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Submitted: 03/27/2014
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User avatar #4 - ssjkirby ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Gay people
>heaven

pick one
#1 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I realize this is a joke, but it's a really stupid one. Yes it's wonderful that every one can take such joy in the death of some old jerk, but at least get our facts strait, Even if God didn't dislike or hate gay people it is still considered sinful as stated in pretty much any bible you see (When something is called an abomination you can be sure it's sinful) So you now very well that if there is a heaven gay dudes aren't livin' together.
User avatar #11 - slayton (03/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
The Bible says that all have sinned and no sinner can get into heaven. The only way is to accept and believe that Jesus Christ was the son of God, and because he was sinless, he died in place of the rest of humanity, so that they could go to heaven. The Bible never says that one gets into heaven by being a good person, Jesus specifically dispelled that notion many times throughout his teaching. The confusion stems from the fact that before the Crucifixion, people went to heaven by following the Law, laid out in Leviticus, as a symbol of faithfulness in anticipation of the coming Messiah. That's the problem with the world today, many people who so vehemently oppose Christianity have no idea what the teaching and beliefs of Christians actually are, they believe the "pop culture" version of Christianity that has become so prevalent among those uneducated in Christian beliefs. Homosexuality was defined as a sin in Leviticus, under the Law, but Paul later stated in the New Testament that all had the potential to experience homosexual feelings just as they experience the temptation to experience any other sin. The reason Christians preach against homosexuality is because Jesus instructed us to love and guide all to God and salvation, and allowing people to sin without warning them of the dangers and harm it causes would be the opposite of loving. We preach against homosexuality because we want all to come to Jesus and go to heaven, and by openly sinning and being proud of it, they demonstrate that they are not saved, not because we hate them.
tl;dr Homosexuality is no different from any other sin, and the idea that a person experiencing homosexual desires is automatically excluded from heaven has no founding in the teachings of Christ.
User avatar #41 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Phelps looks like a ghoul from Fallout. Probably hates Adam and Steve for being smoothskins.
User avatar #37 - sociocat (03/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
not to be a jerk but i think there is no god...
its not like anyone really hears him. no one has seen noah's ark. even in your dreams there are no responses from him. and lastly people are finding natural what was once a serious sin. and we belived it all from one book
#38 to #37 - professorsquirrell (03/28/2014) [-]
I may not entirely believe in God, quite frankly I believe there might be a God who created dinosaurs, realised there was no real intelligence or purpose to them and destroyed them and rebuilt humans through evolution, come on it's not a impossibility that both are correct after all, or even if God had help from other gods.

But what does fascinate is Jesus, I do respect him because even if he is a liar or you don't believe him he was smart enough to change millions of peoples beliefs, and people's beliefs are the things they cling most to.

However, one day Christianity and the like will just be mythology, just like the Greek Gods and Roman Gods became.
#10 - legionisanon (03/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Gay people can go to heaven as easily as anyone else. It's another sin, and any amount or level of sin can be forgiven, even if it's repeated. So yes, Christian homosexuals is a possible thing.
User avatar #8 - WAKEFIELD (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone explain please?
#19 to #8 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
A common anti-gay protest is "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" And the old guy is the Westboro Baptist Church guy who died, so the joke is implying that he's rooming with a gay couple in heaven
User avatar #5 - godtherapist ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think someone needs to read their bible.

Heaven is nothing but singing to God. No one gets to do anything but sing to God. No one wants to do anything but sing to God.
#62 - babbe (03/28/2014) [-]
Honestly, if you wouldnt want to do anything but sing to god then it wouldnt be torture
User avatar #60 - slenderwolf (03/28/2014) [-]
Anyone got the one where he has a sign reading "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" with three men in fatigues guarding the pearly gates?
User avatar #57 - beezox ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i have a question, lets say heaven exist, when you die, would you come to heaven as old as when you died or would you get to choose the age you want to be in heaven or is it a set age, and if there is a set age, what happens to babies that die assuming set age is not from babie form
#51 - bulanu (03/28/2014) [-]
**bulanu rolled image**
#50 - carrickman (03/28/2014) [-]
The only thing I think we should respect is the man's son. His son was estranged from him and his son just wants respect. More for himself than for his father. His son didn't even belong the church. At least I don't believe he did. Didn't share the same views as he father or sister either.
#6 - kindofhappy (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
In my opinion, that man is far, FAR to full of hate to be able to go to heaven. But, it's not my place to judge who goes to heaven or not. I'm Christian, but I honestly don't think that homosexuality is a sin. People quote Leviticus, but there are so many rules in there that no one obeys. Besides, though the bible is God's word, it was written by men, and so is most likely influenced by the ideologies of that time. For all we know, God has no problem with homosexuals.

tl; dr, we don't know who gets into heaven and who doesn't, so it's best not to judge.
User avatar #27 - Hawke (03/28/2014) [-]
>Making fun of Based-Phelps

Dude that guy was the master ******* troll, he created the world's most amazing amount of butthurt.

How dare you insult him.
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