 times better than the next candidate.

As far as views. So far he has the best political positions out of everyone running. Best as in best for the health and growth of America. Some of the other candidates have positions that are best for making the media, SJWs, or foreign governments happy.
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#79 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
IT'S FAKE. THIS TWEET IS INVENTED. DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON TEH NETS BITCHES.
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User avatar #81 to #79 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
If I had a nickel every time I saw a conspiracy nut say that...
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#123 to #81 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
You're seriously dumb enough to believe this? I guess one is born every minute.
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User avatar #183 to #123 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
New thumb graphics.. Nice.

Anyway, no, my comment was unrelated to the original post. Just commenting on the conspiracy fag's comment. I actually saw the exact same thing on a video of the Republican debate, that's what triggered the comment.
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User avatar #83 to #81 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
Nice avatar. There goes the worth of your opinion.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
Oh hey! It's Steve Carrell from 10 years ago! Hey Steve, how are you doing these days? I respect your opinion so much more, because you are definitely the real Steve Carrell.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
Guess you don't like video games. Because that's what my avatar's from.
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#87 to #86 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
I love a lot of video games.
But not those ******* "quests" or whatever that Japan **** out. Nobody needs that **** .
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User avatar #89 to #87 - thatrussianautist (09/06/2015) [-]
If you're talking about Visual Novels, those are literally books lmao (sometimes with a voiceover).

JRPGs are cool tho.
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#90 to #89 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
You're wrong.
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#160 to #90 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Nobody ******* likes you

End yourself.
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User avatar #162 to #160 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
jidf pls go
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User avatar #184 to #162 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
> Hating anime.
> On FunnyJunk.

I mean, you don't have to love it, but a solid 20% of the **** we post here is anime. Go back to /pol/
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#189 to #184 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
Nobody who likes anime isn't a degenerate.
Go back to /v/
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User avatar #204 to #189 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
Nobody from Arkansas isn't related to the KKK in at least the 2nd degree.
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#208 to #204 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
Good job grasping at straws.
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#209 to #208 - marno (09/06/2015) [-]
Were we contesting? I didn't realize. I guess you win then. At whatever this was. Congratulations!
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User avatar #210 to #209 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
Do I get a gold star?
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User avatar #45 - frenulum ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
OR. OR. He's talking illegal immigrants that don't pay taxes and demand we do **** to cater to their needs?
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#46 to #45 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
OR. OR. Those people don't exist, and illegal immigrants actually pay billions in taxes per year. None of them are insisting you give them anything though, and I beg you to prove me wrong.
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#62 to #46 - justtocomment (09/06/2015) [-]
So immigrants can illegaly enter the country. Illegaly avoid deportation. And illegaly find work, but "no way they don't collect benefits! They can't that'd be illegal!"
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#56 to #46 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Umm... I work in a hospital every day. Pretty much every day I see an illegal immigrant there getting healthcare they'll never pay a dime for. We had one guy stay for over 6 weeks. One of the nurses said he was costing us $1000 per day.
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User avatar #106 to #45 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
They actually do pay taxes and such information can be found on the irs website. Not all pay rates but the good majority does. The information is on the Internet yet people would rather keep believing halfvtruths.
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#114 to #106 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Speaking of half-truths. The taxes they pay don't even cover half of their expenses.
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User avatar #137 to #114 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
And where are you getting those numbers?
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User avatar #103 to #45 - Shiny ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
According to the IRS, illegals actually pay quite a bit into the tax system: sales tax, property tax, etc. It's also possible that companies that employ them take taxes out of their pay as a cover so they don't have to waste time paying them in cash.

When you factor in the ridiculous tax breaks that the really rich get, they probably pay more taxes than Trump does.
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#111 to #103 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Any taxes they pay doesn't nearly cover the extra costs to our systems.

"In 2010, the average unlawful immigrant household received around $24,721 in government benefits and services while paying some $10,334 in taxes. This generated an average annual fiscal deficit (benefits received minus taxes paid) of around $14,387 per household. This cost had to be borne by U.S. taxpayers. Amnesty would provide unlawful households with access to over 80 means-tested welfare programs, Obamacare, Social Security, and Medicare. The fiscal deficit for each household would soar."

This doesn't even account for unpaid hospital bills from illegal immigrants.
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#121 to #111 - Shiny ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
"the average unlawful immigrant household received around $24,721 in government benefits"

That is about ten thousand more than any reputable source has reported, including conservative ones like Heritage. Even by the most damning estimate, they're still a drizzle of money down the drain compared to issues that would be profoundly easier to solve, both ethically and logistically.

This is on top of the fact that getting public benefits requires solid proof of citizenship, while paying into the tax system does not--Walmart does not care where you came from while you shop for groceries.

www.itep.org/immigration/

Obabo's plans would put about twice as much money back into the system as it would take out by giving illegals access to benefits.
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User avatar #169 to #121 - cmilanes (09/06/2015) [-]
Rektasaurus Rex
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User avatar #138 to #111 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
>goes through the trouble of putting quotation marks
>doesn't provide link to reputable study
>kek
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#112 to #45 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Who gives a **** ?

Multimillionaires like Trump cost the American economy a hell of a lot more with tax avoidance than a few illegals working minimum wage or less do.
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#93 - endospore ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
"You were immigrants at one point, so you can't complain about immigrants now!" is like saying

"You asked me for a glass of water because you were thirsty yesterday, so that makes you a hypocrite if you ask for my help while drowning today!"

Also there's the whole point that being a hypocrite doesn't make your point wrong, like if a heroin addict tells other people not to do heroin. But whatever.
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User avatar #108 to #93 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
Really need to work on comparions.
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User avatar #124 to #93 - Shiny ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
A drug addict telling people not to do drugs isn't hypocritical, it's speaking from experience.
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#154 to #124 - Elk (09/06/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** It's speaking from experience, but it is hypocritical.
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#60 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Our country used to have an immigration policy that was designed to keep US demographics the same. However sneaky democrats realized the best way to ruin the country and gain voters would be to import 3rd world immigrants who already agree with their stupid ideas. If our demographics was the same as before they changed immigration policy they'd lose every election. They haven't been convincing anyone of anything, in fact, they've been losing voters based on their horrible ideas for decades. However they've been importing more new voters than they've been losing. It's their way of subverting the will of the people.
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User avatar #72 to #60 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
true story

if you stay in the country long enough you start to learn just how full of **** the politicians are so they have to migrate more clueless idiots in who dont know what theyre like and thus vote for them
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#116 to #72 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
There are doctors who are 1st generation LEGAL immigrants who complain about what a problem this is for healthcare.
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User avatar #127 to #60 - Shiny ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Over 90% of Congress is regularly reelected. Yes, the entire national legislature.

Maybe you should be getting a little more politically active yourself instead of bitching online about how life isn't fair.
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#172 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
What the **** is this ****
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User avatar #168 - evictedone ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO THE PINKIES?!

I'm too scared to upvote....
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#148 - realitycheck (09/06/2015) [-]
If you can't tell the difference between an immigrant and an ILLEGAL ALIEN, you shouldn't be allowed out on your own much less allowed to vote.
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#176 to #148 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
but the "illegal" is so dam subjective, its used only suit certain someones agendas
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User avatar #107 - rebornpotato (09/06/2015) [-]
Donald has me torn, on one hand i think he's a complete idiot that **** posts, but on the other hand he's got balls and doesn't afraid of nothing. but i think he's the lesser of the other evils for presidency.
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#125 to #107 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
thats a fake account for him
you are the most retarded
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User avatar #128 to #125 - rebornpotato (09/06/2015) [-]
Have you seen his legitimate twitter? It's not much different.
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#131 to #128 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
This is obviously fake.
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User avatar #140 to #131 - rebornpotato (09/06/2015) [-]
I know that. I'm saying he says some pretty stupid things also on his normal twitter too.
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User avatar #39 - tenaciouslee (09/06/2015) [-]
"My immigrant family didn't come to America for this country to be overrun by immigrants."

If Donald Trump gets in office, the United States is ******* doomed and I'd probably book it to Aussie-land or Canada.
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User avatar #74 to #39 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
if trump gets into power he'll hand it over to the corporations and there will be MORE immigrants and outsourcing because illegals and outsourcing is more cost effective

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#40 to #39 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
My Italian family didn't come all the way to America in order to see someone accepting a tweet as being real when OP didn't even provide sauce to accompany it.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - tenaciouslee (09/06/2015) [-]
My Irish family didn't come all the way to America to here some anon complain.

Even if the tweet's fake, Donald Trump will seriously **** up America if elected. Let me break it down.

America was founded by immigrants, built by immigrants, made strong by immigrants, and he's going to give a huge, orange finger to, basically, America's up-bringing, and more than likely make us just as isolationist and xenophobic as Japan.
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#64 to #41 - justtocomment (09/06/2015) [-]
**** you my Irish family didn't immigrate to this country to watch those ******* abuse it.
My horse-thieving great great great grandpa and his brother paid their fees, filled out the paperwork, and came to this country on a ****** boat with dying old women and smuggled animald to work and make a living for their families.
In the midst of what could arguably be called the most devastating famine in history, my ancestors found the patience and will to legally leave their hell hole for a new life. These roaches from the south? The found the hole in the fence to quickly enter the country to pop out the kid that would anchor them to this country.
Our people went through hell and still managed to become proud citizens of the country that would eventually hold more of our people than our own homeland. Don't trivialize that by comparing it to these people.
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User avatar #54 to #41 - hwaraam (09/06/2015) [-]
All of that by WHITE immigrants.

Now the **** .color tier immigrants want to come as well to take a slice of the tasty pie the superior white people cooked
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#129 to #54 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Democrats purposefully changed immigration laws. They used to be designed to maintain the same mix of people we already had. They were designed to maintain our unique cultural identity. But democrats had stupid ideas, and the only people who would buy their ideas were uneducated 3rd world immigrants.
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User avatar #75 to #41 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
funny thing is....one could argue just how much illegal labor trumps businesses use, or all his corporate business allies
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#135 to #75 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Trump doesn't hire illegal immigrants. You idiots would accuse someone of using illegal immigrant labor if they mailed a package and a single illegal worked for FedEx.
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User avatar #175 to #135 - burytia (09/06/2015) [-]
even if trump doesnt...what about all his business partners?
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#47 to #40 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Except TRUMP IS A FOREIGNER
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User avatar #110 to #40 - ronyx (09/06/2015) [-]
It's still not far from his train of thought
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User avatar #180 - allenbahrain (09/06/2015) [-]
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ******** !
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User avatar #166 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO THE THUMBS, ADMIN?!!!?!?!
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User avatar #146 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/06/2015) [-]
Just in case anyones assuming it's real, it's probably not, I've been looking for a bit and its looking like it's probably not real.
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#63 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Immigration, World Poverty and Gumballs - Updated 2010
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User avatar #53 - hwaraam (09/06/2015) [-]
You are hating him for trying to keep the races of inmigrants that are ruinning your country out?

Gee McGee that's some great logic there, 'murricans.

But seriously, unless you are the typicall teen girl whose parents pay for everything so she doesnt have to worry about the future, and she loves to take some latino or ****** dick, I can't understand how you are ******** tier races.

They have destroyed your country and your economy. When the jobs where handing out, they proved to be the less qualified, and now all the ******* who lack education are like that because thye didnt deserve it in the first place.
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#99 to #53 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
you know some black people have more claim to america than some whites. If their family only immigrated here after slavery then the black family has been here much longer.

And trump hates illegals but he has no problem shipping american jobs overseas, putting his money in offshore bank accounts and hiring illegals to clean his house and do his yard work.
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#126 to #99 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Your faggotry is impressive. Every time someone says "shipping American jobs overseas" I know they're an idiot. Business naturally expand to other countries if they're successful. Almost every time someone bitches about "shipping American jobs overseas" that's what they're really talking about.

There's nothing wrong with using offshore bank accounts. Anyone who wants to do business internationally is going to do so. Only a complete idiot would have a problem with that.

Trump didn't hire illegals to clean his house and do his yard work. You're full of **** .
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#118 - perturabo (09/06/2015) [-]
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