One of my favorite rants. . You know, Bob, I' been thinking about. all the times thatyou' manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
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One of my favorite rants

You know, Bob, I' been thinking about. all the times thatyou'
manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
that children' fable about the THEE’ between the tortoise and the pain-
chief of medicine that everybody hates. You Sie, Bob, the
chief that everybady hates kept running,
out in front of the tortoise and taunting him: but tight at the end --
garsh, Pin ' e. you rememb er what happ ened, Bob -- the bit
the / s calf muscle, drog, ged him to the
ground, where he and all the nether tuhtles alive, right.
there on the . It' s , childrens' s book, Bob, I
know, but it' s one that stuck with me, nonetheless."
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Submitted: 08/02/2014
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#3 - applescryatnight (08/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
but in the end they are still best buddies.
im pretty sure its a turtle but its a joke. chill out.
#6 - fourchinsbrah (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - Womens Study Major (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
As usual, OP loves cox.
#2 to #1 - ronrod (08/03/2014) [-]
Well played anon...well played indeed
#11 - ihaveabigpenis (08/03/2014) [-]
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#13 - curveball (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.    
   
Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.

Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
User avatar #12 - megamolester (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I hate people who never realised how much Bobo is doing in order to keep the hospital running. Bobo needs to be the bad guy so the staff doesn't freak out and goes at each others throat and Bobo has to make difficult decisions.
#18 - karrikoto (08/03/2014) [-]
i think kelso can handle it
#16 - junkk (08/03/2014) [-]
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#8 - drcockerz (08/03/2014) [-]
I have never been more relevant since my whole entire life
#4 - cookiedude (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Just watched it today. Great show
#7 - Womens Study Major (08/03/2014) [-]
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