Oldie but Goodie. Not an OC. I took my dad to the mall the nth er day to buy some new shoes we is Eli}. We decided to grab a like at the food court. I noticed h
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Oldie but Goodie

I took my dad to the mall the nth er day to buy some new shoes
we is Eli}. We decided to grab a like at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting neat to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her:
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything Cu' s" wrl in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so TTA. I would not
choke on Tr. response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
Got stoned onee and ****** a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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User avatar #5 - mangopeople (11/25/2013) [+] (22 replies)
How do you **** a parrot?
#6 to #5 - hueman (11/25/2013) [-]
in the ass
#1 - slashco (11/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Nobody took his dad to any mall, this is an old joke that's been around forever, and it originally was about a sailor. So there.
#4 to #1 - deliriix (11/25/2013) [-]
You must be great at parties.
You must be great at parties.
User avatar #15 - brotherhood (11/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
haha I got a girl that wears her hair like that
#22 to #15 - trollia **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
haha. why don't you answer #5's question then.
#36 - preview (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ahhh, the mother of reposts. Here we meet again
#23 - artyomthebadass (11/25/2013) [-]
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#32 - kaboomz (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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how stoned do you have to be to find/buy a parrot and **** it?
#50 - bonlino (11/25/2013) [-]
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#49 - theaphasic (11/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm not saying that the teenager wasn't a dick, but I'd be sort of annoyed too if someone just sat at the mall gawking at my face as if they were at the zoo.
#63 - novabird (11/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - leonhardt (11/25/2013) [-]
I feel like these always finish right before someone gets punched in the face.
#51 - gizmotechie (11/25/2013) [-]
she looks familiar
User avatar #41 - milomcrobbie (11/25/2013) [-]
"I knew he would have a good one!" Sides away.
#2 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Insulting someone after rudely staring at them. harhar so funny. So what if she had her hair dyed and spiked? It's her ******* hair.
#62 - swedishassassin (11/25/2013) [-]
Make an outlandish hairstyle and wear the most attention-seeking clothes.

Then complain when people are looking at you.
User avatar #43 - jbgotswag (11/25/2013) [-]
don't promote bestiality, that **** is disgusting
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