Oldie but Goodie. Not an OC. I took my dad to the mall the nth er day to buy some new shoes we is Eli}. We decided to grab a like at the food court. I noticed h
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Oldie but Goodie

Not an OC

I took my dad to the mall the nth er day to buy some new shoes
we is Eli}. We decided to grab a like at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting neat to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her:
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything Cu' s" wrl in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so TTA. I would not
choke on Tr. response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
Got stoned onee and ****** a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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Submitted: 11/24/2013
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#63 - novabird (11/25/2013) [-]
......0.o
......0.o
#62 - swedishassassin (11/25/2013) [-]
Make an outlandish hairstyle and wear the most attention-seeking clothes.

Then complain when people are looking at you.
User avatar #56 - leonhardt (11/25/2013) [-]
I feel like these always finish right before someone gets punched in the face.
#51 - gizmotechie (11/25/2013) [-]
she looks familiar
#50 - bonlino (11/25/2013) [-]
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#49 - theaphasic (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that the teenager wasn't a dick, but I'd be sort of annoyed too if someone just sat at the mall gawking at my face as if they were at the zoo.
#58 to #49 - teranin ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
If you intentionally make yourself look flashy and garish like that, you have no business getting offended at staring. It's like women wearing a semi-transparent halter top and giving people **** for checking out their boobs. If you don't want people looking at it, don't put it in a display case for the general public.
User avatar #61 to #58 - theaphasic (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, there is a difference between people looking and "The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time" but I do see your point.

Of course, the better question is- Why am I spending my time defending a person that probably doesn't exist in regards to a situation that probably didn't happen.
... i need better things to do.
#57 to #49 - greenthegunstar (11/25/2013) [-]
In his defense, if I were him, I wouldn't be staring at it because it looks silly. I'd think it looked amazing. And yet, the teenager is clearly responding in a more or less aggressive manner without possibly thinking, "Oh, hey, maybe he might actually like my hairstyle."

I just like rainbows... I'm not sorry.
#54 to #49 - jackmaccone (11/25/2013) [-]
yeah i know that feeling, my sister and me walked side my side and a old woman looked at us like we where a rare species
User avatar #53 to #49 - egosumproxi ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
If you give yourself hair like that you want to be looked at...
User avatar #43 - jbgotswag (11/25/2013) [-]
don't promote ********** , that **** is disgusting
User avatar #41 - milomcrobbie (11/25/2013) [-]
"I knew he would have a good one!" Sides away.
#36 - preview (11/25/2013) [-]
Ahhh, the mother of reposts. Here we meet again
User avatar #55 to #36 - audisek (11/25/2013) [-]
I have seen this for the first time now, so I’m okay with that.
#32 - kaboomz ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
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how stoned do you have to be to find/buy a parrot and **** it?
User avatar #45 to #32 - dudenectar (11/25/2013) [-]
If you can get drunk and fly to Paris anything is possible
User avatar #38 to #32 - niteghost (11/25/2013) [-]
at least 3 **********
User avatar #39 to #38 - guiguito (11/25/2013) [-]
He'd must have injected at least four whole ********** .
#23 - artyomthebadass (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - brotherhood (11/25/2013) [-]
haha I got a girl that wears her hair like that
User avatar #42 to #15 - niggernazi (11/25/2013) [-]
uhh, can you post pictures of her??
preferably bikini pics so i can verify that you are telling the truth
#65 to #42 - brotherhood (11/25/2013) [-]
getting her into a bikini is like petting a cougar but . . .
#22 to #15 - trollia **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
haha. why don't you answer #5's question then.
User avatar #5 - mangopeople (11/25/2013) [-]
How do you **** a parrot?
User avatar #46 to #5 - drldrl (11/25/2013) [-]
They said peacock when I first saw this, they'd be easier.
User avatar #44 to #5 - explore (11/25/2013) [-]
Carefully.
User avatar #40 to #5 - mrfumbles (11/25/2013) [-]
love will find a way
#27 to #5 - thatguywithpants (11/25/2013) [-]
Pic semi-related
User avatar #21 to #5 - feelythefeel (11/25/2013) [-]
Aggressively, like a pizza.
#20 to #5 - trollia **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
in soviet Russia, parrot 						****					 yoU!   
   
NoT the other way around...get it?
in soviet Russia, parrot **** yoU!

NoT the other way around...get it?
User avatar #24 to #20 - danmanjonesnz ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
that was in new zealand but same thing it's kinda backwater here too
#25 to #24 - trollia **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
you think im some kind of geologist or something?

ITS A JOKE!

im gonna disC golf all over yoUr laNd in the near fuTure
User avatar #8 to #5 - pebar (11/25/2013) [-]
gently
#7 to #5 - supbroskiman ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Just like you would any other animal, duh.
#6 to #5 - hueman (11/25/2013) [-]
in the ass
#33 to #6 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
and it's ***** . AT THE SAME TIME.
#12 to #6 - akhar (11/25/2013) [-]
Parrots don't have a specific anus. It's all kinda conglomerated into one hole.
#69 to #12 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
who said he was talking about the parrot's ass
#16 to #12 - imagnetsux (11/25/2013) [-]
mfw pic
mfw pic
User avatar #11 to #6 - imagnetsux (11/25/2013) [-]
birds have a cloaca, they excrete both eggs and waste through it
User avatar #13 to #11 - brotherhood (11/25/2013) [-]
so its technically like anal and " ******* " at the same time?
User avatar #17 to #13 - akhar (11/25/2013) [-]
AND urethral.
#18 to #17 - brotherhood (11/25/2013) [-]
you took it too far man
User avatar #19 to #18 - akhar (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #14 to #13 - imagnetsux (11/25/2013) [-]
yes
#2 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
Insulting someone after rudely staring at them. harhar so funny. So what if she had her hair dyed and spiked? It's her ******* hair.
#35 to #2 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
Shh here on FJ you can't an individual. You have to be "normal" just like everyone else.
User avatar #52 to #35 - thesticklebricks (11/25/2013) [-]
i'd prefer to be unique...like everyone else.
#1 - slashco (11/24/2013) [-]
Nobody took his dad to any mall, this is an old joke that's been around forever, and it originally was about a sailor. So there.
#30 to #1 - malhaloc (11/25/2013) [-]
Its funny. So there.
Its funny. So there.
#26 to #1 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooooper, party poooooooper
User avatar #34 to #26 - johnnyferno ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Lord Guru?
#4 to #1 - deliriix (11/25/2013) [-]
You must be great at parties.
You must be great at parties.
#68 to #4 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
just keep your parrot away from him.
#59 to #4 - dogeate (11/25/2013) [-]
here's a picture of slashco
User avatar #47 to #4 - everheat (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, he actually knows a joke, so....
#28 to #4 - slashco (11/25/2013) [-]
You guys are missing the point. It's not whether it actually happened or not, it's the fact that someone took this old joke and tried to dress it up as "hey, check out this funny thing that my dad totally said, isn't he such a character?"

Also, dammit Bobbeh! That boy ain't right.
User avatar #48 to #28 - vivalavidya ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I think you're taking this far too seriously.
It's just a joke, I don't give a **** if it's got sailors, punks or dads.
#64 to #48 - slashco (11/25/2013) [-]
It was just an offhand comment. It was all the people who started replying to me and turning it into an issue that are taking it too seriously.
User avatar #3 to #1 - schwerdaddy (11/25/2013) [-]
Yeah sometimes I really hate webcomics because those events don't take place in real life either. Jokes aren't funny if they aren't nonfiction. That's why my favorite joke book is the Encyclopedia.
User avatar #9 to #3 - dyllygaf (11/25/2013) [-]
If you think about it the complete english dictionary contains every story ever written or that will be written
User avatar #10 to #9 - schwerdaddy (11/25/2013) [-]
Yeah until they add new words like "twerk" and **** like that.
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