Oldie but goldie. .. >study hard >get good grades >graduate >become a poorly paid code monkey while the jock goes into the NFL.
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User avatar #5 - include ONLINE (01/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why is the baby wearing a prison uniform?
User avatar #6 to #5 - stifflimb (01/29/2014) [-]
Cause he's black?
#14 - nevolmon (01/29/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>study hard   
>get good grades   
>graduate   
>become a poorly paid code monkey while the jock goes into the NFL.
>study hard
>get good grades
>graduate
>become a poorly paid code monkey while the jock goes into the NFL.
#39 - nibbero (01/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
A Black CEO?
A Black CEO?
#43 to #39 - pxthreezerothree (01/30/2014) [-]
Daymond John ain't having none of your **** .
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#53 - Pink Floyd (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #16 - fishinyourface (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
why does he whine over that girl when she clearly has a **** ass personality, and would have NOTHING in common with him?
#63 - agbravens (01/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
has CEO on name tag
walks around the street tightly grasping money
why is he so angry?
User avatar #90 - phoenix grinder (01/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
immediate gratification dissolves the character and integrity of mankind
#96 to #95 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/30/2014) [-]
10/10
10/10
#35 - jonathankitty (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
****					. I'd tell her to beat it to if I were wondering down the street with a fistful of dollars, a new car, and a suit while she was wearing the exact same outfit from highschool.   
   
When did she last bathe?
**** . I'd tell her to beat it to if I were wondering down the street with a fistful of dollars, a new car, and a suit while she was wearing the exact same outfit from highschool.

When did she last bathe?
#1 - weewing (01/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I hope the community of FJ realises that this happens both ways.
#78 - killthegays (01/30/2014) [+] (15 replies)
******* ******* ... They all need to be killed, just like the gays. Only white, christian, straight men and women should be allowed to live. **** all the different people. I'm not trolling either, this is actually how I think. I'm being seriously honest, this is not a troll. I hate ******* , queers, spics, chinks, and basically anything that isn't a white, christian, straight male/female . **** all y'all.

Jews kinda ride the line, they're like the ****** version of whites, but Judaism and Christianity aren't "that" different.
#80 to #78 - mrselfdestruct (01/30/2014) [-]
Trolls never die. One gets banned, two more sprout out.
Trolls never die. One gets banned, two more sprout out.
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#27 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #33 to #27 - slapchoppin (01/30/2014) [-]
you're thinking of the popular kid in school that was a dick

thugs are a different thing altogether
#112 - kaboomz (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
all these "nice guys finish last" comments...

the black guy on the right knew what he wanted to do with his life and followed his dream of being a successful bussiness man
the black guy on the left just wanted to be a ****** for the rest of his life

in this case which never happened the nice guy did well but that doesnt mean the ****** on the right didnt rob him and fled with his lambo

put your fedoras back in the closet you retards
#102 - payseht (01/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is what I was wearing when I got robbed. Tell me I asked for it. I dare you!
#42 - guicosta (01/30/2014) [-]
The problem is in the beginning, you should fall for trash... only when it's a banana peel
#4 - bais (01/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what the **** is this?
#9 to #4 - affects (01/29/2014) [-]
A pencil behind his ear.
#108 - commandershit (01/30/2014) [+] (12 replies)
"Nice guys finish last" because you ******* ain't got no self-confidence , that's what attracts chicks , too much self confidence.

Being a whiny puss = No bitches
Being so confident it's almost retarded = Chick magnet

Go and try it
#110 to #108 - mytwocents (01/30/2014) [-]
this sounds like the talk of an "honest" used-cars salesman, but it is true. this is the way **** is sold. without marketing Apple would never have been that successful.
the sad thing about it is that it reveals womens superficiality.
User avatar #99 - deliciousjoecocker (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
She named her child Lesquisha Shiqufafa Brown
User avatar #57 - yojo (01/30/2014) [-]
If I was rich I would also carry around a bunch of money in my left hand.
User avatar #38 - Shiny ONLINE (01/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What actually happens: the nerd becomes a scraggly, overweight, trilby-sporting virgin that constantly whines about the friendzone while the jock becomes a powerful business executive because of his networking acumen, regardless of his utter lack of actual skills.
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