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One of these things is not like the othe

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

[Spoken:]
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

[Spoken:] Oh, those Russians...

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User avatar #6 - skullball ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That description Bestamvsofalltime ▪ Once Upon a Time in Russia AMV [Edited by Vlad G Pohnert]
#11 to #6 - confusedasian (08/01/2014) [-]
>AMV   
   
No thank you.
>AMV

No thank you.
#7 - katarinaismywaifu (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Kind of erotic. But then again I find feet erotic too so.
#15 - thesecretbear (08/01/2014) [-]
Truly a good band with interesting music
User avatar #2 - fataliteehee (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
One? ***** , I'm counting three.
User avatar #9 to #2 - Tafixados ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? Only one person is wearing sunglasses.
User avatar #23 - kirkbot (08/01/2014) [-]
clearly it's the one in pink
#19 - namix (08/01/2014) [-]
Boney M - Rasputin Description
User avatar #18 - chompysaurus (08/01/2014) [-]
Key & Peele: Karim and Jahar that dating site reminds me of this video.
#24 - tkfishandchips (08/01/2014) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled image** First column, second row is clearly a man.
User avatar #20 - exclamation (08/01/2014) [-]
**exclamation rolls 34**
dubzero.jpg
User avatar #16 - demandsgayversion (08/01/2014) [-]
I imagine that having sex with someone in a burka must really test your might
User avatar #13 - closothehomosexual (08/01/2014) [-]
I didn't know there was a dating site for ninjas
#12 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
disgusting creatures
#8 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
Cmon dubzero
User avatar #4 - jmmora (08/01/2014) [-]
the girl in pink !
#1 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
what kind of ninja wears sunglasses?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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