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User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (12/25/2015) [-]
***** what bartender walks up to your table to take your drink order
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User avatar #111 to #1 - adolfsatan (12/26/2015) [-]
We do that in Spain.
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#109 to #1 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I've worked at a restaurant that had a bar, and I was responsible for the bar AND the bar tables. I did exactly that.
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#107 to #1 - minibeep (12/26/2015) [-]
in my town we have only 3 pubs and they are really popular so that never happens. i get where youre coming from. but im sure there are places that do that
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#86 to #1 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't know in what God forsaken hole you live but where I am from, if you sit down, a bartender will come and ask you what you want to drink.
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User avatar #99 to #86 - fiveblackmen (12/26/2015) [-]
Where I live a server will come to your table to take your drink order and give it to a bartender who usually stays behind the bar. Bartenders will make drinks that the servers require and will take orders from people that are seated at the bar or come up to the bar. Even in small bars around here, people generally go to the bar tender to place a drink order but most places have servers and this usually isn't necessary. Maybe there is a legal reason some areas do it and other don't. I know different states can have vastly different laws when it comes to alcohol and maybe some states or towns have laws that require an open bar be attended at all times.
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User avatar #72 to #1 - ZenMacros (12/26/2015) [-]
Not sure why you're getting thumbed down, it's a legit question. Not all bars have their bartenders do that. I work at the bar in a Club Med and there's way too many people coming in and out for us to just walk up to everyone who doesn't come up to the counter to get a drink.

This, however, is my only experience in a bar. I have yet to see how things work in a normal bar.
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User avatar #79 to #72 - abesimpson (12/26/2015) [-]
He's getting thumbed down because he's implying that no bartender walks up to the client. Just because that some bartenders work a different type of business doesn't mean it's weird for bartenders to work as waiters too, especially in small business.
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User avatar #77 to #72 - concetrationcamp (12/26/2015) [-]
he get thumbed down because thumbwaggons
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User avatar #90 to #1 - stupro (12/26/2015) [-]
Bartenders don't usually come to your table to take an order, but waiters do.

Bartenders tend to be at the bar.
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#95 to #90 - hotschurl (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
hence the name
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#102 to #95 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Ever work in a restaurant? Bartenders normally take tables when the restaurants slow, it keeps them happy when theres not enough people sitting at a bar, ya know cause they work off tips too.
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User avatar #117 to #95 - stupro (12/26/2015) [-]
I should've go with "Bartenders tend to tend about the bar by bartending".
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User avatar #94 to #1 - fawkwayne (12/26/2015) [-]
Minnesota + Wisconsin for sure. Hell I had the bartender come up to me last night probably as you were typing this retarded comment.
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User avatar #58 to #1 - dfgthree (12/26/2015) [-]
The bartenders where I live always do.
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User avatar #60 to #1 - misfitprince (12/26/2015) [-]
bartenders at Boston Pizza do that.
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User avatar #56 to #1 - chickenmcgurk (12/26/2015) [-]
I may only be a bartender at a Pizza Hut, but I do that.
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User avatar #80 to #1 - alucardhell (12/26/2015) [-]
As a bartender at a middle to upper class restaurant, I have a section, the bar and the high top tables located nearby, which are solely my jurisdiction where i have to walk up to them to get their orders. The servers just have the standard dinning area. Everything considered "bar seating" is up to the lone bartender.
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#88 to #1 - fluffypain (12/26/2015) [-]
seems like you got a few responses
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#2 to #1 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
A bartender that might care for the customer / it's a ******* calm night he might as well walk up and ask.

If I were the bartender and it's a calm night and I get this kind of bitch I would have said **** off and search another bar.

****** faggot.
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#3 to #2 - nemodiego (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah it's not unheard of but generally you don't unless you're working with at least one other bartender.

There weren't many hard and fast rules when I tended but a big one was 'never leave the bar unmanned.'
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User avatar #30 to #2 - envinite ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Wow, chill bro
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User avatar #32 to #1 - xdiabolicx (12/26/2015) [-]
Good bartenders..?
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User avatar #15 to #1 - mcroflskates (12/26/2015) [-]
my roomate's family owns and operates a bar and yeah the tip thing plus they're a pool hall so the counter is up front, they will walk around and take orders on heavier nights
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User avatar #4 to #1 - whatdoyawant [OP](12/26/2015) [-]
i bartend..as numodiego said..if someones workin the bar with you..you can go to tables and see if anyone needs a drink..sometimes just walkin 10ft adds a few bucks to yer tip.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - fourtwentt (12/26/2015) [-]
Well thanks for clearing that up.
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#11 to #5 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I think he was also the owner in the movie, and sometimes owners help with service too. He could own it and be the main bartender, that's not completely unheard of
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User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (12/26/2015) [-]
My method when i pick up girls i mean it's what i'd do if i ever left the house is to ask them if their personality is as good as their looks. Not only does it imply that you are hoping she's more than a pretty face, it makes her want to prove herself to you, giving you the advantage.
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#113 to #9 - bonewhip (12/26/2015) [-]
I know your plan now. I will send out ravens to my fellow chicks and warn them of this method.
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User avatar #115 to #9 - enlightednatzie (12/26/2015) [-]
i'd just tip my fedora and call them m'lady
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#13 to #9 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I hate to tell you this, but that won't work.

Go on /r/seduction on Reddit and you can get some better information including books and websites
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#73 to #13 - notnotnot (12/26/2015) [-]
***** you serious?
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User avatar #81 to #73 - papatrump (12/26/2015) [-]
lmfao

thumb 4 u
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#103 to #13 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Lmao this ***** .

/r/theredpill. seduction is full of betas and women who don't know what they want.
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#10 to #9 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
I have a question. What is your success rate?
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#14 to #10 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
"It's what i'd do if I ever left the house"
Using that I think it is a 100% success rate considering the fact that he has most likely never gotten to used it, therefor it has never failed.
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#24 to #16 - mmmmmfffffttttt (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to give a funny comment, but if it gets top comment And I say this because it looks like people also found it funny, plus the content is only 10 hours old. imma be pissed due to missin out on my first top comment. Not gonna be one of those fags that try to get thumbs by logging in and reply to their own comment just for thumbs though.
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#25 to #24 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
Good thing you found a loophole, right?
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User avatar #71 to #16 - midkupficker ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
No, you don't, because success rate is successful attempts/n, getting you a division by zero, and thus undefined.

Succes rate and failure rate are antithetical therefore in rate calculation they have to add up to 100%. If 0/0 would imply 100%, they would add up to 200%, therefore by reductio ad absurdum we can reject 0/0 implies 100%.

Or in other words, this forum is filled with a lot of people without even the slightest bit of academic potential, let alone accomplishment.
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#104 to #71 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Percentages are part / whole * 100. n / (n + 0) * 100 = n / n * 100 = 1 * 100 = 100%. Dumb **** .
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User avatar #106 to #104 - midkupficker ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
We're not dealing with mere percentage but success rates.
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User avatar #101 to #71 - niggastolemyname (12/26/2015) [-]
but n/0 is undefined, you can make it equal any number you like. So really I think this is more interesting than you give it credit for because they've made a word version of saying 0/0=100%
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User avatar #105 to #101 - midkupficker ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
That's not what undefined means.
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#27 to #14 - lukewarmpigeon (12/26/2015) [-]
i would say it was 50%, for until he has tried it has both succeeded and failed
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User avatar #21 to #10 - mattdoggy (12/26/2015) [-]
I'll let you know if/when it works
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User avatar #51 to #21 - tropenthatshtup (12/26/2015) [-]
Add me to that mention list too, I might try it on a friend for their reaction.
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User avatar #26 to #21 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
God speed, my friend.
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User avatar #29 to #9 - imalex (12/26/2015) [-]
well, ive heard " **** bitch, you is fine" works pretty good to
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#28 - sedativechunk (12/26/2015) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled user xevilpenguinx **
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#66 to #28 - xevilpenguinx (12/26/2015) [-]
Yes, please do.
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#70 to #66 - sedativechunk (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Here you go.
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User avatar #82 to #70 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
theride_neverends.jpg
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User avatar #17 - kiljiarius (12/26/2015) [-]
Do her breasts exist online?
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User avatar #59 to #53 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
naked AND nude?

What a time to be alive
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User avatar #54 to #53 - alexdevlin (12/26/2015) [-]
They're fakes..
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User avatar #55 to #54 - specknight (12/26/2015) [-]
but they're good fakes....and honestly...thats good enough for me
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User avatar #6 - mitchthehugeman (12/26/2015) [-]
She needs to give him an apology BJ
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#92 to #6 - gerfox (12/26/2015) [-]
Spoiler for the movie this is taken from they **** and get married
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User avatar #67 to #6 - advice (12/26/2015) [-]
she'd probably want free drinks first
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User avatar #19 - pyropsychopath (12/26/2015) [-]
Is that Earl from My Name is Earl?
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User avatar #34 to #19 - dankmemepepe (12/26/2015) [-]
I think but idk for sure.
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#116 to #19 - enlightednatzie (12/26/2015) [-]
Did some sserious research and you're right.
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#57 to #19 - gloriousthighs (12/26/2015) [-]
That is indeed Jason Lee, yes.
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#89 - jamesiferrr (12/26/2015) [-]
So, she goes to a bar alone and dresses seductively just to criticize men who try to buy her a drink?

it's like a Tumblrettes dream
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User avatar #22 - nanako ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
ehh, i'll talk to guys that make some sort of effort. Far too many people are so generic i could swear they're being cloned somewhere. average looks, doesn't lift, likes drinking with friends and typical TV programmes

When i'm in a good mood i'll gently try to draw out their personality and ask some leading questions, but it becomes all too clear that many people just don't have one
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#108 to #22 - themonkeyfrompluto (12/26/2015) [-]
That's called compromising, if everyone was as critical and truly themselves nothing would get done, i don't care if I get labeled "generic" for enjoying some programs or spending time drinking with friends. Everyone I see on a daily basis in my personal life knows who I am, what my ambitions are and what moves me. Ofcourse people who I see seldom or even just once won't know who I am, so they make a general image of me based on what I looked like and did when they saw me.

This isn't an unique thing, everyone does it, it isn't generic stuff it's just how we see things.
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User avatar #31 to #22 - nachobeldavid (12/26/2015) [-]
So.. fag and a shag, love?
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User avatar #38 to #31 - nanako ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
see, directness is at least an indicator of confidence, a notable personality quality
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User avatar #39 to #38 - nachobeldavid (12/26/2015) [-]
I.. uh.. thats never worked before.

FLEEEEEE
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#61 to #39 - jtistillam (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't know why but that made me laugh a lot.
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#23 to #22 - karvarausku (12/26/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** they don't care, they just wanna pipe.
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User avatar #69 to #23 - severepwner (12/26/2015) [-]
*People finally get courage to go outside and try to meet women and find their girlfriends*

All men are pigs that just wanna **** .
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User avatar #118 to #69 - nanako ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Well the thing you have to learn.
These guys who, at a rather late age, "finally work up the courage" to start dating, are way behind the world. Competition is a fact of life.

Just because they've overcome a problem that their own mind created for itself, doesn't mean i owe them anything. I'll judge everyone by the same standard, and those sort of guys tend to fall short. Life is harsh.
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#91 to #69 - karvarausku (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** If you wanna find gf outside good for you, just don't hit them from bar.
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#33 to #22 - sympathyforme (12/26/2015) [-]
**sympathyforme used "*roll picture*"**
**sympathyforme rolled image**But you're the special snowflake aren't you? Perhaps you've even dyed your hair a bright colour you non-conformist you.
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User avatar #36 to #33 - nanako ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
just blonde
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#52 - psychoknot (12/26/2015) [-]
What a cunt. Yeah you might be an irritating piece of **** or dumb as **** , but how is he supposed to know that unless he talks to you?
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User avatar #64 to #52 - bongpebbles (12/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes with a girl as hot as her I don't judge, they probably have been approached by a dozen men a day every since she was 12.
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#65 to #64 - psychoknot (12/26/2015) [-]
She could at least say things that make sense. And if it bothers her then she could not purposefully dress in a fashion that she knows will attract their attention.
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User avatar #20 - askafj (12/26/2015) [-]
i wear make up and revealing clothes omg guys only care about looks i bet you dont even cared about me when you wanted to give me a drink

Some women can really be retarded.
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User avatar #50 to #20 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/26/2015) [-]
how does her wearing make up mean anything? Make up is commonly just seen as a daily routine for most women when they're getting ready for the day. I could see if she had on bright eye shadow and bold lipstick but it's very natural looking.
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#84 to #50 - ghfjghjfkln (12/26/2015) [-]
STOP RAPESPLAINING ME CIS SCUM
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#97 - justaredshirt (12/26/2015) [-]
♪ So this is the world we live in ♪
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#63 - trollczar (12/26/2015) [-]
heartbreakers good movie man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3eBVKTX9tk
Jennifer Love Hewitt has got dem ta tas
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User avatar #12 - chaosraptor (12/26/2015) [-]
if she was the antichrist, id buy her drinks all night long

evil FTW
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User avatar #37 to #12 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
Mind that edge, son. It's even more dangerous once you need to start shaving.
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User avatar #40 to #37 - chaosraptor (12/26/2015) [-]
how is liking evil girls edgy?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
It was more the "hurr, I'd bro it up with the antichrist, go darkness" vibe that you gave off.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - chaosraptor (12/26/2015) [-]
so it other words youre soft enough to think liking evil girls is edgy
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User avatar #43 to #42 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
I never brought girls into this, but sure lad.
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#44 to #43 - chaosraptor (12/26/2015) [-]
content is about a girl saying "what if shes the antichrist"

i comment evil girls ftw

totally not about girls, right
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User avatar #45 to #44 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
But you didn't comment "evil girls ftw."
You commented "evil ftw."
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User avatar #47 to #46 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
Alright lad. Pretty sure it was a misunderstanding because you apparently forgot a word in your initial comment, but if you're going to be childish I won't waste my time.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - chaosraptor (12/26/2015) [-]
okay so youre autistic and cant pick up on implications in comments

glad we got that sorted out kid
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#49 to #48 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
We can go with that if it floats your goat.
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#78 - mastercolossus (12/26/2015) [-]
yes. i would have probably enjoyed ******* you. i probably still would because your body looks built for sex.
however you have made it clear you are a heinous bitch and you cant fix bitch.
i dont date heinous bitches.
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User avatar #85 to #78 - needsauceadmisblan (12/26/2015) [-]
and that how you get fired in real life.
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#119 to #85 - mastercolossus (12/27/2015) [-]
who says i work there?
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#120 to #119 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
u work your mums ass fagit
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#121 to #120 - mastercolossus (12/28/2015) [-]
another pussy is butthurt.
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#96 - gjah (12/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - whynotzoidberglol (12/26/2015) [-]
What movie is this?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - notanotheraccount (12/26/2015) [-]
heartbreakers
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#18 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
well ****
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#68 - myjunk (12/26/2015) [-]
"You're right, I didn't know you have the intelligence of a Thermos but it bothers me despite beeing a penis ponder. Bye"
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User avatar #76 - ompalomper (12/26/2015) [-]
"well, i asked you if you wanted a drink because i find you attractive. by asking if i can buy you a drink i am asking 'are you interested in me'. had you said yes i would have gotten us drinks, we would have talked and maybe i could have learned more about you. if i was still interested in you at the end of that maybe i would have suggested going somewhere or maybe gotten another drink or asked for a date. but since you now have proven to be a stuck up cunt with your head so far up your ass that you can see your last eaten meal, you saved me wasting money on those drinks. cheers."
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User avatar #87 to #76 - kafudamapla (12/26/2015) [-]
Actual response: "Y-you too"
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