Old jokes
I have found my father's old notebook with a collection of humorous material from around 1970. It's all in czech and something is not all that funny, but I think I can dust off some of its contents, translate it and put it up here. There are even some pictures, but more on that later. Anyway, tell me if you're interested.
"I know it's none of my business, but why are you going in the shower with an umbrella?"
"I forgot my towell at home."
"I only ever get the best ideas when I'm shaving" Says a guy to his friend. "No wonder," his friend replies, "Everybody does with a blade on their throat."
A married couple are preparing for a masquerade ball, but the wife has no mask. Her husband is comforting her: "You need none. Just put on a nice expression and noone will recognize you."
A boy and a girl are sitting on a park bench. She is in tears. "Look at that boy over there, he has kissed his girlfriend ten times already. Why don't you try that as well?" "But honey, I don't even know her!"
"It must be horrible for an opera singer to find their voice is leaving them!"
"It's even worse when they don't find out."
"Today we're having history and math. What about you?"
"We're having pork with dumplings."
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