I took my dad to the mall the nth er day to buy some new shoes
we is Eli}. We decided to grab a like at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting neat to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her:
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything Cu' s" wrl in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so TTA. I would not
choke on Tr. response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
Got stoned onee and fucked a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."